[The show opens up to Danny Starr, who is seen in front of the IEW banner in the back interview room...Karl Weiss is seen standing in front of Starr with a microphone....
KW: Danny Starr...tonight is a big night for you....a big PPV "Towel Match" with ring legend Razor....
DS: First off Karl....its tag team wrestling legend Razor....second...I am damn ready for this match tonight....these last couple weeks have been shitty because of this guy Razor....he ruined my chances at becoming the IC champion....and he ruined my chance at becoming a fan favorite here in the IEW....
KW: Well uh...what do you mean?
DS: I was trying to be nice here in the IEW....but then the RAz came out an made me be bad....he made me jump him form behind and make him bleed....he made me handcuff him and beat the living piss out of him....
KW: Well, uh...ok...what do you plan on doing tonight?
Starr holds up his tightly taped hands....
DS: I got a few tricks up my sleeve for the Raz man tonight....all I got to say is not only am I technically sound....but I am resourceful too...
KW: What do you mean?
DS: Don't sweat it turkey....just stay tuned for the most violent ride your gonna see in the IEW for a long ass time to come....and remember....I'm technically sound....and Razor....you sure as hell are gonna get your ass kicked tonight!!!!
[Danny Starr walks away as the scene switches to inside the Metrodome as pyros shoot off and the cameras pan through the crowd. Signs found in the crowd say "Geek seeking Direction", "Way 2 Tackie, E.G. Mackie", and "Ladders and scaffolds and poles, Oh my!!". The scene finally settles on the announcer's table with Jimmy Rollins and Brutus ready to bring you the action.]
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to MALCIE IN MINNEAPOLIS!
BB: No need to shout...
JR: Tonight is shaping up to be a GREAT night with all four of our titles waiting to change hands!
BB: That's right! Bakuryu has to defend his title against three other man as extreme as he is in what's looking to be the most gruesome match to ever be held in the IEW. You got The Directors FINALLY coming to terms with The Geeks Unleashed, with their belts on the line! You also got Wacky Mackie taking on a woman that's about four times his size, Khrystal Walker, for the Intercontinental Title! And our main event, Rizzo FINALLY gets a legit chance to win HIS World Title!
JR: Legit, that's a huge word.... Matt Rison's the guest referee, and by the way he's been pulling his weight around for the past months, I don't think it's going to be THAT legit.
BB: You're right.
JR: But let's stop talking about the rest of tonight, we're on to our first match! Three of IEW's most promising rookies make their debut match tonight!
BB: Yep! The very creepy Boca Del Inferno is up against our third karate boy in the IEW, Ramos Tenchi, and the both of them are up against the HUGE Lil' Tank.
JR: Let's cut to our colleague The Mic, shall we?
(The camera switches from the announcer's table to the ring, where The Mic stands tall.)
The Mic: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Malice In MINNNNEAAAAPOLISSSS!!
(The crowd roars.)
the Mic: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from New York City, New York, he is weighing in at two hundred and seventy five pounds, he is LILLLL TANK!
(The light go blue and red playing the cops theme song as it gets scratched and flipped over to P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent. He Walks out quickly, hands up as if he had already won. He climbs onto the apron and looks out onto the crowd and pats his chest twice before throwing up the peace sign.)
JR: Man, he's frightening. Look at the size!
BB: Let me say Jimmy that size doesn't matter!
JR: Indeed!
The Mic: His opponent, hailing form parts unknown, and weighing in at one hundred and fifty-five pounds, he is RAMOS TENCHIIII!
(The theme from Mortal Kombat blares through the speakers as he comes down the ramp. He gets up on the apron and then makes his way to the turnbuckle. He does a back flip off into the center of the ring waiting for the match to begin.)
JR: He's almost as small as Euan Mackie!
BB: Yep, but Mackie's our IC champee, so don't underestimate small people.
The Mic: And their opponent, hailing from parts unknown, weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds, he is Boca dellll INFERNOOO!
(Music hits as the lights flash out. Lights begin to flash like Lightning as Boca walks out and holds his arms high. He walks slowly to the ring and slides in. He climbs all four posts and flips the crowd off. He then sinks down in a corner and talks to an unseen being as he waits for the match to start.)
JR: Creepy...
BB: VERY creepy....
(The ref rings the bell and the match is underway. Tank is standing in the middle of the ring, awaiting for either one of his opponents to charge. Tenchi finally makes a move, but Tank shoves him away. Boca, almost at the same time, tries to attack but is shoved away too. Both of them stand up once again and they charge both at the same time. Tank hits both of them with his fists and they both fall down. Tenchi and Boca look at each other and they both stand up, circling Tank. Once Tenchi is in front of Tank, he begins charging at him. As Tank tries to hit him, Tenchi sidesteps and Boca, from behind, lands an elbow to the back of Tank's head. Tenchi adds to the effect by landing a spinning roundhouse kick to Tank, which makes him fall to his knees. Both Tenchi and Boca start stomping at Tank. Boca runs to the ropes and drops a running elbow on Tank. Tenchi jumps with a swing and lands a standing legdrop on Tank.)
JR: Wow! That's unexpected teamwork!
(Tenchi runs to the ropes but Boca runs straight at him with a devastating clothesline. Tenchi falls down and Boca continues the attack on Tank. He sits on Tank and stretches one of his legs, applying a half Boston crab.)
BB: So much for teamwork!
(Tenchi is straight back up though and he once again runs to the ropes. He jumps for a low dropkick that gets Boca straight in the face. Boca falls back, releasing the hold on Tank. Tenchi goes back to Tank and applies a figure-four leglock on Tank who immediately suffers. he tries to turn it over but Boca lands on Tenchi with a top rope splash. He stays as is and covers.)
JR: First cover of the match by Boca del Inferno!
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2...
(Tank kicks Inferno straight in the ribs, which causes Tenchi to kickout. Tank stands up and so does Tenchi but Tenchi quickly gives a legsweep to Tank, who immediately falls back down. Tenchi runs to the ropes and lands a running senton splash on Tank, who rolls over covering his belly. Tenchi stands up but is immediately hit by a front dropkick by Boca. Boca climbs to the turnbuckle but Tank stands up and hits the rope, causing Boca to fall down. Tank begins stomping on Boca but Tenchi stands up behind him. Tank doesn't notice him and Tenchi jumps on his back, applying a sleeper hold, without letting go. Tank tries reaching to his back to grab Tenchi but quickly is unable to do so, as power fades away from him. He begins falling down and Tenchi doesn't let go. Boca del Inferno gets slowly to his feet and notices what is happening. He goes near both of them and begins hitting Tank in the guts. The assault goes on for a few minutes.)
JR: They actually found out that the only way to take that monster down is teamwork. Wise work by the two of them.
(Boca then suddenly changes target and stomps Tenchi in the head. Tenchi rolls away and falls down form the ring. Boca gets Tank up and whips Tank in the ropes. As Tank comes back, Boca hits an outstanding superkick, which sends Tank to the outside. At the same time Ramos Tenchi is back up on the apron, and Boca never sees him. Ramos jumps on the top rope and springs towards Boca del Inferno, who turns round at the last minute and is hit with a sharp kick to the head. Tenchi lands down on his feet.)
BB: Wow! The Matrix, with a spring from the top rope!
(Tenchi pulls Boca to his feet and whips him to the corner. Tenchi runs at him with a spear to the corner. He puts sits Boca on the top turnbuckle and places himself for a superplex. He tries to pull Boca but Boca blocks. He begins hitting Ramos Tenchi's guts, while retaining him on the turnbuckle. He hits a big punch to Ramos' head which almost knocks him out. Boca del Inferno then stands on the turnbuckle and grabs Tenchi, holding him upside down for a tombstone piledriver. He jumps, spinning around and lands on the mat, Tenchi completely knocked out.)
JR: THE MOUTH OF HELL! Incredible move!
(Boca goes for the pin.)
1...
2..
(Tank stands up on the outside and tries to come back to the ring.)
3!!!
(The ref grabs Boca del Inferno's hand and puts it high in the air, but Boca refuses to be held and takes back his hand.)
The Mic: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, Bocaaa delll INFERNOOO!!
JR: Great match here and I must say Boca deserved to win.
BB: You're right, Jimmy!
Jimmy Rollings: Our next match will see an established team in IEW, The Dog Pac, take on a new team here in IEW, Necra and Shotgun.
Brutus: I don't know what to expect from this new team, but we know The Dog Pac are a well oiled team, and they might just take these new comers to the pound tonight.
["The Seed 2.0" by The Roots hits and pyro shoots off to the opening drumline. TP steps out onto the stage and taunts to the crowd to rally up some momentum. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Where he takes off his jacket and sunglasses and prepares to fight.]
Jimmy Rollings: Each man making his own way to the ring tonight!
[The Lights Black out and red, green, and blue strobes flash. "Helter Skelter" by The Beatles plays and just as the intro stops Sgt Underdogg hops out to a loud boom of pyro. The lights come on and Four pyro's go off to the drum beat. Sarge play's air guitar while he moves to the ring. He slings himself over the top rope and does a "Rock/Metal" hand signal and goes over to the turnbuckle and sits down at the top waiting for his opponents.]
The Mic: Coming down the aisle, at the combined weight of 393 ibs, The Dog Pac!
Brutus: Now we await this new team, debuting tonight at the PPV.
[The lights in arena starts flashing red and white as "Use Your Fist" by Marilyn Manson begins to play. Shotgun walks out slowly with his head down until pyros flies over his head and he rises up slowly extending his arms outward. Shotgun then walks down the ramp and enters the ring.]
Jimmy Rollings: And his partner for tonight, a formidable female.
The lights go completely out, plunging the arena into darkness. Golden lights and gold spotlights soon spring to life, along with golden sparkles that seem to fall out of nowhere, as "Tutankhamun" by Nightwish begins to play over the speakers. The screen above the stage shows ancient Egypt, tombs that have been sealed for thousands of years, and finally changes to a golden sarcophagus standing upright against a wall. The lid slowly slides open, and there stands Necra dressed in the finest gold and jewels. On the stage below fog billows up from the stage, and as it fades there stands the golden sarcophagus, with two muscled men stand on either side of it, as the door slides open revealing a figure with a golden death mask upon their head. The two muscled men remove the mask revealing Necra, with eyes closed. As the music gets faster Necra opens her eyes, and makes her way to the ring as the gold dust still continues to fall.
The Mic: And their opponents, the team of Necra and Shotgun!
(Each team has barely enough time to prepare as the referee begins the match, and all at once, there is Chaos in the ring as The Dog Pac attack Necra and Shotgun full on. Necra is knocked from the ring, leaving the Dog Pac a chance to stomp away on Shotgun. Shot gun escapes however and Parker leaves the ring, making it one on one with Sgt Underdogg and Shotgun, the Sgt beating Shotgun to the floor with a combination of clotheslines. Parker leaves the ring and locates Necra. He power slams her on the arena floor and returns to his corner. In the ring Underdogg has underestimated Shotgun who now has the Sgt on one knee as he rains down a flurry of blows on his head and back. Shotgun takes the Sgt's head and positions him for a power bomb. Lifting him high Shotgun pauses, then throws the Sgt forward, landing with his legs at either side as he nails a brilliant sit down power bomb, from there, his legs hook the Sgt's shoulders for the pin.)
1...
2...
Kick out!
Brutus: It was almost over there, Shotgun is impressive form tonight!
(The Sgt makes his way to his feet, only to be floored by Shotgun, who clotheslines him, then grabs him in a side slam. He spins slightly and then drops the Sgt over his knee. The back breaker takes a lot out of both men, and Shotgun, uses this chance to tag in his partner. Necra enters the ring and moves in slowly applying a crude cross arm bar to the Sgt. The Sgt powers out and gives her a big boot to remember. But Necra is not finished as she springs to action, dropkicking the Sgt, and he falls into the near by turnbuckle. Necra begins to assault him with vicious gut kicks, and the Sgt stumbles out, only to be slapped by Necra, who is already bouncing of the ropes. With the Sgt dazed she leaps for a Thesz press, but the Sgt catches her, and drives her into the canvas with a spine buster. He presses her shoulders to the mat and hooks both legs for the sneaky pin.)
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2...
Kick out!
Jimmy Rollings: You could hear the front row groan with that one! But she's still moving!
