Jimmy: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Mayhem. We saw the debut of our second televised wrestling show just two days ago, and you can hear the crowd in the arena tonight still wanting more.

Brutus: You're not kidding there Jimmy. The way Mackie and Clement worked together was unparalleled. Why don't you try to work like them more often?

Jimmy: I'm always calling the shots. Why don't you try keeping your head on the mat instead of drifting off to Khrystal Walkers's bedroom?

Brutus: Why would I want to do something like that? I don't think anyone has enough paper bags for her 'Doc Love did her a favor' face or enough stamina to keep up with that Amazonian body of hers.

Jimmy: She's not Amazonian, she's from Moosejaw, Alaska.

Brutus: No, she was unfortunately found by a pack of wolves in Moosejaw, Alaska. There is no telling where she is from.

Jimmy Rollins: Well, anyways, so far so good for the IEW, the Fury that went by was good. Congratulations on E.G. Mackie for bringing us a great show. Good work Mackie; bring us another great show.

Brutus: Yes, bring us another great show. Let’s get onto the match.

The Mic: The following match is a one on one match. First to the ring weighing in at 246 pounds and standing at a good 6’5” in height it’s….Sephiroth du Lac!

As "Whisper" by Evanescence begins to play Lightning strikes the stage causing red flames to burst around the entrance way. The hall lights go out and black lights illuminate the stage dimly. Seph walks out his skin shining white from the lights and his eyes glowing a wierd green. His fangs show bright white as he carries a chalice of red liquid to the ring. The wings on his back glow white as he slowly steps down the rampway to the black light illuminated ring. He steps inside still carrying the chalice, he downs it in the center and throws it out of the ring before hopping on the turnbuckle and spitting a mist of crimson red as the lights raise revealing his hellish visage.

The Mic: His opponent standing at 6’8” in height and weighing in at 265 pounds. It’s “The Odd One” Oddball!

The lights cut out and a red strobe comes on. "House of 1,000 Corpses" by Rob Zombie comes on and A shadowy figure walks on stage. A burst of fire shoots up the ramp and the arena lights come on red. Oddball walks down to the ring and gets on the apron He raises one arm and fire shoots up behind him just as the song says "Hey throw him on the fire".

[Both men are at each other’s corners and the mic steps out of the ring and the bell rings.]

Ding! Ding!

[Both men go in and lock up in the middle of the ring and try to establish dominance then finally Sephiroth takes the lead and picks up Oddball and does a High End DDT. Sephiroth then picks up Oddball and cracks him upside the head with a fast roundhouse kick. Oddball lays on the ground holding his head where it gotten kicked.]

Brutus: That had to hurt so much!

Jimmy Rollins: Without a doubt! Nice work Sephiroth!

[Sephiroth moves in to pick Oddball up then all of a sudden blackness goes over the arena and then a blood red light goes over the arena and smoke and fire shows up around the ramp.]

Brutus: What’s this? Is Lucius coming down?

[On the video screen shows red clouds with ligtning coming out of it and in between bolts is Dragon’s face with the hood over the eyes.]

Voice: Soon, DarkDragon will return. The only difference is he has a newer power to him, a newer darkness. He returns soon. Be warned for now! As he normally says…

Dragon’s voice: Fear the Dragon! Forevermore!

[Sephiroth still looking at the video that happened of his tag partner and wonders what is going on as does Oddball and Jimmy and Brutus.]

Jimmy Rollins: What the hell was that? DarkDragon in that video seemed different. Like there was something added to him since Rison put him into that institution?

Brutus: Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be Rison right now. Dragon seems to be out for blood now. But, let’s get back to this match.

[Sephiroth turns back to Oddball. Both men stare each other down and begin to wail on each other hard with rights. Both men stagger away from each other feeling the effects and run at each other and haul off with a haymaker at each other and knock each other out with the punches. Pops begins to count.]

1!

2!

3!

Jimmy Rollins: Wow, two huge blows from two hard hitters!

4!

5!

6!

Brutus: They’re not moving! Someone get up!

7!

8!

9!

[Sephiroth rolls onto his stomach and looks like he is about to get up but falls back to the matt.]

10!

[Pops calls for the bell.]

Ding! Ding!

The Mic: This match comes to a no contest due to a count out!

Jimmy Rollins: What an explosive match with an odd twist with that video, I think DarkDragon has some explaining to do to Sephiroth!

Brutus: Yes and I think Rison has some explaining to do to us about what we just witnessed.

