Jimmy: Good evening wrestling fans and welcome back to yet another exciting show of Mayhem.
Brutus: Jimmy, get it straight. They're welcoming us back from our tour of Asia, where everywhere we went something broke out. Whether it was while we were there or shortly after, we were in the places that have been highly publicized in the media lately.
Jimmy: In many ways I am definately greatful to be back.
(“Kashmir”by Led Zepplin starts up unexpectedly and Jimmy and Brutus are lost. The crowd starts cheering as Magnum makes his way down to the Ring wearing his blue jeans and Magnum Power T-shirt. He steps up over the top rope and asks for a mic. The ring announcer gives it to him and he signals for them to cut the music.”
Magnum: Ok, cut the music. Now I know I am out here unexpectedly but there are a few things I have to get off of my chest. Now we all know that last Sunday me and Rizzo went toe to toe for sixty minutes in this Ring in Tokyo, and of course we all know the outcome of that. Now Rizzo, I am not going to be one to be like you for the past four or five month’s and come out and complain and boo hoo like a little baby. See Rizzo, I am actually going to congratulate you on your victory. You finally did it, you won the IEW World Heavyweight Championship. It only took you since September to achieve it but you did it. I mean sure you had some help in doing it along the way and it was a split second from going into sudden death but in the end, you’re the one with the Gold and I am just the sucker on the other end.
Now with that said, Since I am not the Champion anymore due to some unforseen circumstances. Now it is time to vent some frustration out on some people, two in particular and you know who you are. Now Sunday, you had no buisness sticking your nose where it didn’t belong so now, you are going to get what you deserve. So consider this your warning because you have no idea when I am going to strike or how I am going to strike.
(Magnum drops the mic as his music starts up and the crowd is cheering as he steps out of the ring and heads backstage.)
Jimmy: Wow Brutus, Looks like Magnum is looking for some revenge after getting screwed over last Sunday.
Brutus: Screwed, he wasn’t screwed, he was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Jimmy: Well whatever the case may be he is definately frustrated about it.
Brutus: So whats up first on the list this evening?
Jimmy Rollins: Okay we have a singles match here, both men seem to be new bucks here in the IEW. It should be a good match nonetheless.
Brutus: Yes it should be. Who do we have fighting in this match?
Jimmy Rollins: If you pay attention, you’ll find out.
The Mic: First coming to the ring weighing in at 267 pounds and standing at 6’1” in height, he’s “Sensational” Scott Stapleton!
["Stardog Champion" by Mother Love Bone hits the pa and Scott walks down to the ring and slides underneath the ropes and gets up and raises his arms.]
The Mic: His opponent for this evening; along with his manager James Taylor, weighs in at 325 pounds and stands at 6’8” in height. He’s Jake Lowe!
[Momma Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J hits the speakers as LL Cool J sings "Don't call it a comeback... I've been here for years... And I'm still rocking my peers" Pyro goes off and Jake Lowe explodes from behind the curtain running back and forth across the entrance. Frank Taylor then emerges and leads Jake down to the ring while LL sings "I'm gonna knock you out... Momma said knock you out... I'm gonna knock you out]
Jimmy Rollins: Wow, such a behemoth of a man, practically makes Steve “Driz” Drisdelle look like an ant.
Brutus: No kidding, Rollins Creek!
Jimmy Rollins: Will you stop with the bad jokes, already? That was seriously a stupid pun off my name! Let’s get on with this match.
[Both men stare at each other in the center of the ring and they begin with a slug fest and Lowe reels Stapleton back into the turnbuckle and all you hear is skin smacking skin with a few knifehand chops to Stapleton’s chest. Then Lowe throws Stapleton into the opposite turnbuckle with huge force and you see Stapleton down on the mat with his arms around his gut and chest and Lowe goes for a quick pin.]
1!
2!
Thr! NO!
Jimmy Rollins: Almost! But what a huge throw to the turnbuckle!
Brutus: No doubt, I felt that from here! That Lowe is a huge and powerful man!
[Lowe picks up Stapleton and hits a german suplex and then goes around quickly to put Stapleton into a sharpshooter leg lock and Stapleton squirms and grabs the bottom rope and the ref starts counting since Lowe doesn’t let go right away. Lowe lets go and Stapleton gets up slowly and starts wailing away on Lowe who backs into the corner and Stapleton hits Lowe with some knife hand chops of his own.]
Jimmy Rollins: My god, Lowe is a dominating force but Stapleton is coming back!
Brutus: Yes he is!
[Lowe punches Stapleton in the head and picks up Stapleton and sets him up on the top rope and Lowe hits the Slice and Dice on Stapleton. Lowe stands up and mouths off at the crowd on one side of the ring since the crowd is starting to boo Lowe.]
Jimmy Rollins: Ouch, that had to hurt!
Brutus: Yes. Hurt so good, come on Lowe make it hurt so good!
Jimmy Rollins: Gah! I should smack you stupid but then again someone already beaten me to it!
[Stapleton gets up quickly and just as quickly rolls up Lowe.]
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3!
The Mic: Your winner in this bout is “Sensational” Scott Stapleton!