(She escapes but the spine buster has taken its toll, and now Terrence Parker has entered the ring. Parker stoops to pick Necra off the canvas, but she reaches up and rakes his eyes. As Parker stumbles back she executes a jaw breaker, which sends him reeling to the ropes. Parker stands only to meet a Hurricanrana. Parker is left flat out by the move, and summoning the strength she has left, Necra executes a moon sault. She bounces off parker, and falls into a tag from Shotgun. Now in the ring Shotgun pulls Parker from the floor, but Parker punches his midsection, and sends him to the ropes. With brutal momentum Parker almost cuts Shotgun in half with a spear. Shotgun stands immediately even though he's badly hurt, and while standing Parker clotheslines him onto the apron. Shotgun stands, only to be Hurracanrana'ed back into the ring by Parker. Both men now exchange blows. Shotgun gains the upper hand and battles back with a kick to the gut of Parker. He lifts Parker high in a pile driver, and falls to the mat, leaving Parker to bounce on his head for a brief spell. Shotgun pulls Parker up, and both men brawl again. This time Parker makes a leap for his corner and tags in the Sgt, who enters the ring and almost puts a hole in the ring with a power slam on Shotgun. He hooks the leg for the pin.)
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Kick out!
Brutus: The slam echoing around the arena!
Jimmy Rollings: What a move by Sgt Underdogg!
(Shotgun throws the Sgt off of his body and he stands. The Sgt runs towards Shotgun, only to be knocked down with a shoulder. This exchange repeats itself three times until the Sgt receives a forearm from Shotgun. Lifting the Sgt onto his shoulders, Shotgun looks to execute a Death Valley driver. But this is not to be as Parker enters the ring and drop kicks Shotgun, who falls, with the Sgt landing on top of him.)
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2...
Kick out!
Brutus: Lucky pin there, but it's all down to the team work and coherency of the Dog Pac.
(Shotgun escapes the pin, and pulls himself to his feet. Sgt is ready for him though, and with a high vertical suplex, Shotgun is on the mat, and the Sgt locks him up in the Gansta stretch. He does not hold Shotgun for long, and he releases him before he has the chance to tap. Shotgun begins to struggle to his feet, and the Sgt takes his chance and executes the Bottom Dollar just as Shotgun makes it to his feet. He hooks the leg, and puts all his weight down on Shotgun's shoulders.)
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2...
Kick out!
Jimmy Rollings: So close there! The Dog Pac could have walked away the victors there
(Necra makes the save and leaves the ring. Shotgun stands up, dazed as he is. The Sgt performs a spinning heel kick and Shotgun falls over the top rope. Necra enters the ring and brawls with the Sgt, while on the outside, Parker has found a chair and lifts it high. Shotgun can see him coming, but the Referee is occupied with the in ring brawling. Shotgun slides back onto the ring. Parker enters and throws the chair to Necra, who instinctively catches it; Parker attempts to super kick the chair. Quickly Necra throws it to Sgt Underdogg. With the Referee distracted with Parker, Shotgun executes a big boot to the chair, and it folds over the Sgt's face. Necra leaves the ring, and Parker returns to his corner, as the Sgt rises, Shotgun kicks the chair from the ring. Shotgun reaches for the Sgt, but does not make it any further as the Sgt slams a clenched fist right into the love orbs of Shotgun. The low blow sends Shotgun to the mat, and the referee calls for the DQ.)
The Mic: The winners of this match by DQ, Necra and Shotgun!
Brutus: Desperation there! And it cost the Dog Pac the match!
(Neither Necra or Shotgun are finished here though as the fallen Sgt Underdogg is brutally stomped on by Necra, and Parker is thrown into the ring by Shotgun. An intense riot begins in the ring as Shotgun takes the folder chair and introduces it to Sgt Underdogg and Terrence parker. A rising Parker is hit with a forceful side kick from Necra, who pulls parker up high in the Mummification. Struggling slightly she drops him to the mat, and proceeds to pummel him onto the canvas with lefts and rights. Shotgun introduces the chair to Sgt Underdogg several violent times, and he executes the walls of Jericho on the motionless Sgt. The onslaught continues until 7 officials break Necra and Shotgun off their fallen opponents. Shotgun and Necra unload on the officials and send them reeling from the ring. Suddenly Shotgun turns on Necra and knocks her too the floor with a clothesline. She stands, and he kicks her in the gut and holds her over the folded chair. He drives her into the chair with the Double barrel, and leaves her a crumpled mess as he walks to the back, the last man standing with "Use Your Fist" playing into the night.)
Jimmy Rollings: Well they were never a golden couple were they? Not the nicest way to treat a lady, or a tag partner.
Brutus: Didn't think they'd last.
Jimmy Rollings: It was, however, a very good contest!
Brutus: That it was, now lets get on to our next match which promises to be just as entertaining.
The Mic: The Following match up a six man tag team match and is scheduled for one fall. First coming down the alie…weighing at 303 lbs, hailing here he is…..High Voltage Steve Adams!!!!
Light goes out in the arena and out come High Voltage to the ring. once in the ring he poses for the crowd and goes to all four corners and and then poses in the centre of the ring. Fireworks explodes from the ring post. and the light comes back on in the arena.
The Mic: His tag team partner, he weights in at 150 pounds…. Atticus
(The arena fades dark and Blink 182 = Fallen Interlude starts to play. Blue spotlights flash around the arena and the it goes back to dark followed by two big flames shooting up 10 foot into the air from the bottom of the entrance ramp. Atticus walks onto the stage the crowd cheering, he walks down the ramp slapping hands with some of the fans. He climbs into the ring and up a turnbuckle. He looks around the packed crowd and then stairs up the ramp waiting for his opponent.)
The Mic: And their partner…he weights in at 170……Lone Panther!!!
The lights go out. Aztec Tribel Drumming is heard that would be heard in the tribes of the aztec and amazon. A spotlight shine at the apron exposing the lone panther. As he jumps over the ropes, Fireworks shoot in a X format and the light return to normal as he lands in the ring.
JR: What a team they have assembled.
Brutus: I totally agree
The Mic: And their opponents…first weighing in at 135 pounds, here she is….Harley Quinn!!
The lights go down as a single spotlight goes over the crowd and then rests at the back of the stage, as "Square Dance" begins to play. The screen above the stage comes to life with the letters FBI (Full Blooded Italians) and scenes from her mob life. It shows her sitting behind a desk in a darkened room, with her four body guards standing, with two on either side of her.The spotlight soon stops at the back of the stage, where the silouttes of two people stand. It's soon revealed to be Harley, with her man, Johnny. They make their way to the ring as the song continues. When they reach the ring Harley removes her jacket and hands it to Johnny as her "Mafioso" leaves the ring.
The Mic: Her tag team partener, weighing in at 245 pounds….Black Panther!
Welcome To The Jungle" starts up... and the pyro goes off (Goldberg's pyro). When the first verse starts up, the Panther explodes onto the ramp (like Mysterio). Walks down to the ring and jumps from floor to apron. Enters the ring (like Macho Man) and stands in the corner facing across the ring.
The Mic: And their tag team partner, weighin in at 287 pounds…Joe Phoenix!
The arena goes dark, save for the Phoenix logo on the jumbotron. Injected's "Bloodspoon" plays from the p.a. 6 colums of flame shoot up from the floor, as Joe is raised on a platform behind them. As the flames die and the lights come back up, he has a cold stare on his face as he confidantly walks to the ring.
All six wrestlers are inside of the ring and each side size each other up.
JR: This looks to be a very good match…lot’s of poetional
Bruturs: I think so , but if it’s crap, I want a refund
The action starts in the ring as Atticus and Phoenix lock up. The pair of them push and struglle to gain easy control of the match. Phoneix kicks Atticus in the gut and throws Atticus into the ropes, but Atticus comes back with a high flying body cross. Phoinex gets up quickly and Atticus drop kicks Phoenix in the chin and Phoenix goes down and Phoenix quickly goes over to tag BP. BP runs into and nails Atticus with a mean clothesline. Attiucs then gets up but gets a mean elbow from BP to the mouth, causing Atticus to stumble backwards into the turnbuckles. BP charges at Atticus and tries for a splash , but Atticus drops and allows BP to run into nothing. Atticus then kicks BP in the gut and drops him with a DDT. Atticus goes for the pin
1….
2…..NO!
BP kicks out and Atticus goes over to his corner and tags in Steve Adams. SA goes into the ring and kicks down at the fallen BP. SA Tries to throw BP into the ropes, but BP reverse it into a knee in the gut. BP then hits SA with a quick snap suplex. BP then drops an elbow on SA several times to make sure the will stay down. BP picks up SA to perform another move but SA gets a rush on energy and punches BP several quick times in the face. SA tries to get one more punch in but BP ducks , slips behind SA and hits BP with a release german suplex. BP then crawls over to his corner and then tags in the only female of this match, Harley Quinn. She waits till SA gets up and then Quinn gives SA a high drop kick to the forhead and SA falls back hard on his back and rolls to his corner and tags in LP. LP charges at Quinn and hits a flying DDT and goes for the pin.
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2…..
3…NO!
Quinn gets her shoulder up and LP then takes her legs and slowly sets her up for the sharpshooter.
JR: This could be all over for Quinn here!
Brutus: It will only take a few seconds before Quinn taps.
Before LP and lock it sharpshooter in, Quinn grabs him and tucks him in the package pin
1…
2….
3!!!
DING DING DING!
LP hits the mat in pure anger as he rolls out of the ring.
The Mic: Here are your winners… Harley Quinn… Black Panther and….Joe Phoenix!
Quinn and Black Panther shake hands after the match, but as they offer their handshakes to Joe Phoenix he simply looks at their hand and back at them before walking away.
JR: What a short match
Brutus: That’s ok…I needed a washroom break anyways!
The Mic: This match is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 228 pounds, DOWNfall!
*The opening notes of "Faint" by Linkin Park start up on the PA system, as the arena goes dark. When the lights come back on, Downfall and Michelle are standing at the top of the stage. Downfall raises his arms over his head into a crossed wrist X position slowly. When his arms meet, flamethrowers on either side of him shoot flames on the ramp. Then Downfall runs into the ring and jumps on the turnbuckle, standing there, arms out. When he hops down he stretches his arms on the ropes, and prepares for the match.*
The Mic: Aaaaaand his opponent, weighing 318 pounds, Night Hawk!
*The lights dim, smoke fills the arena. The cry of a Hawk sounds and then "The Hell Song" by Sum 41 begins to sound. And Night Hawk comes running in to ring. He stands quietly in the middle and suddenly he makes a very weird call, and out of nowhere Kale comes flying into Night Hawks shoulder.*
Jimmy Rollings: This match promises to entertain, as the 6 foot 10 inch powerhouse, Night Hawk, takes on Downfall in what should be a clash of the titans. Downfall, at 6'3, 228, is no slouch himself.
Brutus: But 7 inches and almost a hundred pounds could make a big difference. Downfall may have to take to the air more than usual to win this match.
*DING DING DING!!!*
*Downfall and Night Hawk circle each other, then Night Hawk swings down with a clothesline. Downfall ducks the clothesline, then turns and nails Night Hawk with a spinning heel kick, but the kick has no effect. Downfall then attempts an Irish Whip on Night Hawk, but gets an uppercut for his efforts. Night Hawk follows up the uppercut with a Running Clothesline, flooring Downfall.*
JR: Downfall's down!
B: He fell!
*Night Hawk stares at his opponent as Downfall slowly rises to his feet and shakes out the cobwebs. Downfall locks Night Hawk up, but Night Hawk launches him into the nearest corner. Night Hawk then charges in, but Downfall dodges and Night Hawk runs into the corner.*
JR: Downfall escaped a world of hurt with those quick reflexes there.
*Downfall charges in with a corner splash, catching Night Hawk offguard, and Night Hawk stumbles towards the center of the ring. Downfall then catches Night Hawk in an Irish Whip, and levels him with a superkick off the ropes.*
JR: He calls that move the Beast Kick, Brutus!
B: That kick was pretty beastly, but Night Hawk isn't out yet.
*Downfall pounces on his downed opponent, hooking a Texas Cloverleaf around the legs of Night Hawk. The 6'10" monster powers out, however, and both men are soon back on their feet. Downfall attempts to get Night Hawk in a fisherman's suplex, but Night Hawk counters with a stiff DDT.*
JR: DDT by Night Hawk, as he regains momentum!
*Night Hawk lifts Downfall to his feet, then levels him again with an uppercut. He then picks Downfall up again, then delivers a Good Night Slam.*
B: Good night!