Jimmy: I'm getting word that something is happening backstage, lets take you there now.

*The scene cuts backstage right in the middle of Rizzo stomping away at Bakuryu. Rizzo picks Baku up and he throws him into the wall head first. Baku falls to the ground as Rizzo walks away wiping his hands clean.*

Jimmy: I guess you could call that payback.

Brutus: I think that’ll make Bakuryu realize that he best keep to himself.

[The scene returns to ringside.]

The Mic: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IEW Television Title. Coming to the ring first is the challenger. He hails from The Bronx, NY and he weighs in at 245 pounds... Redd Dogg!!

[The stereo starts to play the opening beats of Jay-Z's "Dirt off Ya Shoulder". Redd Dogg walks confidently onto the ramp and stands on the top stage. Redd Dogg signals for his music to stop, then he speaks.]

Then he starts in with a freestyle.

Yo, Harry Potter,
Quit f*ckin' that black cat
Get your face out of your sorting hat.

What kind of a guy plays with a magic wand?
I'll tell you, because
it's gay to have a guy cast a spell on you

So come on Merlin, line up and be told.
Cause I'm leaving tonight with your Television gold.

*RD makes his way to the ring.*

Brutus: Too bad the IEW doesn’t have a North American title.

Jimmy: You’d think he’d at least pay attention to his work.

The Mic: And his opponent hails from some magical place and he weighs in at 254 pounds. He is the current reigning IEW Television champion... Lucius Bonedragon!

[The arena goes dark as a light fog floods the ring and entrance ramp. Then “For Whom the Bell Tolls” by Metallica begins with the tolling bells. Just as the music starts silver and green strobes begin to flash all over the ring followed by an explosion and great puff of smoke in the center of the ring. Then as the smoke clears, standing there holding a wand is Lucius Bonedragon. He slides his wand into his robes before removing it and folding it and laying it in his corner. Redd Dogg attacks him from behind.]

Brutus: Redd Dogg is in a hurry to start this off.

Jimmy: He’s probably trying to make people forget he didn’t know the name of the title.

*RD spins Lucius around and he lands several hard right hands. RD whips Lucius into the opposite corner. Dogg walks over to Lucius and he kicks away at Lucius’ midsection. Dogg picks Lucius up and he flips him to the mat with a snapmare. Dogg grabs a hold of Lucius’ arm and he applies an armbar. Lucius gets to his feet and he lands a few elbows to Redd’s gut. Lucius bounces off the ropes but he runs into an elbow smash. Redd Dogg covers.*

1...

Jimmy: Quick cover by Redd Dogg only gets him a 1 count.

*Dogg picks Lucius up and he backs him into the ropes. Dogg goes for a whip but Lucius reverses it. Lucius hits RD with a knee to the breadbasket. Dogg gets to his feet and Lucius attacks him with boots to the midsection. Lucius backs Dogg into the corner and then he hits a standing dropkick. Lucius grabs the middle ropes and he uses them for leverage as he rams his shoulder into RD’s gut. Lucius drags Redd out of the corner and he takes Dogg down with a vertical suplex. Lucius picks Redd Dogg up and he whips Dogg into the ropes. Lucius takes Redd Dogg down with a big spinebuster and then he covers.*

Brutus: What a move by the TV champ!

1...

2...

Jimmy: Big move but Redd Dogg kicked out at 2.

*Lucius stands up and he peels Redd Dogg off the mat. Lucius slaps on a bearhug. Lucius jerks left and right, trying to make Dogg give up. The ref checks on Redd Dogg, who is trying to fight the pain. RD lands a punch, but Lucius squeezes harder before he can land a second. RD lands a right hand, and then a second. Dogg claps Lucius’ hears and he gets out of the bearhug. RD grabs Lucius and he scoop slams him. Lucius gets back to his feet and Redd Dogg greets him with a but to the gut. RD lifts Lucius up and he drops him with a sit down piledriver.*

Brutus: That could be it for Lucius!

*Redd Dogg covers Lucius.*

1...

2...

thr NO!!

Jimmy: Lucius got his shoulder up! What a close call!!

*Dogg lifts Lucius up and he lands a flurry of chops to the chest. RD whips Lucius into the ropes and he powerslams Lucius to the mat on the return. Dogg stays on top for the cover again.*

1...

2...

thr NO!!

Brutus: Redd Dogg is really pouring it on here! I don’t think the evil wizard can take much more!