Jimmy Rollins: What a cheap way to win, but a win’s a win in my books.
Brutus: No doubt about it! I would have done the same thing to secure my first match in the IEW as a win as well.
["A.D.I.D.A.S." by Korn plays as Matt Rison walks out to the ring with a smile on his face with a mixed crowd reaction leaning more toward cheering. Matt Rison climbs into the ring and raises his right hand to the crowd as cameras all over the arena flash and shine off of his new suit.]
Matt: Good evening Portland!!!
[The crowd continues with its mixed reaction.]
Matt: My goodness its great to be back. This is the first place I ever wrestled outside of my hometown, and that in my eyes makes this the perfect place for the announcement I am about to make.
Brutus: Is he about to retire?!
Jimmy: Shhh, just listen to him.
Matt: You know, I've come along ways in my career from shutting down the fed that once graced that small, unkept, rundown arena across town. I'm now in charge of my own extreme wrestling organization that can travel anywhere in the world. Yep, I've come a long way from being trapped here in this town with nowhere to go but down.
[The crowd's mixed reaction changes to a more steady level of booing.]
Matt: I see you guys still haven't learned how to cheer for someone who knows how to get to the top of the industry. Not to mention someone who has the know how to give the best companies in the business a run for their money along with it. Thats right IEW, when was the last time you saw President Snider put together a show that contended with the great companies in the wrestling industry?
[The crowd begins to boo like no tomorrow.]
Matt: Oh wait, I have a better question than that. When was the last time you saw President Snider require the services of an advisor to tell him what is in his better interest for the IEW? Yeah, never right? Well there you have it, all your stupid critics who say it can't be done are about to be one-upped by the greatest one-upper in wrestling history. Thats right, I, Matt Rison am about to get a let up on the competition by unveiling yet another show for your viewing pleasure. This Thursday Night, live from Seattle, Washington; the city that I left this shit hole for way back in the day, is going to be the first to air "the failure" and what your critics claim will be the "death of the IEW".
Brutus: Did he just say we're going to be airing a second show?
Jimmy: I think he did.
Brutus: What did he say its called? More importantly, do we get pay raises?!
Matt: This show, to air Thursday Night will be called Fury!!! Because I'm furious at all you critics saying it isn't going to work. To put it simple, if the quality of this show doesn't shut you up then I will send you a personal invitation to a match against me in this very ring. And when all is said and done, I'll leave you laying next to Gene Siskel; clearly out for more than just 1, 2, 3. And with that folks, enjoy the show, because if I have it my way it'll be the last time you sorry asses ever see us live.
["A.D.I.D.A.S." by Korn plays again as Matt Rison leaves the ring with a chorus of boos from the crowd.]
Jimmy: Matt Rison sure has a way or being appreciated everywhere he goes.
Brutus: I don't know why these people are treating him like that. He's giving them what they want with a second show. I guess they're all a bunch of critics.
Jimmy: Guess so. Well folks, coming up later tonight we will see Tommy Contour square off against our new World Heavyweight Champion Rizzo with the title on the line.
Brutus: That will undoubtedly be the match of the evening, but lets not forget about Dave Jess soon to be defending the Television Title against Lucius Bonedragon.
Jimmy: Lucius might be a magician, but I wonder what Jess might have up his sleeve.
Brutus: Well you keep on wondering all you want, because its time for our next match of the evening.
The Mic: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at an undisclosed weight, “Tricky” Trixie and Christine Wendell..... SUGAR AAAANND SPICE!
(The lights go down, to a dull light, as "Splash Waterfall" by Ludacris begins to play. Christine and Trixie walk out, and head to the ring. Trixie blows kisses to the crowd, as Christine, just shakes her head, and laughs slightly. They reach the ring, and as Trixie climbs in the ring letting the guys get a good look at her ass. Christine, hops in, helping Trixie in and waves to the crowd, as they wait for their opponents.)
JR: Wow! What a great new team! Isn’t it Brutus? Brutus....? HEY! Stop drooling on the microphones, those cost a fortune!
The Mic: Their opponents, weighing in at six hundred and seventy-four pounds, Mike Manson and Pyromaniac.... the OUTPATIENTSSS!
(“I Am hated” by Slipknot hits the speakers and Mike Manson, along with Pyromaniac, make their way down to the ring to no reaction at all.)
JR: Top be honest with you Brutus I never thought those two were that good...
B: I don’t know, but I hope they make the boobies bounce.
JR: Perv.
(Trixie starts out in the ring and Pyromaniac is on the other side. Trixie begins jumping around and clapping in her hands. The crowd slowly begins clapping too and after a few moments the whole arena is clapping. Trixie uses the distraction to charge straight at Pyro. Pyro stumbles back a bit, bounces in the ropes and tries to clothesline Trixie. Trixie ducks, Pyro bounces again and Trixie dropkicks Pyro in the knees, making him fall on his butt. She bounces in the ropes behind Pyro, flips over him, grabbing his head and Pyro bends in half before falling on his back. Trixie quickly covers.)
JR: First cover of the match!
B: 3rd downblouse of the match!