*Night Hawk stares down at Downfall, then lifts the nearly unconscious opponent back to his feet, and wraps his hand around Downfall's neck.*
JR: Could we see another Good Night Slam here?! I doubt Downfall could get up from a second!
*Night Hawk lifts Downfall up for a Good Night Slam, but Downfall powers out and nails Night Hawk with a dropkick on the way down.*
JR: Incredible counter by Downfall, and both men are down!
*Downfall is the first to stumble to his feet, and he immediately takes off his black wifebeater.*
JR: Downfall could be signaling for a high risk maneuver!
*Downfall jumps to the top rope, and waits for Night Hawk to stumble to his feet, before diving off in a missile dropkick.*
B: What a high-impact move from Downfall! But he's still reeling from that Good Night Slam!
*Both men are slow to rise to their feet, but Downfall is the first up. He nails Night Hawk with a few punches, then knocks Night Hawk to the ground with a crescent kick. Night Hawk flips and turn as he falls, landing on his back. Downfall gestures to Michelle at ringside, then to the corner. He then runs to the corner and flies off the turnbuckle in his split-legged moonsault, the Downsault.*
B: Downsault from Downfall! This one could be over!
*Downfall does a cut-throat gesture, then goes to Night Hawk's legs. Sensing what's coming, Night Hawk fights valiantly, but Downfall turns him over in a modified Boston Crab, The Dark Backward.*
JR: Downfall has the Dark Backward locked in!
*The referee quickly checks on Night Hawk, who is expressionless and does not make any motion. Downfall screams as he tightens the hold.*
B: This one could be done! Downfall is tightening that Dark Backward!
*The referee raises Night Hawk's hand... it falls.*
JR: Night Hawk looks to be almost done!
*The referee raises Night Hawk's hand... it falls for a second time.*
B: One more time and it's done!
*The referee raises Night Hawk's hand... it falls. The referee signals for the bell to be rung, and gestures towards the back for medical attention. Downfall climbs off and raises his arms as "Faint" by Linkin Park plays. Night Hawk is clearly unconscious, and the paramedics make their way to ringside. "Clocks" by Coldplay comes over the arena speakers.*
Jimmy: Whose music is this?
Brutus: It can't be!!
[Jason Twisted walks out of the backstage area heading down toward the ring and climbs in eyeing Downfall. They both stand facing each other nose to nose.]
Jimmy: What is Jason Twisted doing here?
Brutus: He appears to have some unfinished business with Downfall.
[Downfall and Twisted both look over at the paramedics working on Nighthawk. Jason Twisted pushed the paramedics out of the way and lifts up Nightwing by his throat before giving him a sitdown chokeslam. Twisted and Downfall hug briefly before pointing down at Nightwing on the canvas and laughing at him before walking together to the back.]
Jimmy: Poor Nightwing. He could be hurt from this attack.
Brutus: What are you talking about Nightwing for? This is one of the greatest tag teams in the history of wrestling and they're now in the IEW. I don't know what strings Matt Rison is pulling to get this guys, but its obvious he got his hand on the right one.
Jimmy: And speaking about one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history, coming up later tonight one half of the Deth Squad will square off against who is perhaps the most technically sound athlete this business has ever seen when Razor takes on Danny Starr in a towel match later this evening.
Brutus: That is going to be a must see match for sure. But before that we have a very interesting matchup that keeps getting more entertaining every week. What do you say we get on to our next match?
The Mic: The following contest is a standard match and it is scheduled for one fall.
*”Fear” by Disturbed starts.*
The Mic; Coming to the ring first he weighs in at 246 pounds... Darien Nicholas Adams.. DNA!
[DNA emerges from the back. He raises his arms high over his head and you can see the anger and confidence etched in his face. Fireworks explode either side of him as he walks down the ramp. DNA smiles cockily before sliding into the ring and crouching down, awaiting his opponent.]
The Mic: And his opponent hails from Surrey, England and he weighs in at 283 pounds... Nitrus!!
["Lets Go To War" by the Murderdolls" hits the speakers as the lights go out and green light begins flashing in the ring. Nitrus walks down slowly to the ring walking around the ring once before sliding under the bottom rope and green pyros shoot off from each turnbuckle and up the ramp. Nitrus slides into the ring and DNA attacks him right away.]
*DING DING*
Jimmy; DNA isn’t wasting any time.
Brutus: He’s looking to even the score after last week’s trickeration.
*Nitrus gets to his feet and DNA lands a series of punches. DNA whips Nitrus into the ropes and he connects with a back body rope. Nitrus bounces to his feet and DNA takes him down with a clothesline, and then another. Nitrus gets to his feet and DNA backs him into the corner. DNA stomps away as “Big” Balls Brukowski counts. 1.. 2... 3... 4... DNA backs up as Nitrus slumps in the corner. DNA lifts Nitrus up and he whips Nitrus into the opposite corner. DNA charges and gets hit with an elbow smash. Nitrus explodes out of the corner with a running shoulder. DNA gets to his feet and Nitrus boots him in the gut. Nitrus takes DNA down with a swinging neckbreaker.*
Brutus: Nitrus is taking full advantage of an early mistake by DNA.
Jimmy: Let’s see how long the momentum stays on his side.
*Nitrus picks DNA up and he executes a backbreaker. Nitrus goes for the cover.*
1...
Jimmy: Kickout after 1 by DNA.
*Nitrus picks DNA up and he Irish whips him. DNA ducks a clothesline and he bounces back with a flying forearm smash. DNA and Nitrus get to their feet but DNA is quicker with punches and kicks. DNA whips Nitrus into the comer very hard. Nitrus bounces out of the corner and into an elbow smash to the face. DNA covers.*
1....
Brutus: And this time it’s Nitrus who kicks out after just 1.
*DNA gets to his feet and he drags Nitrus to his. DNA grabs Nitrus by the head and he rakes Nitrus’ face across the top rope. They get to the corner and DNA slams Nitrus’ face several times into the top turnbuckle. DNA pulls Nitrus in for a short-arm knee to the gut and then he executes a DDT. DNA covers again.*
1...
2..
Jimmy: Nitrus kicked out but this time after 2. Looks like DNA is wearing the big man down.
*DNA lifts Nitrus up again and Nitrus pokes him in the eyes. Nitrus grabs DNA’s face and he rakes it. Nitrus kicks DNA in the gut and then he takes DNA down with a double underhook suplex. Nitrus lifts DNA up and hits another double underhook suplex. Nitrus covers.*
1...
2...
Brutus: Nitrus made a rookie mistake of not hooking the leg and that allowed DNA to kick out after 2.
Jimmy: But Nitrus isn’t going to let DNA get away easy.
*Nitrus gets up and he stomps away at DNA. Nitrus picks DNA up and he whips him into the ropes. Nitrus catches DNA and he drives DNA to the mat with a spinebuster. Nitrus lifts DNA back up and he whips him hard into the corner and follows closely with a crushing corner clothesline. Nitrus drags DNA out of the corner and he executes a vertical suplex. Nitrus floats over for the cover.*
1....
2...
thr NO!!
Jimmy: Somehow DNA kicked out but I don’t think he’s going to last much longer.
Brutus: Well, don’t count the veteran out yet.
*Nitrus gets up and as he picks DNA up DNA rolls him up in a small package.*
1...
2...
thr NO!!
*Both men get up and Nitrus cuts DNA down with a clothesline.*
Brutus: That was so close!
*Nitrus lifts DNA back up and he lands a series of chops and punches. Nitrus Irish whips DNA into the ropes. DNA bounces back with a spear. DNA gets to his feet and he kicks away at Nitrus’ ribs. DNA lifts Nitrus up and he lands a series of knee thrusts. DNA grabs Nitrus around the waist and he nails a gutwrench powerbomb. DNA covers while hooking the leg.*
Jimmy: What a move by DNA!
1....
2....
thre NO!!
Brutus: Man, that was another close call! Even though he had the leg hooked DNA couldn’t keep Nitrus down.
*DNA picks Nitrus up but Nitrus pushes DNA into the ref, crushing BBB in the corner. Nitrus gets up and as DNA turns around Nitrus connects with a big boot. Nitrus climbs to the outside and he grabs a chair. Nitrus slides in the ring and as DNA gets up Nitrus slams the chair onto his face. Nitrus hits him one more time for good measure before throwing the chair out of the ring.*
Jimmy: Oh come on now! Now he’s cheating!
Brutus: He’s doing everything he has to to win
*Nitrus wakes the ref up and then he covers.*
1.....
2....
thre NO!!
Brutus: How the hell?!
Jimmy: DNA got his shoulder up before three! And Nitrus s NOT happy about it!
*Nitrus gets up and he argues with the ref about a slow count. The ref assures Nitrus that it was just a 2 count. Nitrus turns around and DNA boots him in the gut and hits a butterfly powerbomb out of nowhere.*
Brutus: DNA just hit the Pedigree Powerbomb!
*DNA covers.*
1...
2...
3!!
(DING DING)
The Mic: The winner of this match.. Darien Nicholas Adams!!!
*Nitrus gets up and he attacks DNA from behind as he celebrates. Nitrus kicks away at DNA. Nitrus goes outside and grabs the chair. Nitrus climbs in the ring and he slams the chair on DNA many times.*
Jimmy: This is just uncalled for! Nitrus lost this match fair and square!
*Nitrus puts the chair on the mat and then he picks DNA up. Nitrus slaps on a side headlock and then he executes a springboard bulldog onto the chair.*
Brutus: Oh man! He just hit the Exploder onto the chair and DNA is busted wide open!
*Nitrus grabs the chair and he puts DNA’s leg in it. Nitrus stomps n the chair sandwiching his leg in it. Security and refs come out and restrain Nitrus from doing any further damage. Medics rush down and work on DNA.*
Jimmy; DNA won this match but lord knows he doesn’t feel like a winner after what Nitrus did to him.
*Nitrus pushes the security and refs off and he attacks DNA again. Nitrus grabs DNA’s leg and he puts on an anklelock submission. The security guys try to pull him off but he won’t budge. DNA keeps tapping out as Nitrus twists his leg more and more. The security finally get Nitrus off DNA and DNA holds his legs. The security guys escort Nitrus to the back as the medics work on DNA again.*
Jimmy: Well, let’s get this ring cleared and move on.
The Mic: The following contest is a Towel Match. Coming to the ring first, he hails from Sudbury, Ontario, Canada and he weighs in at 223 pounds... Razor!
[The arena goes dark and then the opening drum beats of Iron Man start up and white strobe lights flash in sequence to the beats.*
"I AM IRON MAN"
*The guitar riffs have now started as the strobes now alternate between white and red. As soon as the guitar picks up more the strobes become mixed between the drum beats and the guitar beats. Then on the first crash of the drums pyros shoot up from the entrance way as Razor makes his appearance. The crowd cheers as he makes his way to the ring and slaps hands with fans along the way. He climbs the steps and to the apron where he pauses before entering the ring. He stands in the center of the ring and raises his hands to the beat of the music and more pyros go off from the ring posts to the roar of the crowd.]
The Mic: And his opponent hails from Yorktown Heights, New York and he weighs in at 237 pounds.. Danny Starr!!
["Technically Sound" is heard over the PA system as the song "Circles" by Incubus begins to play. The lights dim down and a bright white light hits the rampway. Danny Starr walks into the light and stands there with his arms extended...as the song hits its major guitar rift and lyrics, Starr begins to walk towards the ring...he slides into the ring, extends his arms again and then walks into the corner readying himself for the upcoming battle.]
Jimmy: This is going to be great. The first person to ask the ref to throw the towel in loses!
Brutus: Poor Razor ought to ask right now.
*Shane Stevenson calls for the bell and Starr attacks Razor right away with clubbing forearms. Starr whips Razor into the ropes and he clothesline Razor to the mat. Razor gets back up and Starr attacks with boots to the gut. Starr backs Razor into the corner and he chops him across the chest. Starr whips Razor into the opposite corner and then he charges. Razor gets his foot up and he pulls himself to the 2nd rope as Starr stumbles back. Razor flies and takes Starr down with a missile dropkick. Razor straddles Starr and he lands several punches to the face.*
Jimmy: Razor has every right to be upset with Starr considering everything that’s happened.
Brutus: Starr is right to be mad because Razor cost him a chance at the Intercontinental title.