*Dogg lifts Lucius up but Lucius rakes the eyes. Lucius whips RD into the ropes. Lucius bends over for a back body drop but RD stops and kicks him in the face. As Lucius stumbles backward. RD bounces off the ropes. Lucius hits him with a big boot out of the blue. Lucius lifts Dogg up and he whips RD into the corner. Lucius charges and he crushes RD with a clothesline in the corner.*

Jimmy: This could be big trouble for the challenger!

*Lucius sits Dogg up on the top rope and he climbs up. RD stuns Lucius with several short rights to the ribs. RD grabs Lucius by the head and he takes Lucius down with a top rope tornado DDT! Both men are down.*

Brutus: All he has to do is cover and it’s so over!

*Redd Dogg rolls over and he drapes an arm across Lucius’ chest.*

1...

2...

thre NO!!

Jimmy: Lucius kicked out!! Lucius isn’t letting Redd Dogg take his title!

*Lucius and RD both get to their feet. Lucius lands a few right hands. Lucius goes for an Irish whip but RD counters with a short-arm clothesline. RD goes to pick Lucius up but Lucius grabs him by the hair and throws him out of the ring. The crowd starts to boo as Michelle makes her way down to ringside.*

Brutus: Hey look, a little bit of eye candy!

Jimmy: She has no business down here!

Brutus: She is a part of the Inner Circle jackass.

*Michelle gets up on the apron and Lucius notices her. Lucius walks over to Michelle as Redd Dogg makes his way back into the ring. RD grabs Lucius from behind and he goes for a schoolboy. Lucius flails about, trying to muscle out of the roll up. Lucius snaps his fingers and the lights go out.*

Jimmy: This can’t be good for Redd Dogg!

*A snap his heard in the dark, the lights come back on and Bonedragon pulls Redd Dogg over in a schoolboy.*

Brutus: How the hell does he do that?

The ref counts

1...

2...

3!!

Jimmy: He did it! Lucius used his magical powers to win this match!

Brutus: But isn't that in his contract that he can't?

Jimmy: Well, looks like Rison will have even more explaining to do soon enough.

The entire place goes dark and the Large Screen turns on and an old fasioned countdown for old films appears. It counts down from 5......4......3......2.....1... DIRECTORS! The whole lights up with massive golden fireworks and pyros Tommy and Johnny walk out with their red robes one. T hey Raise their arms in the air and receives massive boos as they still smile and laugh, along with Starrlet, who stands with her hands on her hips, which the crowd cheers for her. Also the crowd boos for their manager Philippe Rougeau, with bullhorn in hand. Two men come out of the back and are carrying a bundled up red carpet. All four of them walk down the red carpet and the Directors, very cocky like walk down and yell at the fans for trying to touch them. Rougeau slips in a few insults and Starrlet just teases the males in the crowd. Tommy and Johnny both wipe their feet on the ring, they both sit on the second rope to help Starrlet in the ring before they themselves enter and climb to the top rope of separate corners and do their single poses while Starrlet does a Terri Runnels rope lean over for each side of the ring. All four members are in the ring, and Rougeau is the one who has the mic.

Rougeau: Ladies and gentlemen! This past Friday was a total tragedy. The Directors had won the titles. Johnny pinned Jaye Doyle! Johnny had kept Jaye down for the one…two…three!!!!!

The crowd boos, not liking to be reminded.

Rougeau: But then Rison took away what was truly ours, what belonged to the Hong Kong Cavilers, what belonged to The Directors. But you see people…we are not mad, we knew we would win the titles, because we believed in one thing…us! For The Directors, Starlet and Myself, we all had…..faith!

JR: Faith? What is he going on about?

Brutes: If you would shut up, I could find out

Rougeau: Now don’t’ get it wrong people, we are not hear to preach about Christianity, or Judaism, nor are we are to teach you people about Islam. You see, those faiths have only led to heart ache and pain. Christianity , the crusades. Thousands of people were killed in the name of Jesus…what a crock of shit!

The Christians boo

Rougeau: What the Jewish people, walking in the desert for 40 years, and what happens?, You get a crappy piece of land, which you fight over night and day with the Muslims. The land has no value, and everyday innocent children die because of it. In a world like this, it’s hard to actually have faith…But we have found it. We have found our path, and we want all of you to follow it!

JR: Well, what is it?

Rougeau: What we have found, will change our lives. It will change your life, and unlike all the other religions, it will change you for the better! The new way of thinking, for the new age….Directorism!