*Razor gets up and he stomps at Starr all the way out of the ring. Starr falls to the ground and Razor follows. Starr gets to his feet and Razor boots him in the gut. Razor tries to whip Starr into the post but Starr reverses it. Starr grabs a cable from ringside and he proceeds to choke Razor with it. *
Jimmy: This is what happens when anything goes in this match.
*Starr lets go and he kicks Razor in the ribs. Starr picks Razor up and he executes a snap suplex. Starr lifts razor to his feet and he scoop slams him. Starr drops an elbow on Razor. Starr gets to his feet and he drags Razor to his. Starr rolls Razor into the ring and he follows. Starr picks Razor up and he drops Razor with a big right. Starr lifts Razor up and he whips him into the ropes. Starr takes Razor down with a knee to the midsection. Starr lifts Razor up but Razor drops with a jawbreaker. Both men are down on the canvas.*
Brutus: Razor is getting whipped pretty badly.
Jimmy: But that move may just be the momentum switch he needed.
*Razor and Starr get to their feet. Razor ducks a clothesline and he grabs Starr’s head form behind. Razor drops down and nails a reverse neckbreaker. Razor gets up and he drops a quick leg across the throat. Razor gets up and he lifts Starr to his feet. Razor lands a series of chops that backs Starr into the ropes. Razor whips Starr into the ropes and he nails a back elbow smash. Starr gets to his feet only to be takes down by a standing dropkick. Razor lifts Starr up and he hits a side suplex. Razor climbs to the top and he connects with a top rope elbow drop.*
Jimmy: Like I said, it looks as if things are going Razor’s way now.
*Razor picks Starr up and he lands a series of right. Razor whips Starr into the corner. Razor charges but Starr gets out of the way. Razor hits the corner face first and as Razor falls backwards Starr executes a side Russian legsweep. Starr lifts razor up and he whips him into the corner. Starr lifts Razor up and sits him on the top. Starr climbs up but razor meets him with several rights. Razor jumps and he takes Starr down with a sunset flip powerbomb off the top rope.*
Brutus: WOW! Starr tried to go up top and he paid for it big time!
Jimmy: That’s the kind of move that may make Starr ask the ref to throw the towel in.
*Razor gets to his feet slowly and he grabs Starr’s legs. Razor slaps on a Boston crab. Razor pulls back and Starr screams in pain. The ref checks to see if Starr wants the towel thrown in and Starr indicates no.*
Jimmy: This is a very good tactic by Razor. Use the submission moves and make Starr quit.
Brutus: Too bad Starr will never quit.
*Razor lets go and Starr clutches his back. Razor lands on Starr’s back with a standing senton. Razor gets up and he lifts Starr up. Starr pokes Razor in the eye and then he connects with a European uppercut. Starr grabs razor and he levels him with a short-arm clothesline. Starr stretches his back out and then he goes back on the attack with boots to the midsection. Starr lifts Razor up and he whips Razor into the ropes. Starr catches Razor and flattens him with a powerslam. Starr gets up and he drops an elbow across Razor’s chest. Starr lifts Razor to his feet and he boots Razor in the gut doubling him over. Starr bounces off the ropes and clocks Razor with a running knee lift.*
Brutus: And once again Starr is taking it to Razor. Maybe Starr is right about Razor not being a singles wrestler.
*Starr lifts Razor up and he whips Razor into the corner. Starr charges but slides outside. Starr grabs razor’s legs and trips him up, sending Razor face first into the mat. Starr pulls Razor back and crotch first into the steel post. Starr then takes razor’s leg and wraps it around the pole a few times. Razor crawls back to the middle oft he ring holding his leg as Starr climbs back in. Starr attacks the leg with boots to the knee. Star grabs Razor’s leg and he applies a half crab.*
Jimmy: Starr is showing that he truly is technically sound.
Brutus: As if there were any doubts.
*Star pulls back on the leg and Razor is in serious pain. The ref asks Razor if he wants the towel and Razor shakes his head no. Razor tries to get to the ropes but Starr pulls back more. Razor reaches and he’s close, but not quite there yet. Razor pulls himself and Starr closer to the ropes and he reaches out. Razor grabs the bottom rope and the ref tells Starr to let go but he doesn’t. The ref tells Starr to let go or he’ll call the match and he does. Razor grabs his leg as the ref gives Starr a verbal warning. Starr bends over to pick Razor up but Razor grabs him by the head and sends him through the ropes and to the outside. Razor pulls himself up to his feet as Starr stands up. Razor uses the top rope to slingshot himself over and onto Starr with a cross body press.*
Jimmy: Razor is hurting pretty badly but he’s still going for the high risks.
*Razor gets up and is a tad gimpy and he kicks away at Starr. Razor lifts Starr up and he whips Starr into the steel steps back first. Razor grabs Starr and he puts him in a Mexican surfboard.*
Brutus: Razor is trying to beat Starr at his own game and is doing so effectively.
*Razor pulls back and the ref checks on Starr. The ref has his hand on the towel and Starr shakes his head no. Razor lets go of the hold and Starr crawls away while holding his back. Razor limps over to Starr and he kicks away at the back. Razor picks Starr up but Starr connects with a low blow. Razor drops to his knees and Starr kicks Razor with a low dropkick to the face.*
Jimmy: Danny Starr is really taking advantage to the anarchic rules here in this match.
*Danny gets to his feet, as does Razor. Starr grabs razor and he crushes Razor with a belly-to-belly suplex. Starr goes under the ring and he emerges with a cookie sheet. Razor stands up and as he does Starr wraps the sheet around Razor’s face. Razor falls to the floor holding his face. Starr picks Razor up and Danny connects with a boot to the gut followed by a DDT onto the concrete floor. The ref checks on Razor who pushes the ref away with a bloody hand.*
Brutus: Looks like Razor’s bleeding from the face.
*Starr lifts Razor up and Razor’s face is covered in blood. Danny Starr lands a couple of closed fists to Razor’s face. Starr picks Razor up and he goes for a clothesline but Razor ducks it. As Starr turns back around Razor connects with a superkick.*
Jimmy: The Close Shave! Razor just leveled Danny Starr!!
Brutus: I don’t know how well Razor’s going to be able to see with all of that blood.
*Razor grabs the towel, wipes his face, and gives it back to the ref. Razor lifts Starr up and he rolls him into the ring. Razor climbs to the top and as Starr gets to his feet Razor plants Starr face first with a top rope bulldog. Razor gets up and he lifts Starr up. Razor boot Starr in the gut and then he hits a leg guillotine facebuster. Razor puts both of his knees on Starr’s back and he applies a reverse chinlock. Razor leans back, digging his knees into Starr’s back and stretching the neck.*
Brutus: That’s a pretty weird camel clutch variation.
Jimmy: Yeah and it looks really painful too!
*Razor leans back more and Starr screams in pain. Razor lets go but not before dropping a forearm across Starr’s face. Razor rolls out of the ring and he grabs a chair. Razor climbs in and he slams the chair across Starr’s back. Razor lays the chair on the mat and he picks Starr up. Razor whips Starr into the ropes and he cops Starr onto the chair with a Samoan drop. Razor bends over to pick Starr up but Starr grabs the tights and sends Razor shoulder first into the steel post.*
Jimmy: This match is really brutal on both guys. I’m not so sure either man is willing to throw the towel in.
*Starr drags Razor out from between the ropes and then he takes Razor down with a hammerlock side suplex. Starr gets to his feet and he grabs Razor’s legs. Starr locks on a figure four leglock.*
Brutus: Starr is going right back at the legs of Razor.
*As the ref checks on Razor Danny grabs the ropes and uses them for more leverage. The ref turns around but Starr lets go right before the ref can see. The ref warns Starr about using the ropes. The ref turns back to Razor and Starr grabs the ropes again. The ref turns around quickly and he catches Starr. The ref orders Starr to let go and he does so slowly.*
Jimmy: I’m not sure how much more Razor’s legs can take. Starr is really working him over and it’s taking its toll for sure.
*Starr goes to the outside and he grabs a table. Starr sets it up outside as Razor starts to get to his feet. Danny slides into the ring and he takes Razor down with a double axe handle to the back. Starr grabs Razor from behind and he sends him outside and through the table with a release German suplex.*
Jimmy: DEAR GOD! Razor might not be able to continue after that!
*The ref goes and checks on Razor as Starr stands in the ring laughing. The ref grabs the towel and goes to throw it but Razor reaches up and stops his arm. Starr looks on in disbelief as the ref puts the bloodied towel back on his shoulder. Starr climbs out and he goes to work on Razor with boots to the body and head. Starr lifts Razor up and he whips him into the guardrail. Danny charges at Razor but Razor ducks and sends Starr over the railing with a back body drop.*
Brutus: How in the hell is Razor still moving?
*Razor falls to his hands and knees as Starr is holding his back among the crowd. Razor takes a few moments to collect himself. Starr also gets up and razor snapmares him back over the railing. Razor connects with a stiff kick to Starr’s back. Razor lifts Starr to his feet and then he executes an inverted facelock backbreaker. Both men are down and out on the floor.*
Jimmy: Looks like that vicious German suplex is taking its toll on Razor. He needs to be able to capitalize on that move.
*Razor gets to his feet and he drags Starr to his. Razor goes to whips Starr into the steel steps but Starr reverses it. Razor hits the steps and the top segment flies off from the impact. Starr picks Razor up and he smashes his face into the steps. Starr climbs up on the steps and he drags Razor up with him. Starr goes for a powerbomb but Razor kicks wildly and lands back on his feet. Razor stands up while hooking Starr’s legs. Starr is draped down Razor’s back with his legs hooked over Razor’s shoulders. Razor sits down and he drives Starr’s head into the steel steps.*
Brutus: GOOD GOD! Did you see that? Danny Starr could be seriously injured or killed by a move like that!
*The ref checks on Starr and he gets no response. The ref calls for the bell. After conferring The Mic he makes the announcement.*
The Mic: The winner of this match as a result of his opponent not being able to continue... RAZOR!!
Jimmy: What an interesting turn of events. Hopefully Starr is going to OK, but that was a very dangerous move by Razor.
*The medics rush down and attend to Starr and Razor.*
Brutus: Well, it can never be said that Danny threw the towel in or quit. The only reason he lost is because the ref stopped the match.
Jimmy: That’s true, but the same can also be said for Razor. Despite the punishment he took he still stuck it through and won in the end.
Brutus: Danny Starr was cheated tonight.
Jimmy: Guess what Brutus.. It is time!
(Brutus looks at him)
Brutus: Time for what?
Jimmy: Time for some extreme action. It is time for the Extreme Title match!
(Brutus smiles)
Brutus: I have been waiting all night for this.
Jimmy: Your not the only one.
Brutus: This match is going to be a killer. It is almost your basic Scaffold match. Small ladders are used to get onto the scaffold, and there is a pole in the middle that you can use to climb to the reach the title. Only thing is the scaffold can't take too much punishment, with enough power moves it will break sending all of the competitors to the concrete floor below. Any weapon can be used in this match and nothing can get you DQed.
(Jimmy fidgets in his seat)
Jimmy: I can not wait any longer. Let’s get this under way!!!!
The Mic: Introducing first, weighing in at 235 pounds and at a height of 6 foot 3 inches, Scott S!!!
(The arena lights get very dim. Then "Headache" by Dark Lotus plays over the P.A System. After the song plays for about 26 seconds Scott walks onto the ramp. He is wearing a Straight Jacket but it isn’t tied up. He walks to the ring very slowly looking at the fans and constantly mumbling stuff. He then rolls into the ring and sits in the corner and rocks back and forth till his opponent comes to the ring.)
The Mic: Introducing next, weighing in at 286 pounds, and towering at 6 foot six inches. From Sudbury, Ontario Canada, Deth!!!!!
(The arena goes black as the opening riffs to Rammstein's "Du Hast" begins. White and red laser strobes flash in sequence to the music. As soon as the electric guitar picks up the heavy riffs, Deth comes out from behind the curtain. The crowd cheers loudly as he makes his way to the ring, looking very focused. He is dressed in his ring attire, complete with his "DETH EFFECT" T-shirt. He steps over the ropes and then stands in the center and raises his arms slowly as the laser strobes begin to flash on him. Then, white and red pyros go off from each ring post.)
The Mic: Next, weighing in at 289 pounds and 6 foot 4 inches tall, Rage!!!!!!
("Immortally Insane" by Pantera begins to play smoke rises from the vents underneath the ramp. Suddenly a large set of pyro goes off and Rage runs through the fire and settled smoke. He runs down to the ring and enters.)
Jimmy: We are now waiting for the arrival of the Extreme Champion Bakuryu.
Brutus: It looks like everyone is getting ready for his arrival too.
(Brutus points to the other three wrestlers who are searching for weapons, but find none. They then run to the end of the ramp and wait for Bakuryu. Just then he is announced)
The Mic: Introducing next, your IEW Extreme Champion, weighing in at 210 pounds and standing at six foot tall, Bakuryu!!!!!
(As the jazz-ish intro of Quarashi's Mr. Jinx plays, old clips of Bakuryu being evil and maniac are playing. He’s wrestling in the ring, applying different moves. Then, the song really starts and that image breaks, showing a very colorful background with Bakuryu dancing very oddly to the music. He then comes out from behind the curtain with a cart full of weapons and wrapped in barbwire. Rage, Deth, and Scott rush up the ramp at Bakuryu. Bakuryu grabs a kendo stick from the cart and then flings the cart down the ramp and it takes Deth out and send him back down the ramp. The bell sounds as Bakuryu’s kendo stick connects with Scott’s head. Rage stays out of range as Bakuryu stares him down.)
Brutus: This match got underway very quickly.
Jimmy: Deth and Scott are already down and Rage is just staring back at Bakuryu.
Brutus: Just wait till they get up on the scaffold.
(The scaffold looms high above the ring and a pole is suspended from a cable. Atop the pole is the Extreme title. Bakuryu walks slowly towards Rage who backs up slowly. They get a few feet from Deth and then Deth jumps up and smashes a chair over Rage’s head and when Bakuryu swings the kendo stick he is taken out by Scott S who also has a chair. Scott S and Deth now stare each other down. They then begin to swing their chairs at each other and the chair connect with each other and then they swing again. Scott’s chair slips from his hand and we hear a loud crack as Deth’s chair connects with Scott’s head. We hear crack after crack as Deth just pummels Scott with chair shot after chair shot. He finally stops when Bakuryu jumps up and breaks the kendo stick over Deth’s head. Bakuryu then stumbles over Rage and rolls into the ring. Bakuryu lays there resting as the crowd looks on.)
Jimmy: God damn! They are all out so soon.
Brutus: This match has been brutal and has not even passed the minute mark yet!
(Rage slowly gets up and grabs a ladder and throws it into the ring. Bakuryu flinches as he sees the ladder at the last second as it connects with his body. Rage grabs another ladder and throws it over and it lands on Bakuryu again. Rage climbs the mat and goes to climb in but Deth grabs his feet and pulls him down and then lays him out with a huge DDT onto one of the chairs. In the ring Bakuryu rolls over onto his stomach and coughs a few times before slowly getting to his feet. Scott is now to his knees as Deth grabs a chair and slides into the ring. He charges Bakuryu from behind who then ducks the chair shot and hit’s a huge bulldog onto the chair that Deth was holding. He then hit’s a standing 360 leg drop onto the back of Deth’s head. Deth flops around as Bakuryu jumps up and sets the ladder up. Scott slides into the ring and sets up the other ladder. Bakuryu reaches the scaffold and grabs a kendo stick that was hidden there. He waits until Scott is on top the scaffold and then he begins to beat him senseless with the kendo stick. Scott rolls around on the scaffold as we see Deth climbing up the ladder after the two. In the ring Rage sets up table after table on all four sides of the scaffold. He then throws chairs and things on top of the Tables and begins to climb the ladder behind Deth. Deth climbs onto the scaffold and ducks a kendo stick shot and then hit’s a DDT on Bakuryu. The scaffold shakes and cracks but remains in the air)
Brutus: That scaffold will not hold much longer.
Jimmy: It will take at least one huge power move or finisher and they will all fall.
(Deth picks Scott up and spits in his face. Scott then hits Deth in the face and the fight is on. They trade blow after blow until Deth gets the up hand and kicks him in the gut. He sets him up for the D-Monator. The crowd goes nuts as Deth picks him up, holds him high in the air and then jumps off the scaffold and hit’s the D-Monator throw the Table below. The rings shakes and the ladders fall as Rage hangs onto the edge of the scaffold and pulls himself up.)
Jimmy: Oh…my…God! He could of just killed himself! He should of thrown him and not jumped.
Brutus: He knew he would of lost his balance so he just jumped and said the hell with it.
Jimmy: Sweet Jesus that was a move!
(Rage looks at Bakuryu who is laying there on the scaffold. He then begins to climb the pole. Rage is cut short when Bakuryu jumps up and sets him up for a power bomb. Rage turns to battle out of it but it doesn’t work. Bakuryu gives him a slap in the face as he hits Rage’s finisher, Xtremity Maker. He hit’s a few hard power bombs before hitting the insider edge. The scaffold snaps and falls with Bakuryu and Rage straight down on top of the broken and bloody Deth and Scott S. The crowd screams and cheers and then goes silence as there is no movement)
Jimmy:…..holy..shit
Brutus…ditto…
(There is a small cheer as a hand comes up out of the wreckage and then someone stands up. It is Bakuryu. He shakes himself off and then spits out some blood. He stumbles around and falls to his knees as he looks up at the pole. He smiles and then rolls out of the ring and begins to limp up the ramp to the back.)
Jimmy: Why is he leaving?
Brutus: I have no clue, but the match is still under way.
(Rage rolls out of the debris and lays there as Scott S and Deth poke their heads out and then almost pass out. A few minutes of nothing goes by before Rage stumbles to his feet and grabs a ladder. Scott S and Deth do the same and the three stare at each other. They then smile and begin to attack one another with the ladders. Deth is take out as both Scott and Rage smash him between their ladders and then Scott and Rage battle it out. Rage misses a shot and Scott connects with Rage’s gut. Rage drops the ladder and is then taken out by a ladder shot to the head. Scott sets up his ladder and begins to climb. He gets to the top and looks at the pole some 7 feet up. The crowd then begins to cheer as Bakuryu comes through the crowd carrying a 25 foot ladder. He throws it into the ring and it lands on both Deth and Rage and then connects with Scott’s ladder and sends him straight down through another table and through the weakened ring to the floor below.)
Jimmy: Bakuryu is back and he single handily took out all three of his opponents.
Brutus: God…damnit!
(Bakuryu slides in and sets up the ladder. He climbs up to the top no problem and then looks at the pole and then down at Rage and Deth. He then smiles and stands on top of the ladder and signals for the Weapon of Choice. He jumps off with the moonsault and hit’s a double leg drop. One onto Deth and one onto Rage. Bakuryu lays there as the crowd cheers and screams. He takes a short rest before he gets to his feet and climbs the ladder. He gets to the top just as Deth and Rage stand up and grabs the ladder. Bakuryu jumps and grabs the pole as the ladder falls to the mat. Deth and Rage scramble to set it back up and climb it as Bakuryu climbs up seven feet of pole and up to the title. Deth and Rage get to the top of the ladder just as Bakuryu rips his title from the pole. Bakuryu lets go of the pole and falls through a table as the bell sounds. The crowd erupts as Deth looks pissed and so does Rage. Deth reaches over and punches Rage off the ladder and then jumps off the ladder and onto Bakuryu. He punches Bakuryu a few times before he jumps up and begins to cuss. His own blood runs down his face as he slides out of the ring and limps up the ramp. He has his back to the entrance and he shouts "I was screwed, I know you don't want me here... I WAS SCREWED!!!")
Jimmy: Bakuryu won a very hard fought match.
Brutus: Deth was screwed!
Jimmy: I don’t think he was.
Brutus: What the hell is that music?
(Just then “Wait and Bleed” By Slipknot plays and the crowd looks up the ramp. Deth still has his back to the door as someone walks out and taps him on the shoulder. He turns around and we see that it is Boca del Inferno. In his hand is a Kendo Stick. Deth backs up and tries to run but Boca shatters the Kendo stick across the side of his head. Boca reaches down and gets some of Deth’s blood on his fingers and then licks them clean. He smiles and picks Deth up and then hit’s the Pentagram Drop onto the steel ramp. The crowd goes nuts as Boca walks slowly to the ring. Scott is climbing slowly out of the hole in the ring as Boca slides in and pulls him out by his hair. Scott hits Boca in the face a few times but is silenced when Boca slams him down hard through the hole in the ring and then throws a chair down on top of him. Boca spits down the hole and then looks at Rage who is now holding a chair of his own and staring at Boca. Boca holds his hand out and Rage looks around. He reaches for the hand but his cut short by a kick to the mid section and his knocked out when Boca hit’s the Spin Doctor onto the ruble left from the tables and scaffold. Boca spits on his body as He looks at Bakuryu who is on his knees clenching his title.)
Jimmy: He is here! Boca del Inferno is here at the end of the Extreme Title match! All hell has just broken loose! Send help now, please I beg you, send help now!!!!!
(Boca towers over Bakuryu who slowly gets to his feet. There is now an inch difference as the two stare at each other. Bakuryu holds out his hand in truce. Boca looks at it and smiles. He looks at the crowd and then reaches for the hand. Bakuryu kicks at Boca who side steps and lays him out with a hard quick super kick. Boca then grabs the ladder and sets it up. He grabs Bakuryu by the hair and then throws him over his shoulder and scales the ladder. At the top Boca looks down at the ruble and smiles. He calls for the Mouth of Hell and the crowd goes nuts. They begin to chat things like: VCW, VCW, VCW; Midnight Stalker; and Do it Now! Boca smiles as he hears these. He stops the VCW chants and begins to chant a new chant for them; IEW, IEW, IEW. The whole arena begins to chant this as Boca sets him up for the Mouth of Hell and then jumps off. He spins a full 360 circle around in the air before connecting in a tombstone Piledriver onto the ruble. Bakuryu bounces off the ruble head first and then lays there out cold. Blood runs down his face as Boca grabs the Extreme title and holds it high above his head. The crowd cheers louder and Boca drops the title onto the face of Bakuryu. He kicks him one last time in the side before walking away. He walks past the other three who are bleeding and out cold as he heads to the back. EMTs and security run down as Boca vanishes into the back.)
Jimmy: I think we just saw the future flash before our own eyes.
Brutus: I think Bakuryu is dead.
Jimmy: I think so too.
["A.D.I.D.A.S." by Korn hits the arena speakers as Matt Rison emerges from the curtains with a never before seen IEW belt over his shoulder and a microphone in his hand. He stands at the top of the entrance ramp as the wrestling ring get a total overhaul by the ring crew on hand. Matt Rison looks around the crowd with a grin before he begins to speak.]
Matt: Ladies and gentlemen, you ain't seen nothing yet. In the coming weeks you are going to witness a spectacle like no other. It will have numerous twists and turns and in the end friendships will be broken, all for this gold strap I carry over my shoulder. In conjunction with our most recent television deal which resulted in our time change, it is without further ado that I present to you the IEW Television Title.
[Camera's flash from all of the arena as Matt Rison holds up the title. He lowers the title back down to his shoulder as he raises the microphone back up to his mouth.]
Matt: And now it is with great pleasure that I tell you this title will be like no other the IEW has ever seen. There won't be any fancy gimmicks to decide the waist that this title will soon reside upon, but rather a series of brutal matches where your partnerships are the key to your most ultimate match-up. In this tournament there will be 8 teams of 4, each one competing for their chance to square against one another for the IEW Television Championship 6 weeks from now at Red Square Revenge. Thats right ladies and gentlemen of the United States, you're going to have to watch your TV to see just who will get to wear this precious belt as starting next week not only will the IEW begin the tournament to name this title's future champion, but it will also begin the IEW's first ever tour of Asia.
Brutus: I can't believe we're going to Asia!!!
Rollins: It will definately be a new experience for all of us.
Brutus: Not only will we get to find out just how famous E.G. Mackie is in Japan, but we're also going to get to see just how wonderful those oriental women are in...
Rollins: Will you please just shut up and listen to what Matt Rison has to say?
Brutus: Of course I can, because the sooner we get done tonight the sooner I can make overseas sleeping arrangements.
[Back at the top of the ramp.]