The crowd mutters confusion as all members in the ring smile and nod.

JR: What the hell, that’s not a religion! It’s something The Directors made up one time.

Brutus: Shh, I want to be enlightened about this new religion!

Rougeau: I know what you are all thinking, “What, oh what is this Directorsim”? It’s excatly what I said, it’s a new way of thinking for the new age. All the other religions have failed us greatly time after time. So it is indeed time for The Directors and company to show you the light, the truth, indeed its’ time for all of you to seek….Direction!

I know all of you here in his God For saken town are lost and confused. You don’t’ know where to go , or where to turn to. No longer do you have to feel that way. No longer do you have to go to church on Sunday. No longer do you have to stop eating meat around Easter. No longer do you have sexually restrain your self, with Directorism, you are allowed to be who you wish you could be….Us!

JR: What a thing to say, as a Christian I am appalled by this

Brutes: Who cares, even if you were a Atheist you would be upset

Rougeau: But your all still asking, “What Does Directorism teach?” We’ll I’ll tell you…next week! And we will show you, come this Friday, on the 27th… Deth will be first one converted. Thank you!

“Superstar” blares on the PA as all four walk out

JR: I have no idea what they are up to, but I bet the IEW will be getting some calls, that’s for sure.

Brutes: Man, this is interesting, I guess we’ll have to wait to see what happiness next.

Jimmy Rollins: Folks this next match should be an interesting one.

Brutus: I hope that Sicko pummels Driz all over the place.

JR: What do you got against Driz?

Brutus: Nothing really, I just love seeing someone get beat up.

JR: You’re pathetic.

Brutus: Thanks.

JR: That wasn’t a compliment… oh forget it, let’s just go to The Mic for the intros.

The Mic: This next contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Fredericton, Nova Scotia and weighing in at three hundred and fifty-eight pounds… STEVE “DRIZ” DRISDELLE!!!

*Sudden Darkness falls upon the crowd; a haunting grey blue light begins to filter from below the ring and from overhead. An energetic crowd begins to cheer in anticipation, sensing a build up... A large airburst rips through the air as King of the Closet kicks in hard and fast... Two ultra violet spots cut through the smoke that comes from below the stage and focuses on the stage entrance... the Video screen projects the familiar Driz Logo as the crowd erupts. Several pyros set off as Driz walks unto the stage. The video then begins to show images of Driz in action as he begins to move towards the ring with intensity... as Driz jumps up to the ring apron and then over the top rope, the house lights go up as Driz circles the ring in preparation.*

The Mic: And his opponent…

*Before The Mic can finish Sicko runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and begins exchanging blows with Driz. The two big men trade lefts and rights as the bell rings.*

DING!! DING!! DING!!

JR: And this one is underway very quickly.

Brutus: This is the way the match should go.

*Sicko and Driz keep exchanging blows with Driz getting the upper hand and backing Sicko into the corner. Driz then whips him into the opposite corner and follows it up with a big clothesline. Sicko sort of stumbles out of the corner, but as Driz goes to grab him for another irish whip, Sicko holds onto the ropes in the corner. He then does a switch and Driz is now in the corner. Sicko begins landing lefts and rights. The referee tells him to let up, but Sicko keeps pounding him in the corner. The ref begins a count 1… 2… 3… 4… Sicko lets up before five.*

JR: Sicko stops before Shane Stevenson disqualifies him.

Brutus: Shane is too strict for this kind of match. These two have a lot of aggression to let out.

*Sicko pulls Driz out of the corner and goes for an irish whip, but Driz reverses it. Sicko is sent into the ropes and then dropped with a clothesline from Driz. Driz pulls him right back up and whips him into the ropes again and this time nails him with a big boot to the face. Driz then drags Sicko to the ropes and lays him chest first across the second rope. Driz goes off the far ropes and lands on the back of Sicko. Sicko gets the wind knocked out of him and rolls out of the ring. The ref tells Driz to stay back and begins a ten count.

1!!

Sicko reaches for something under the ring.

2!!

Driz goes behind the referee’s back and out the ring to the side.

3!!

Driz grabs a steel chair and keeps it low so the ref cannot see it.

4!!

Sicko has something in his hand, but we can’t quite make it out just yet.

5!!

Driz gets quietly back into the ring holding the chair behind his back.

JR: What does Sicko have?