Matt: While in Asia, we will visit places that might not seem safe and we might all look back on it later saying "you know, it really wasn't a good idea to come here". But what point is it in saying we're extreme if we don't live it? Thats why I tell all you fans, and everyone who is listening in the back, that I will take this company into a war torn country without blinking twice. If we all come back then God Bless America, but if not everyone makes it back then I'm going to personally spit on all of the poor bastards who weren't extreme enough to survive this dangerous road I have set before this great organization. Then I will personally send a letter of apology to your families letting them know how deeply sorry I am at the tragedy and that if they ever want to see you again they can shoot themselves. Because this is the IEW!!! We're not the United States military and I don't promise to bring everybody home. But what I do promise to everyone in the back is that in the weeks to come, you ALL will be extreme by the time I'm through with you, or you'll all be the next people to be receiving rice packs from foreign relief aid workers. So take my advice, ladies and gentlemen of the audience, and especially those at home watching on television. If you're excited now, just you wait. You ain't seen nothing yet.
["A.D.I.D.A.S." by Korn hit the arena's speakers once again as Matt Rison holds the TV Title high above his head before turning and going back through the curtain.]
Rollins: Matt Rison said some very disturbing things.
Brutus: Boy did he. I mean, how could the IEW possibly get more exciting?
Rollins: I think the safety of the wrestlers are now in jeopardy.
Brutus: I don't think Matt Rison could have timed that more perfectly. The ring crew has the ring fixed and we're ready to get on to our next match.
The Mic: Ladies and Gentlemen this next contest is set for one fall and it is for the Number One Contendership to the IEW Intercontinental Championship! First weighing in at 185lbs, Yoshiaga Kajira!
*The lights dim halfway when Yoshiaga Kajira's entrance movie plays over the screen on top of the entrance, and "The Mourning Palace" by Dimmu Borgir haunts the arena throught the PA system. Through the curtains comes Yoshiaga Kajira in his white shirt, a skull on the back with the words "FMK" in red underneath it. He shoots his arms out, which cues fireworks to hit, launching up from the stage in a loud explosion. He runs down the ramp and slides underneath the bottom rope, moving to a turnbuckle and raising his fists into the air for the fans. After moving off of the turnbuckle, he takes off his shirt, and tosses it all the way onto the announcer's table.*
The Mic: His opponent, weighing in at 225lbs! Jaret Cannon!
*The arena lights flash quickly and then stop, and The Offspring's "Hit That" plays over the sound system. Jaret Cannon comes out from the back and stands at the top of the ramp to the cheers of the fans, in a black Adidas windbreaker and black Adidas windpants, wearing his silver Oakley shades. He then runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, and tosses his jacket and sunglasses to ringside.*
DING! DING! DING!
Jimmy Rollins: This match features two very young and promising IEW superstars, both vying for a shot at the IC Title!
* Both men take their time getting this match underway. They start to circle one another and then get into a collar elbow tie up. Kajira pushes Cannon into the corner. The ref starts to count. Kajira is forced to break the hold. He immediately rushes forward and lands a forearm across the back of Cannon. Kajira then lays some vicious chops to the chest of Cannon. Kajira irish whips Cannon and drops him with a drop kick. Kajira then slaps Cannon’s head off the top turnbuckle. Cannon is dazed in the corner. Kajira backs up and nails Cannon square in the chest with a standing drop kick. Cannon is favoring his mid section. Kajira then drives his shoulder into the stomach of Cannon, who is really winded. Kajira runs to the opposite corner and charges at Cannon, who flips him onto the top turnbuckle. Cannon stumbled to the middle of the ring and turns around right into a flying cross body block off the top from Kajira. A cover by Kajira....
1..........
2........NO! Kickout by Cannon. *
Jimmy Rollins: This has been all Kajira to start things off, you can tell how bad he wants it.
Brutus: I need some water.
* Kajira picks Cannon up by the hair and nails him with a headbutt. Kajira then bounces off the ropes and drops Cannon with a running clothesline. Kajira signals to the crowd and heads to the top. He poses for a moment before leaping off with a frog splash. Cannon manages to roll out of the way and Kajira hits hard. Yoshiaga is rolling on the mat favoring his stomach. Cannon pounces on Kajira, laying in some kicks. Cannon picks Kajira up only to bring back down with a snapmare. As Kajira is sitting on the mat, Cannon backs up and nails Kajira square in the back with a drop kick. Yoshiaga is down favoring his back, which gives Cannon the opening to hit a quick leg drop. He covers......
1........
2........NO! Kickout by Kajira.
Kajira slowly rolls to his feet to be met by Cannon with a punch to his forehead. Cannon irish whips Kajira and hits a big back body drop. Kajira is down again holding his back. *
Jimmy Rollins: It looks as if Cannon wants to take out Kajira’s back to ground him.
* Cannon drops a knee to the small of the back of Kajira. Cannon then throws Kajira through the ropes to the floor. Cannon quickly follows, laying more kicks to the back of Kajira. Cannon picks Kajira up and whips him into the barricade, working the back over. Cannon lays some knife edge chops to Kajira’s chest. Cannon then slams Kajira’s head off the side of the mat. Kajira is down on the mat as Cannon rolls into the ring. *
Brutus: What a smart man, letting the ref count out Kajira! Brilliant!
Jimmy Rollins: That’s what looks is gonna happen if Kajira cant recover in time.
* The ref starts to count....
1.......
2.......
3......
4......
Kajira is slowly crawling to his knees, still favoring his back.
5.......
6........
7.......
Kajira uses all his strength and is able to roll onto the apron then into the ring breaking the count. Cannon drops down and lays punches onto the forehead of Kajira. Cannon picks Kajira up and nails a perfect German Suplex. Cannon holds on for the cover.....
1........
2......
3...NO! Kickout by Kajira.
Cannon moves quickly and hooks on a sharpshooter to Kajira. Kajira is able to easily grab the bottom rope. Cannon, however, uses his strength and pulls Kajira into the center of the ring in the hold.*
Jimmy Rollins: With that weakened back, Cannon could take this one with the sharpshooter!
* The ref is in the face of Kajira, asking him if he wants to give. Cannon has the hold locked in the middle of the ring. Kajira is in a world of pain. He refuses to give up. Cannon keeps the hold tightly executed on his victim. Kajira is able to grab Cannon’s ankles and is able to finally break the hold. It has left him weakened however. Kajira is face first down on the mat. Cannon comes right back with a stomp to the back of Kajira. Cannon bodyslams Kajira and heads to the top rope. He sits and waits for Kajira to rise. Kajira slowly does as Cannon leaps with a cross body block but Kajira falls to the mat sending Cannon hard to the mat. Kajira slowly rises and meets Cannon with some stiff kicks to the stomach and side of Jaret. Kajira bounces off the ropes and hits a tornado DDT. Kajira covers.....
1........
2.......
3...NO! Kickout by Cannon.*
Jimmy Rollins: That was close by Kajira. It looks like he’s getting a second wind.
* Kajira irish whips Cannon who reverses. He ducks for a back body drop and Kajira counters with neck breaker. Kajira gets up and waits for Cannon to arise.*
Jimmy Rollins: It looks as if Kajira is going for the kill. He’s setting up Cannon for his Kajira Kick!
* Cannon stumbles to his feet. He turns, Kajira attempts the kick when Cannon ducks it and is able to lock in the Cannon Clutch.*
Jimmy Rollins: In one swift move Cannon has went from almost lost to locking in his finisher!
* Cannon has it locked in the center of the ring. The ref is right there checking in on Kajira. Yoshiaga slowly loses consciousness. The ref raises his hand once, twice, and finally a third time.*
DING! DING! DING!
The Mic: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and Number One Contender to the IEW IC Championship! Jaret Cannon!
Jimmy: Cannon has done it!! Cannon will go on to face the winner of tonight's Intercontinental Championship match between E.G. Mackie and the "One Bitch Army" Khrystal Walker.
Brutus: And let me tell you that is one HUGE bitch!!! But you know what they say, the bigger they are the harder they fall. If only it would be in my bedroom!!!
[The scene opens to both Quentin and Silas getting ready for their tag team match up. As they both zipper up their bags, The Directors come out of nowhere and punch both Geeks in the back of the head. Tommy and Johnny both open up the locker doors. The Directors stuff socks into their mouths as Tommy forces Quentin inside of the locker and Johnny pushes Silas into the locker. Tommy and Johnny then lock the locker and laugh. The muffles can be heard through the locker as The Directors laugh and walk away.]
Jimmy: The Tag Team Championship is up next!! How are The Geeks going to make it to the ring.
Brutus: Don't worry about it Jimmy. They're geeks. I'm pretty sure they've been in this kind of situation before.
The Mic: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is sceduled for one fall and it is for the IEW World Tag Team Championship.
("Mr. Roboto" stars up and white strobe lights flash. "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto" The drums hit and with the crashes come flashes of yellow light.)
The Mic: And introducing the challengers. Making there way to the ring, weighing in at a total combined weight of 390 pounds. They are the Geeks Unleashed!!!
[The Directors part the curtains with their manager Philippe Rougeau and valet Starrlet. They all climb into the ring as Tommy Contour begins to speak.]
Tommy: Cut the damn shit! I can’t believe we are here in this God forsaken city..I can almost smell the incest here! What is even worse, is that we, the Greatest tag team ever, have to defend our tag team titles against...the Geeks!
[The crowd pops as Tommy says The Geeks, but boos as Tommy grabs his crotch at the crowd.]
Johnny: Why do you cheer for these lousy bastards? We had to put up our titles on the line, the least they can do is come out here and fight us like men! They don’t even have the balls to come to this ring! So since The Geeks are not even here...declare us the Winners and STILL IEW Tag team champions!!
Jimmy: This is totally wrong.
The Mic: Due to a no show by the challengers, the winner of this match AND STILL IEW Tag Team Champion... THE...
Silas's Voice: GEEKS UNLEASHED!!!
[The camera pans to the entrance ramp to show Silas and Quentin racing down to the ring. The scene switches out to a wide view of the ring and as The Geeks slide into the ring, Philippe Rougeau and Starrlet quickly exit.
DING*DING*DING*
( Quentin and Tommy are going to start the match up with Quentin getting the upper hand of grabbing Tommy in a head lock. Tommy sends Quentin running into the ropes and ducks down but Quentin outsmarts him and drops and elbow to the back.)
Jimmy: Boy these Geeks are smart.
Brutus: Gee I wonder why, may be because there Geeks.
( Quentin picks Tommy up and Tags in Silas. Silas comes in and kicks Tommy in the stomachand puts him in a hammer lock. Silas yanks on the arm and snapmares him down into a headlock.)
Brutus: The Geeks are just one step ahead of the Directors tonight.
( Silas has Tommy down for about a minute until Johnny gets tired of it and comes in and kicks Silas off of him. The Ref. send Johnny back to his corner and Silas drags Tommy to his corner and tags in Quentin. Quentin continous where Silas left off with the headlock. Johnny is in the corner cheering Tommy on and Tommy starts to answer until Quentin sqeezes harded putting Tommy back on the mat. Quentin gets up with Tommy and tags in Quentin. Quentin and Silas send Tommy into the ropes and go for a double backdrop but Tommy reverses it into a double DDT.)
Jimmy: The Directors finally get the upper hand.
( Tommy crawls to his corner to tag Johnny but Silas grabs Tommy leg. Tommy hits the enzigury and tags in Johnny.)
Brutus: Here we go Jimmy.
( Johhny jumps in and closelines Quentin and Silas. Johnny send Quentin running into the ropes nad hits the dropkick. Johnny now sends Silas running and hits the back body drop. )
Jimmy: Looks like Johnny is cleaning house Brutus.
Brutus: Yea Yea but it won't last long.
( Johnny now grabs Quentin and hits a suplex on him. Johnny goes for a cover.)
1........................
2..........................
Kickout.
( Johnny now drops a few elbows on him and climbs the top rope. Johnny tries to hit a cross body block but Quentin drops to the mat and Johnny crashes hard. Now it is a game of who gets up first. Silas goes around and attacks Tommy outside the ring. Johnny goes to make a tag but no one is there. He turns around and Quentin is just getting up and runs at Johnny and hits a closeline. Quentin picks up Johnny and and hits a ddt. Silas makes his way into the ring and both Geeks start to kick Johnny. Silas is signaling to Quentin to end it right here. Quentin starts to climb the ropes as Silas picks up Johnny. Rougeau jumps up onto the apron while Tommy comes in with the Tag belt in hand and nails Silas in the head with the belt. Quentin jumps off and tries an axe handle but he misses and Johnny and Tommy nail the Failed Audition on Quentin sending him onto the floor.)
Jimmy: The Directors nailed the Failed Audition on Quentin.
( Silas is starting to move as Tommy grabs him and puts his head between his legs.)
Jimmy: This could be the end here Brutus, looks like there going to hit theBig Picture here.
( Tommy picks up Silas for the Rozors Edge and Johnny nails the reverse DDT on the way down.)
Jimmy: The Big Picture, this has got to be it.
( Tommy goes for the cover.)
1...........................
2..............................
3..................................
DING*DING*DING*
The Mic: Your winners and STILL IEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, The DIRECTORS!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy: That was a hard fought match Brutus.
Brutus: Yea until the Title Shot to the Head.
Jimmy: But in the end The Directors still have the gold.
Brutus: What can you say? After all that hard work they deserve to be champions.
Jimmy Rollins: This has been an interesting night thus far, and will continue to do so as we approach our title matches.
Brutus: This next match has a few people who could be fighting for titles in no time.
JR: It sure does, so let’s get right to the action.
The Mic: This next match is triple threat match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at two hundred and thirty-three pounds …”Dangerous” Dave JESS!!!
*”I Want to Conquer the World” by Irn Mullet blasts over the speakers and Dave struts out from behind the curtain with a cocky grin on his face. Dave walks over to one side of the stage and raises his arms in the air, much to the chagrin of the crowd. Dave then walks over to the other side of the stage and does the same thing. Dave struts down the ramp whilst taunting the fans. Once he gets to the ring Dave climbs up the steps and onto the apron. He calls for the ring announcer to come over; when he does Dave grabs him by the collar with one hand and points at the ropes with another, whilst shouting at him. Dave then throws him towards the ropes. After the ring announcer takes a few seconds to compose himself he gets up and holds the middle rope down for Dave to step through, which he does. Once in the ring Dave regains his cocky smile, he walks round the inside of the ring with his arms raised in the air to further antagonise the crowd.*
JR: Talk about rude behaviour, The Mic never did anything wrong.
Brutus: Well, that’s Dave Jess for you.
The Mic: (a little shaken) And umm the next competitor, from Bergen Norway and weighing in at three hundred and sixty-five pounds …GULGAMEK!!!
*The lights go out in the arena completely, For Whom The Bell Tolls kicks off, on the video screen a picture of a tall individual standing in front of a white light is shown .It appears gritty as if filmed on 8mm.As the chorus kicks in, one bright white light shines out from the entranceway, the only light on in the entire arena, mist rises from both sides of the walkway. Out slowly walks Gulgameck, stopping just as he enters the arena. From the white light behind him all u can see is the outlined form of a massive man. He slowly makes his way to the ring. When he reaches ringside he stops for a moment, reaches up with one hand grabbing the top rope to pull himself up. Swinging one leg over the top he enters the ring.*
Brutus: I am always impressed by that man’s size.
JR: I know what you mean.
*Gulgameck stands tall over Dave Jess in the ring and the two just stare at each other. Dave Jess then throws a punch to Gulgameck’s stomach. G grabs DJ by the throat and tosses him into the corner.*
Brutus: This match is underway without our third competitor and The Mic is leaving the ring.
JR: Who can blame him with what Dave Jess did to him earlier?
DING!! DING!! DING!!
*G then whips DJ into the ropes and catches him in a sideslam. As G and DJ battle in the early goings, Mack Weaver finally makes his way down the ring… taking his time.*
Brutus: Why is Mack taking so much time getting into the ring? I mean he can lose this match without even being in there if he’s not careful.
*G nails DJ with a vicious clothesline.*
JR: Mack is letting these two wear each other down that’s all. It is sound strategy in my opinion.
*MW gets to the ring as G is standing up with DJ high above him in a military press. Mack slides in the ring behind G as DJ is dropped onto his chest hard. Mack delivers a huge chop block to the back of G’s leg. G stumbles a little, but does not go down. Mack delivers another chop block and the big man falls to his knees. Mack then goes off the ropes and nails a dropkick right to the face of G. With G down Mack turns to where DJ was lying only to be levelled with a clothesline from DJ. Mack gets up quickly and he and DJ begin trading blows. DJ gains the upper hand and whips Mack into the corner. DJ follows that up with a splash in the corner.*
Brutus: DJ really wants to win this match.
JR: I think all three of them do, but both Mack and Dave best not forget about Gulgameck.
*G stands up and sees DJ with his foot on the throat of Mack. G grabs DJ and tosses him over the top rope to the floor below. Mack who is trying to recover from the effects of the choking has G’s very large hand around his throat and is quickly chokeslammed to the mat. G makes the cover on Mack.*
1!!
JR: Gulgameck with the first cover of the match.
2!!!
*DJ slides in and breaks up the count.*
Brutus: I think Gulgameck might have had this match won right there if DJ hadn’t slid in.
*G turns on DJ and DJ just lets loose a flurry of punches catching G off guard. G stumbles back and trips over the prone Mack. As G hits the ropes and bounces back upright DJ nails a dropkick sending G over the top ropes and to the outside. G lands on his feet looking more furious and goes to climb back in. Mack kips up and then hits a baseball slide into the feet of G sending him crashing to the outside again. G nails his jaw on the ring apron as he falls.*
JR: Mack using his intelligence there and I can’t believe how well he is doing since he has been gone so long.
Brutus: I must say as well that he is doing better than I thought he would.
*DJ and Mack hook up again in a collar and elbow tie-up. Mack gains the advantage and whips DJ into the ropes catching him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Mack then climbs to the top and nails a moonsault and hooks the leg for a cover.*
1!!
Brutus: Mack with the cover here.
2!!!
JR: DJ manages to get a shoulder up.
*Mack pulls DJ up and goes for another irish whip but DJ reverses it and sends Mack into the corner. On the outside G is up and he is pulling himself into the ring with a trickle of blood running out of the corner of his mouth. DJ backs up and waits for Mack to come to his senses a bit more and then goes to charge at him. However, as he does G catches his leg and trips him up. Mack sees G trying to get back into the ring.*
Brutus: DJ had no clue that Gulgameck was getting to his feet.
JR: No, but Mack sure saw him, and DJ knows now.
*Mack springs off the second turnbuckle and nails a dropkick on G just he rises up on the apron. G falls once more to the floor below.*
JR: Great strategy trying to keep Gulgameck out of the ring.
*Mack then pulls DJ up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. He then catches him in a powerslam and hooks the leg for the cover.*
1!!
Brutus: Mack has DJ down again.
2!!!
*Gulgameck rises on the outside and notices the cover in the ring.*
3… NO!!!
*G pulls Mack off of DJ from the outside. Mack tries to kick back, but G is up now and climbing back into the ring. Both DJ and Mack get to their feet at the same time, but G takes them both down with a double clothesline. G then pulls DJ to his feet and whips him hard into the corner. As he comes stumbling out G nails a big boot knocking DJ almost unconscious. G then turns his attention to Mack and rubs his jaw a bit.*
JR: Looks as though Gulgameck hasn’t forgotten who has been doing the most damage to him.
Brutus: Well when you make a guy like Gulgameck bleed, if only a little, I am sure that is something he won’t soon forget.
*G pulls Mack up and whips him into the ropes and then catches him in a bear hug. G is squeezing the breath out of Mack, trying to make him submit.*
JR: I think Mack may be falling out of it here.
*The ref checks on Mack who seems to almost be passing out. The ref raises his arm high up and lets it go… it drops.
1!!
The referee again raises the hand of Mack up and lets it go… it drops again.
2!!!
As the referee goes to raise Mack’s arm a third time, DJ comes flying off the far ropes and nails a drop kick to the back of G. G not only lets go of Mack but topples over the top rope again. DJ then hits a suicide dive through the ropes that sends G hard into the security railing.*
JR: What a high risk move by DJ.
Brutus: Yes, but it is one that paid off, because the big man is now down on the outside. Mack is down on the inside. And the only one moving is DJ.
JR: Good point, but can he capitalize.
*DJ slides into the ring and goes over to the prone Mack and goes to make the cover. Mack, who was playing a little possum, grabs DJ into an inside cradle for the pin.*
1!!
JR: WOW!!! Mack just surprised everyone, especially DJ, with this pin attempt here.
2!!!
Brutus: He has the tights, look.
JR: No he doesn’t.
Brutus: Come on, Mack is cheating right there, I can see.
JR: You’re seeing things.
3!!!!
DING!! DING!! DING!!
*The crowd goes wild.*
The Mic: Your winner, by pinfall… MACK WEAVER!!!
Brutus: How in the hell did he win? I mean, he shouldn’t have. First he just came back to wrestling and second he cheated.
JR: He didn’t cheat. However, I am surprised he came back so strong. What a win for Weaver.
Brutus: I know two people who are not happy about this return… well three if you include me.
JR: But listen to this crowd, they love this.
*Weaver stands on each corner and allows the crowd to cheer for him before he leaves the ring and heads to the back.*
[Gulgamek gets up enraged over the loss. He begins to attack referee Tina Garcia by throwing her into the corner and pulling her shirt over his head exposing her sports bra covered chest as fan's around the ring begin to snap off pictures. Gulgamek begins to lay into her with vicious lefts and rights as security hits the ring.]
Brutus: Its the entire Patruzzi family!!!
[They manage to wrestle down Gulgamek as "A.D.I.D.A.S." by Korn plays and Matt Rison rushes to the ring. He first walks over to Gulgamek with a microphone.]
Matt: Gulgamek, you better start choosing your targets more wisely. You're suspended until further notice.
Jimmy: Not another suspension!!!
Brutus: Gulgamek deserves it for beating up that poor defenseless young girl.
[Matt Rison walks over to Tina Garcia and aids in covering her up. They share a few words before Matt Rison escorts her to the back.]
Brutus: That Rison is one lucky man.
Jimmy: If he can do this to every woman he meets, what does he need his hand for?
Brutus: What are you thinking about him for?!
The Mic: Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for the Intercontinetal Championship Match. Introducing first The One Bitch Army Khrystal Walker.
"Trouble" by Pink plays on the PA. Khrystal is sitting in the Big Pink, her semi truck wrecker. She is driving, as a map of the world is superimposed. A picture of her wrecker is followed by a red line as she drives over the world. Highlights of her career are interposed, as are training shots of her lifting god awful amounts of weight. She stops the truck and gets out. She slams the door, and after an onstage explosion, she appears on the stage, dressed and ready to fight. Walking with confidence down to the ring and ready for the match.
The Mic: And now introducing the Intercontinental Champion E.G. Mackie.
The Volga Boat Men hits on the P.A. as the arena lights flicker and the usual atmosphere is created whenever E.G. Mackie is in town. Mackie walks down in brand new ring attire with his Intercontinental Championship in his hand, halfway down the entrance there is a change of atmosphere and the Jumbo Tron images change the lights now flash pink and blue and “hey ya” by “outkast” now blasts over the P.A. system. E.G. Mackie is now dancing his way down to the ring the crowd is loving it.
*Khrystal has a look of sheer determination on her face as we get under way*
DING!! DING!!
*Khrystal starts of the better looking of the two competitors throwing some big time punches to the face and body of Mackie. After a flurry of punches Khrstal turns her back on a fallen E.G. Mackie and raises her hands, she turns back round to be met with a clothesline that barely knocks Walker back, Mackie backs onto the ropes and hits Walker with another clothesline the same effect. Again for a 3rd time Mackie backs onto the ropes and goes for a clothesline this time his face is met with a big boot from Walker*
Brutus: HAHA how can a guy like E.G. Mackie beat the Amazon Khrstal Walker?
JR: It certainly isn’t the best start for the Champ!
*Khrystal picks up E.G. Mackies limp body and hits a huge powerbomb. E.G. Mackie rolls around the ring in pain now as Krystal delivers kick after kick to Mackies chest knocking the air out of him, Walker puts her foot on Mackies chest his shoulders are down now.
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*E.G. Mackie kicks out from a weak cover Walker runs against the ropes looking for a leg drop but Mackie catches Walker with a drop toe hold the first offensive manoeuvre of the match for Mackie. Mackie capitalises on Walker being on the mat by hitting her with a leg drop, Mackie climbs up to the top rope and lands a huge elbow drop from height. E.G. picks up Walker and performs the shoulder lunge into a spear Walker is now the one in pain writhing around on the mat. Mackie grabs Krystal by the head going to pick her up but she counters with an arm bar takedown and quickly puts it into a headlock. Krystal stands with Mackie still in the headlock and lifts him high for the back body drop, Krystal is quick to the offence again locking in another vicious headlock on Mackie.*
JR: some very good wrestling from both competitors so far but Khrystal is still looking the better of the two.