Brutus: Who cares, look at Driz, this is cheating and he should be disqualified.

6!!

Sicko rolls back into the ring concealing whatever it is he is hiding. Driz has a slight smile on his face, but as Sicko stands with his back away from the referee, we can see that he is holding some sort of lead pipe. Both men smile sadistically at the other. The referee has a somewhat puzzled look on his face. Then Driz and Sicko at the same time charge at each other weapons in hand. The lead pipe connects with the steal chair. The ref has had enough and calls for the bell.*

DING!! DING!! DING!!

JR: Looks like Shane is not letting these two fight with weapons.

Brutus: Aww it was just about to get good.

*Sicko swings the lead pipe and Driz jumps back out of his reach. Driz then brings the steel chair crashing down on Sicko’s head.*

DING!! DING!! DING!!

JR: I don’t think these two are just going to stop.

Brutus: Yeah, but like Shane, I don’t want to be the one who gets in between them.

*Sicko drops to a knee from the shot. Driz goes to hit him again, but Sicko catches the chair and shoves Driz back into the corner. Sicko now comes at Driz with the chair and Driz gets a boot up knocking the chair out of Sicko’s hands. Finally referee’s and staff come from the back and hold the two apart… barely.*

JR: Well I think this one is far from over here.

Brutus: So who won the match?

JR: Double DQ Brutus, sorry.

Brutus: Drat.

[The scene switches to the back where Leigh Boda walks up to Magnum and asks him a question.]

Leigh: Magnum, I was wondering, since you have lost your World Heavyweight Championship to Rizzo, are you ready for your match against "Dangerous" Dave Jess?

Magnum: (Holding up an American Flag) I am always ready, and this time Jess, be prepared for the beating of a lifetime.

[Magnum walks off leaving Leigh Beido alone in the hall with her microphone.]

The Mic: This next match is scheduled for one fall and coming to the ring weighting in at two hundred and thirty three pounds!! DAVE JESS!!!

"I Want to conquer the World" by Irn Mullet blasts over the speakers and Dave struts out from behind the curtain with a cocky grin on his face. Dave walks over to one side of the stage and raises his arms in the air, much to the chagrin of the crowd. Dave then walks over to the other side of the stage and does the same thing. Dave struts down the ramp whilst taunting the fans. Once he gets to the ring Dave climbs up the steps and onto the apron. He calls for the ring announcer to come over, when they do Dave grabs them by the collar with one hand and points at the ropes with another, whilst shouting at them. Dave then throws them towards the ropes. After the ring announcer takes a few seconds to compose themselves they get up and hold the middle rope down for Dave to step through, which he does. Once in the ring Dave regains his cocky smile, he wails round the inside of the ring with his arms raised in the air to further antagonize the crowd-"

JR: He is the former IEW Television Champion vs the former IEW World Champion

BB: This should be a great match up two great former champions.

JR: Here comes Magnum as quick as his legs can take him and he looks real ready for action!

* Magnum slides into the ring a few seconds before his music hits taken down Dave Jess with a shoulder tackle. Magnums music quickly fades away as Magnum whips DJ into the ropes and takes him with a forearm to the jaw. Magnum pulls DJ up forcing him into the turnbuckle and tears off DJ's Irn Mullets T-shirt and begins chopping his chest with slaps and knife hands, dark red color covers his battered chest*

BB: Holy God! This is kinda like David and Goliath.

JR: But this is where Goliath will slay David, like it should of been!

* After sending a few knees into DJ, he tries to whip him to the ropes but DJ reverse it tossing Magnum into the ropes putting him down with a huge spinebuster. DJ taunts the crowd as he applies a Boston Crab, Magnum slowly makes it to the ropes causing DJ to break the hold. DJ goes back at it dragging Magnum from the ropes and trying to apply the STF but before can fully apply the hold, Magnum reaches his arm around the head and neck and rolls DJ into a pin*

1...................

tw (Strong kickout)

JR: Strange but great counter by Magnum!

BB: Yea!! It just goes to show you what great competitors they are. Lets get back to it

* Magnum regains control with an uppercut and Diamond Cutter. DJ is laying on his back, Magnum stomps on his chest and grabs DJ's legs and hooks both feet with his arms. Magnum falls backwards, pulling the DJ off the mat and shooting him over the his body into the corner. Magnum bends his knees as the DJ rebounds and falls backwards. DJ then lands the small of his back on the Magnum's knees. Magnum whales about the face and chest of DJ before choking him hard on the mat and lifting him into the air with both hands around the neck bringing him down with a Baldo Bomb. Magnum bounces off the ropes landing a giant knee across the forehead of DJ. Magnum readys DJ for a Fallaway Slam throwing him into a nearby turnbuckle hitting back first he pulls him from the ropes and pins him with both hands pressing on his chest*

JR: Painful attack,but thats the sort of punishment we can see from a world class athlete!

BB: I kinda feel sorry for Dave Jess, hes the little man being thrown around like a rag doll.

JR: Don't count him out yet Brutus, Dave Jess has alot of potiental.

1...................

2...................

thre(Throws the shoulder up)

* DJ escapes across the ring taking to the ropes, he ducks a closeline attempt by Magnum but is caught on his return but gets out of it hitting a Triple Rotation Swinging DDT. DJ quickly takes the turnbuckle, he comes down with corkscrew moonsault, he follows with a standing backflip splash. DJ holds Magnums arms and begins dropping all his weight onto the gut of Magnum. Magnum tries to fight his way up but is taken down with a gut buster and is hitting with a rolling thunder. DJ's stands Magnum up and whips him into the ropes on his return DJ hitting a running headbutt into his Magnums stomach. Magnum is now on his knees holding his stomach. DJ takes to the ropes comes flying back with a drop kick to Magnums stomach.*

BB: Magnum has taken a tremendous beating on his stomach this may be the end to this massive man.

JR: It might be Brutus but don't ever count a former World Champion out.

*DJ hits a kick into the frail/damaged stomach of Magnum and tries to suplex,DJ needs help due to the size and weight of Magnum so he waves to the back for some help. No one comes out when on the screen shows Dream Man standing in front of a forklift blocking the Hong Cong Cavaliers locker room.DJ hits a swinging neckbreaker on Magnum and looks back up at the screen*

Dream Man: Whats the matter Dave, can't depend on your friends.

*At this point DJ is screaming at the screen as Magnum gets up, boots DJ in the gut and raises him for the Last Call but he stumbles under his fragile state due to the pain in his abdomen.DJ punches Magnum in the head, spins on his shoulders and then roll forward into the victory roll

1..............

2..............

3..............

DING!!!! DING!!!! DING!!!

The Mic: The winner of the this by pinfall: DAVE JESS!!!

*The Referee raises Dave Jess's hand and they turn there backs on Magnum, Magnum enraged with anger and pain hits a massive big boot as Dave turns around, Magnum holding his stomach and cringing with pain waits for Jess to stand. Magnum uses his remaining power and energy hitting a close in from hell on Jess knocking him out cold.Magnum grabs the American Flag and waves it a few times and then grabs Jess's counties flag and then covers him up with it as if he was buried.*

JR: What a match here on Mayhem cant find the greatest anywhere else!

BB: Truth is with that JR, great match even with a slight distraction by Dream Man Dave Jess pulls out a clean victory.

JR: But now Dave Jess having defeated Magnum and having Dream Man on his back this may just start getting uglier!

BB: I can guarantee you that both of these two want what each of them no longer have, and thats gold.

JR: Kind of a shame that they're fighting each other over nothing. Well its now time for the main event!

BB: That means one thing folks, hold onto your seats because this match is going to be a doozie.

The Mic: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the IEW World Heavyweight title. First coming down the aisle, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada , weighing in at 255 pounds…..DOCTOR LOVE!

Thousands of foil hearts fall from around the arena as “ Doctor Love” by KISS starts. Multi-colored laser lights dance around the entrance area , then join together to form one large beam striking Doctor Love , with his muscles flexed. He is accompanied to the ring by his wife and valet , Celeste valentine , who is making final touches to his hair. While walking down the ramp , Celeste begins spraying air freshner around the arena , and continues to do so in the ring while Doctor Love is telling the referee , " Keep your dirty filthy hands off of me throughout the match so I won't have to take another herbal bath! "

JR: That man could very well be the next world heavyweight champion

The Mic: And his opponent, hailing from Newport, Rhode Island , he weights in at 233 pounds, he is the IEW World heavyweight champion….RIZZO!!