*Krystal now converts the headlock into a Camel Clutch, sitting on Mackie back hands under his chin and pulls his head up causing immense pressure on his neck and upper back. Referee Big Balls Brukowski is asking Mackie if he gives up, Mackie shakes his head defiance. Khrstal locks on the Camel Clutch even harder as Mackie screams out in agony, Brukowski asks Mackie again if he gives up and again Mackie shakes his head and screams a highly audible NO. Khrystal lets go of the camel clutch and stands over Mackie kicking him in the ribs and the lower back. Walker picks Mackie up by the hair and is met with a rake to the eyes Mackie grabs Walkers head runs up the ropes*
JR: TORNADO DDT what a move from Mackie now he has to use this advantage well
Brutus: JR what are you talking about Mackie doesn’t have the advantage he hit a lucky move!!!
*Mackie now moves away as Walker gets to her feet and Mackie runs and hits her with a shoulder block knocking her down again Mackie goes for the cover*
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JR:OOH WALKER KICKS OUT
*Mackie is brimming with confidence now as he climbs the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault, now Mackie stands again and hits a standing senton splash, Walker is holding her abdominals in pain and gasping for air after the flurry of high risk moves from Mackie. Walker is dragged to her feet by Mackie and he hits a suplex followed in quick pursuit by 2nd rope in the ring asai moonsault. He goes for the cover again*
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*Khrystal raises her arm breaking the count*
(The crowd are in true appreciation of this fantastic match up both wrestlers giving it everything they have)
*Walker is to her feet again and bounces of the ropes as does Mackie, Walker goes for the big boot but misses, Mackie goes for a cross body splash but Walker drops to the canvas and E.G Mackie goes crashing through the ropes and onto the concrete outside, Walker rolls out of the ring and grabs Mackie round the wrist pulling him and up and gives him a huge irish whip into the ring steps sending E.G. crashing into the steps and flying straight over the top of them. Walker rolls back into the ring and watches Brukowski count*
1…2…3…4
*Mackie is to his feet but still not in the ring*
5…6…7
*Mackie is so close to the ring as his pain wracked body edges closer*
8…9
*E.G Mackie makes it into the ring just before the 10 count, Khrystal grabs Mackie and irish whips him into the ropes and powerslams Mackie to the canvas
she drags him up again and performs a sidewalk slam she grabs Mackies leg rolls him up*
1…2…
*Mackie breaks the count with a punch to the face of Khrystal, Mackie get to his feet and starts a huge flurry of kicks to the knees body and head of Walker he backs of and lands a huge rolling back heel kick to the face of Walker*
Brutus: Even I have to give credit this a huge effort from both people here
JR: Your damn straight there!
*Mackie now goes to the legs of Walker and locks in the figure four Walker is throwing her arms around but refuses to give up, Mackie jerks his body to apply a jolt of pain up the legs of Walker, she is in absolute agony now trying her best to reach the bottom rope*
JR: I don’t know how much longer Khrystal Walker can hold on for she is in a terrible amount of pain from this figure four.
*With everything she has left in her body Krystal reaches out and grabs the bottom rope, Brukowski orders Mackie to break the hold but he refuses Brukowski counts*
1..2..3..4
*Mackie breaks the hold on the four count and looks slightly frustrated, Khrystal holds her legs as Mackie begins another offence he grabs her round the waist and hits a gut wrench suplex, he then grabs her round the back and hits a german suplex, this is followed by a low dropkick catching Walker in the side of the head, Mackie goes for another pin*
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Brutus: Damn Walker kicks out again
*Mackie leans over Walker and picks her up and goes for a short arm clothesline, Walker counters this ducking it and throwing Mackies head between her powerful thighs, she lifts him high in the air and performs a crucifix powerbomb, she pulls Mackies body up and does a spinning neckbreaker, Khrystal climbs to the top rope and lands the muff dive a cruel grin appearing on her face, she drags his leg up and its*
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JR: MY GOD HOW MUCH MORE CAN MACKIE TAKE?
*Krystal drags mackies lifeless body up again and this time she performs her devastating cherry bomb*
JR: IT MUST BE ONE…TWO…THR NO NO NO MACKIE KICKED OUT OF THE CHERRY BOMB
Brutus: JR calm down!
*Walker now signals its over as she lifts Mackie up for what is surely the last time as she attempts to perform the shattered Khrstal driver, but Mackie counters dropping down behind Khrystal he pushes her to the ropes and rolls her up in a schoolboy pin*
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*Walker somehow manages to kick out of the schoolboy and begins mounting on the offence again. She performs the military press slam followed by a fall away slam and continued up with a huge shoulder breaker, Krystal once more goes for the shattered khrystal driver this time managing to hit it*
JR: This is it we have a new champ the shattered khrystal driver YES one two OH MY GOD MACKIE HAS KICKED OUT EUAN G MACKIE JUST KICKED OUT OF THE SHATTERED KHRYSTAL DRIVER.
Brutus: This is unbelievable JR how is he doing it?
JR: I don’t have a damn clue!
*Walker now whips Mackie into the ropes and goes for the big boot, misses with her back still turned Mackie hits Khrystal with the vicious blossom, Mackie rolls Walker up*
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*Khrystal raises an arm to break the 3 count*
(The lights in the arena are cut Jaret Cannons music hits out over the P.A. system the lights are back and Jaret runs down the entrance)
JR: What's Jaret Cannon doing out here?! His match is over!
It looks like we could see an interference in the match!
(Cannon gets down to ringside, then laughs and walks calmly near the first row of fans, setting the steel chair in front of the guardrail and takes a seat, observing the competitors.)
B: It looks like Jaret's scouting out his competition !
JR: He still has no business out here!
*In the ring Khrystal Walker and E.G Mackie and going blow for blow in the middle of the ring fierce blows being exchanged until Walker hits Mackie with a huge uppercut knocking him down Khrystal Walker signals for a 3rd time that it is time for the Shattered Khrstal Driver she lifts Mackie high he counters pushes Walker, The Third And Final Beast is executed Mackie rolls up Khrystal Walker for the cover*
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(DING DING DING)
The Mic: The winner of this match and still Intercontinental Champion E.G Mackie
JR: What a match a truly unbelievable contest between two of IEW’S finest!
*In the ring Brukowski hands E.G Mackie the title and he raises it high in the air as he pats Mackie on the butt, he turns to Jaret Cannon points to him and then points to the title and shakes his head at Cannon, E.G Mackie then makes his way back to his dressing room in a hurry.*
Brutus: Run Mackie Run!!!
Jimmy: Can you blame him for wanting to get away from Brukowski?
Brutus: Not one bit. I don't think there is anyone on the roster than hangs around him any more then they have to.
( The camera cuts backstage were Magnum is standing with
JJ.)
JJ: Well Magnum, your here, your about to go out there in front of all of these fans and defend your World Title against Rizzo. How are you feeling.
Magnum: How am I feeling, I feel like kicking some ass. Rizzo I'm ready for you, I am going to break you in half and shut that big mouth of yours. As for you JJ, I remember what you said in your interview with Cannon this week, so when I get done with Rizzo, I'll be looking for you.
( St. Anger starts up and Magnum walks away from JJ who has a terrified look on his face.)JJ: Well Magnum, your here, your about to go out there in front of all of these fans and defend your World Title against Rizzo. How are you feeling.
Magnum: How am I feeling, I feel like kicking some ass. Rizzo I'm ready for you, I am going to break you in half and shut that big mouth of yours. As
for you JJ, I remember what you said in your interview with Cannon this week, so when
I get done with Rizzo, I'll be looking for you.
( St. Anger starts up and Magnum walks away from JJ who has a terrified look on his face.)
Brutus: This is it, our main event. Rizzo has to put up or shut up here. This is the main event!
JR: The world title is on the line. Here’s the Mic!
Mic: This match is for the IEW World Heavyweight championship! Coming to the ring at this time, is a former multitime world champion, this is Rizzo!
*The lights go out. White lights flash with the opening chords and drums of “White Room” by Cream. Pyros blast with the solo snare shot and the arena gets flooded with multicolored lights as the lyrics & main riff kick in. Rizzo comes from the back with Nick Sloan and Heidi by his side. The trio make their way to the ring slowly and with a purpose. Rizzo enters the ring and Nick and Heidi take their place at ringside.*
Mic: Now introducing the reigning and defending World champion, this is Magnum!
Comes out to Metalilca's St. Anger walking to the ring, calm cool and collectively steps over the top rope and waits for his opponent.
Mic: Now the special referee, this is Matt Rison!
"A.D.I.D.A.S." by Korn fills the arena. Matt Rison walks out from behind the curtain pumping his right hand in front of him. He then stops and looks at his right hand before shaking it viciously up and down as if to be cleaning it off. He then makes his way down to the ring trying to get high fives from the crowd, but no one gives him one so he looks at the crowd holding his arms out like "what gives?" as he continues to walk to the ring. He climbs in and up onto the second rope where he does his "Jacked Up Dance" as cameras flash from several places in the arena before hopping back down to the mat.
JR: You know Rizzo has no chance with Rison as ref.
B: With Rison in charge, you better watch your yap.
JR: Hell, I was looking for a job when I got this one.
Rison call for the bell, and Rizzo charges the champion, but veers as Magnum tries for a clothesline. Rizzo laughs as Magnum nearly falls out of the ring.
Magnum tries again, but Rizzo does a drop toehold that floor Magnum. Rizzo slaps him on the ass and walks over him to the ropes, where he waves at his fans.
B: Rizzo doesn’t seem to take Magnum seriously.
JR: I think he’s just trying to upset the concentration of the champ.
Rison cautions Rizzo to lay off with the fist.
JR: Huh? Rison has lost it.
Rizzo looks at Rison like an idiot. He steps away to circle Magnum, and the pair lock up. The challenger locks on an armbar. Magnum groans in pain.
B: Rison is checking Magnum for submission, just like a good ref.
JR: Wait and see!
Magnum reverses the bar, and shoots Rizzo into the rope. He catches the challenger with a massive clothesline. He pins the challenger!
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2—Kickout!
B: Rison seemed to give a good count there!
JR: Have to agree with you there. That’s a first!
Magnum grabs Rizzo and hits a flapjack. He then starts to drop an elbow, but he misses. He rises quickly, just in time to find a springboard dropkick. Rizzo picks up the big man, and hits him with a gargoyle suplex!
B: How did he do that?
JR: Because he has destiny on his shoulder! Rizzo will be champion tonight!
Rizzo follows that up with a crossface chickenwing!
B: Magnum is gonna have to get to the ropes, or he’s doomed!
JR: He’s gonna tap! He’s gonna tap!
Magnum manages to wiggle near the rope. His foot brushes the rope, and Rison calls for the break. Rizzo refuses, but lets go as Rison hits the four count.
JR: No way! He just brushed the rope.
Magnum backs away, circles, and locks up with Rizzo. He give a knee to the gut, and drops the challenger. He waits, and as soon as Rizzo rises, Magnum levels him with a big boot straight to the chops! Cover!
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Kickout!
JR: Rizzo isn’t moving much at all! That boot was killer.
B: When you’re as big a Magnum, you don’t have to hit often, just hit!
Magnum lifts Rizzo for a slam, but the challenge floats over and hits the champ with a massive shoulderbreaker!
B: Rizzo goes to the top! Get him down Rison!
JR: This could be the end!
Rizzo flies off and hits a flying elbow! Cover!
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Rison pulls out, rubbing his eye. Rizzo glares. Magnum rises, tries a clothesline, but Rizzo hits the fireman’s carry slam!
JR: Flying Dutchman! It’s over!
Rison goes to count, and gets a cramp in the arm at two!
JR: Rizzo is having a fit! We should have known he didn’t have a chance!
Rizzo grabs Magnum and signals for the Shocker!
B: Shocker! Look at Rison!
Rison reaches in his pocket and pull out a set of brass knucks! He clocks Rizzo. The challenger falls and Magnum picks him up and executes the Last Call!
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3!
Mic: Your winner! Magnum!
JR: This is robbery! Rizzo should be champ!
Brutus: As long as Matt Rison has the final say, I don't think Rizzo will ever be champion.
JR: Well this is Jimmy Rollins and my partner Brutus saying Goodnight everybody.
[End Transmission.]