Voice: 1.... 2.... 3.... hit it

*White and red flashing lights go off as “Super Bad” by James Brown plays. Rizzo comes out from behind the curtain holding his blood-stained chair with Heidi on his arm, Nick Sloan right behind. The trio makes their way to the ring. Rizzo gets in and he raises the chair up with one arm as red and white sparks fly out of the ring posts. The lights come up and the music fades out as Rizzo gets ready.*

JR: If this match is anything like the Tommy Contour and Rizzo match, I can not wait to see who wins

B: Remember that match , Tommy and Rizzo joined forces! I can’t see Love and Rizzo joining forces.

DING DING DING

Love goes right away for a lock up with Rizzo. Love grabs Rizzo by the arm and throws him with a arm drag. Rizzo gets right back up, only for another arm drag, causing Rizzo to slide him self out of the ring. The crowd boos as Rizzo does so. Love tires to go after him but the ref won’t let him, as Rizzo tires to get the shoulder pain out. Love won’t wait as he bounces off the ropes, the ref gets out of the way as Love then jumps over the ropes, suicide diving on Rizzo, for a nice crowd pop. Love gets Rizzo up and rolls him back into the ring. Rizzo crawls backwards into the corner, holding up his hands as if he were pleading. Love stands over Rizzo about to pick him , but Rizzo boots Love in the gut , then gives Love a nasty uppercut, causing Love to fall back. Rizzo then drops an elbow on Love and grabs a leg for a pin.

1!…

NO

JR: Not even close

Brutes: Well not this time at least

Rizzo picks up Love and grabs his foot, signaling for a dragon screw, but Love spins his body around, for a heel kick with the other foot. Rizzo holds his forehead as he tries to shake off the cobwebs and Love stomps on the back of Rizzo. Love then picks up Rizzo and throws him into the ropes, then Love hits a text book drop kick to the face of Rizzo. Love takes the time to flex and kiss his biceps, much to the women’s delight in the crowd.

JR: Jeez, this is almost as bad as last week’s match, with Tommy getting cocky.

Love turns around, only to be clothlined by Rizzo over the top rope. Love flips over and lands hard, while Celeste runs to his aid. Rizzo then takes the time to mock Love by doing the same pose. Rizzo then rolls out of the ring and takes Love and treis to hit Love’s head on the announcement table, but Love elbows Rizzo in the gut and slams Rizzo’s face on the table. Rizzo holds his face, as Love then rolls Rizzo back into the ring. Love runs past Rizzo, bounces off the ropes for a attempted move, but Rizzo toe drops Love, making Love hit his throut on the second rope. Rizzo then stands over Love, sitting him slightly, but pulling up on the second rope, choking Love. The ref stats to count, when the ref almost reaches five Rizzo lets go. The ref gets in Rizzo’s face to stop it, but Rizzo goes right back to choking Love.

JR: Damn Rizzo, he don’t give a damn!

Brutes: Well he cant’ lose the title by DQ, so this is great!

Rizzo finally lets go and gets Love up and throws him hard into the corner. Rizzo tires to go for a charge, but Love rolls out of the way. Rizzo lands hard and then Love jumps on top of Rizzo for a monkey flip. Rizzo go flying and lands hard on his back. Love picks up Rizzo and hits a stalling vertical suplex. Then Love drops a leg drop on Rizzo, and goes for a quick pin.

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2…NO

Rizzo kicks out as Love puts his hands on his hips, thinking of what to do next. Love picks up Rizzo and tires for another suplex, but Rizzo knees Love in the gut and throws Love into the still post. Love holds his shoulder in pain as Rizzo grabs Love again and throws him again into the steel post. Love cries out in pain as Rizzo forces Love out of the corner and locks on a standing arm bar, away from the ropes. Love grunts in pain as he is in this simple, yet painful submission hold. The ref gets down on Love’s level to see is Love will tap. Love refuses to as he slowly turns him self and gets on one knee. Once he does, with his free hand, he punches Rizzo in the face several times and Rizzo stumbles back. Love then grabs Rizzo’s arm and tries to lock on the Love Potion number 9, Rizzo tires to fight back, but Love is slowly making his way to locking in the move, but Rizzo uses his free hand and shoves his thumb in the eye of Love. Rizzo quickly gets up and grabs Love, to hit a Northern lights Suplex, holding on for the pin.

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2…NO

JR: That was so cheating!

Brutes: Oh stop crying cuz your boy Love is getting a ass whopping!

Rizzo slides on top of Love and starts to punch Love hard with a closed fist. The ref pulls Rizzo off, getting very upset at Rizzo, who just flips off the ref. Rizzo then stands up and stomps on the throat of Love, causing Love to grab his throat in pain. Rizzo then stands over Love, and starts to slap Loves face around. Just then Love grabs the tights of Rizzo , to make him fall forward, Love rolls with him and locks on a elevated Boston crab * AKA Walls of Jericho* Rizzo scrambles for the ropes, but Love pulls Rizzo away from the ropes. Love pulls back hard as Rizzo reaches out for the ropes and slowly crawls back, as Love works on his back. With the ref , only for a moment looking at Love, Heidi pushes the ropes closer to Rizzo, who grabs on. The ref, seeing the rope in Rizzo’s hand, forces Love to let go of him. Rizzo rolls out of the ring and walks towards the bell keeper.

JR: What the hell is he doing?

Rizzo then grabs the IEW World title and starts to walk away, the ref keeping Love from going outside as the ref counts.

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Love seeing his chances fading with Rizzo walking, Love runs after Rizzo full force. Love clubs the back of Rizzo’s neck and Rizzo stumbles to the ground

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Love drags Rizzo and rolls him into the ring as Love rolls him quickly him self. Love picks up Rizzo and tries for a Irish whip but Rizzo reverses it, and when Love comes back, reverses it with a overhead belly to belly suplex. Rizzo. Rizzo then slaps the back of Love’s head and picks Love up. Rizzo then locks Love in a waist lock and hits Love with a german suplex. Rizzo holds on, only to hit two more hard hitting germans. Rizzo then singles for the end.

JR: This could be the end right here people

Rizzo picks up Love, but Love kicks Rizzo in the gut, brings Rizzo in and picks him up and goes for a fall forward suplex, but then turns it into a ¾ neck breaker, hence hitting the Heart Breaker. Rizzo is stunned the moving, as Love as well, from the suplexs he took. Both men are not moving, gasping for breath, as both of the girls are cheering on their men. The ref has already been counting, and is by the count of 5 now. Love grabs the bottom rope and pulls him slef up, as he then drags Rizzo in the middle of the ring. Love then climbs the top rope slowly and signals for a frog splash, but just as he's about to go flying, Heidi shakes the rope and Love’s “Love Below” hits the turnbuckle.

JR: Damn Heidi cant’ stay out of a match for longer then a second!

Rizzo then climbs the ropes, and gets to the top rope, bringing Love with him. Then Rizzo grabs onto the tights of Love and hits a text book super-plex, off the top rope. Love lands with a loud crash, but Rizzo hits hard and both men again, do not move. After several seconds, Rizzo gets on his feet and uses the ropes to help him up. He waits till Love is up. Rizzo then charges at Love, but Love catches Rizzo and throws him hard with a T-Bone Suplex. Rizzo, both hurt and stunned, stays down. Love then grabs Rizzo quickly and picks him up and slams him back down , with the ever so painful Cupid's Arrow . The crowd lets out a huge pop, as this could be the end. Love goes for the pin!

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NO!!

Heidi grabbed Rizzo’s foot and put it on the ropes. The ref sees the foot on the rope and tells Love that he has not won. Love yells at the ref in pure rage. Just then Celeste runs and attacks Heidi , and both girls have a massive cat fight, much to the delight of the males of the crowd. The ref gets out of the ring and tries to separate the girls, Rizzo is then seen taking something out of his tights, Love is looking out at the fight, telling the ref to get back in the ring. Love turns around and Rizzo, with brass knunks, clocks Love right between the eyes. Rizzo then stuffs the weapon back in this tights as Love falls down. The ref turns back to see Rizzo locking Love in a modified Unprettier, and slams Love down to the mat with Rizzo’s finsiher, The Shocker. Rizzo then rolls Love for the pin.

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JR: No, not like this!

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3!!!

DING DING DING!

The Mic: Here is your winner, and STILL IEW World Heavyweight champion….RIZZO!!

“Super Bad” plays as Hedie rolls in to celebrate with her man. Love rolls out , barley in touch wit the rest of the world. Then the rest of the Hong Kong Cavilers walk out from the back , all clapping and cheering Rizzo, as Rizzo makes his way to the back. The Directors, along with Starlet and Rougeau, Dave Jess, Heidi and Rizzo, all bow towards the crowd, who boo insanely back. Rizzo pats his world title and flips off Love as all members of the Cavilers walk into the back.

JR: Damn it, Rizzo had to ruin a perfectly good match!

Brutes: Do whatca gotta do!

JR: What ever, we’ll see you next week here at next Sunday Night ! Good night!

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