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2...
(Pyro pushes Trixie up. Trixie tags Christine in and Pyro tags Mike Manson. Manson charges straight at Christine, but she grabs him and whips him into the corner. She runs straight at him, jumps, grabs him by the neck and puts her feet on his chest. She falls back and pushes withy her feet, flipping Manson over her. She climbs to the 3rd rope and lands a splash. She covers.)
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2..
(Manson kicks out. Christine pops back up and Manson sweeps her. She falls down. Manson rams her head a few times in the mat. The ref warns him. He pulls her up and tries to backdrop her. Instead, she backflips and lands behind him. She pushes him in his corner, and Manson collides with Pyro. Pyro falls down and Manson stumbles back before falling on his back. The ref checks on Pyro and Trixie comes in. Both Wendell sisters begin playing Pattycake over the fallen Manson. Then, they drop a double-elbow drop and Trixie rolls out of the ring.)
JR: The Pattycake!
B: Please let this match continue!
(Christine covers and the ref turns around. He counts.)
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3!!
JR: Wow! I’m wondering if it’s those girls who’re good or if it’s the Outpatients that suck.
B: I don't know if Sugar & Spice suck. But they sure did a good job blowing off their opponents tonight for the victory.
The Mic: Your winners.... SUGAR AND SPIIICE!!
Jimmy: These two young ladies really make a good tag team and it showed here tonight.
Brutus: Well, let me just say that when it comes to tagging something that those two girls are high on my list.
-Images of flames hit the video screen as "Feuer Frei" by Rammstein hits the speakers Chaos walks out to the ring with a mic in hand he enters through the middle rope and begins to pace back and forth in the ring as he begins to speak. The crowd yells a mixed reaction-
Chaos-- Apocalypse you and your friends have been in my way for to long now. I figured one day this would happen and you would be against me so I came back to finish you off. Apocalypse without me you would not be anything but a mere boy still trying to make into the pros I helped you out and I carried you to the top and from there your ego went right through the roof.
* William Riley comes through the crowd yelling at Chaos using nearly every curse word in the books he grabs a mic*
William--Will you ever SHUT THE HELL UP CHAOS! I told you before and I will tell you again your just as washed up a Rizzo (The crowd cheers from the comment) and your not wanted here and I will make it my personal mission to end your pitiful existence once and for all.
Chaos-- Alright right kid how about I show you here tonight! (Chaos throws down the mic and waves for William to enter the ring.
* Apocalypse comes down the ramp way sliding into the ring attacking Chaos from behind sending him into the ropes. William sends Chaos' head off the top rope, Chaos turns into a close line. William slides in they pick up Chaos and he begins to fight out shoving Apocalypse to the mat then taking down William with a spinebuster. Chaos turns to Apocalypse they begin to slug it out. Chaos ducks under one of Apocalypse 's arm then spins him around kicking him in the gut lands a perfect Sit Down Powerbomb, he slides out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp*
(William picks up one of the mics)
William-- CHAOS!!! CHAOS!!! I'm sick and tired of this shit so on the NEW IEW SHOW ''FURY'' WE CHALLENGE YOU TO FACE WITH OF US IN A HANDI-CAP MATCH. SO HOW ABOUT IT CHAOS!
(The crowd goes wild)
Chaos--(Yelling without a mic) IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT YOU TWO GOT IT!
*Chaos walks to the back as Apocalypse and William clear out of the ring*
Jimmy: Ladies and gentlemen, the IEW's second highlighted show of the week, Fury was just announced earlier tonight, and already we have a match scheduled for it. Something tells me Fury is going to be one hell of a show.
Brutus: You can say that again, and if any of those critics show up with Matt Rison's open invitation we could be in for a real treat.
JR: Well it looks like it is time for the tv title match.
BB: This match looks to be a great match.
JR: Lucius has been waiting for a shot at that title for sometime now.
BB: With Dragon out of the picture he should have his chance here tonight.
JR: Lets get this started shall we.
The Mic: Introducing first, he weighs in at 254 pounds and stands 6’2” tall. The challenger, Lucius Bonedragon!!!!
(The arena goes dark as a light fog floods the ring and entrance ramp. Then “For Whom the Bell Tolls” by Metallica begins with the tolling bells. Just as the music starts silver and green strobes begin to flash all over the ring followed by an explosion and great puff of smoke in the center of the ring. Then as the smoke clears, standing there holding a wand is Lucius Bonedragon. He slides his wand into his robes before removing it and folding it and laying it in his corner.)
The Mic: Introducing next, he weighs in at 233 pounds and stands six foot even. He is the IEW TV champion, Dave Jess!!!!
(I Want to conquer the World by Irn Mullet blasts over the speakers and Dave struts out from behind the curtain with a cocky grin on his face. Dave walks over to one side of the stage and raises his arms in the air, much to the chagrin of the crowd. Dave then walks over to the other side of the stage and does the same thing. Dave struts down the ramp whilst taunting the fans. Once he gets to the ring Dave climbs up the steps and onto the apron. He calls for the ring announcer to come over, when he does Dave grabs him by the collar with one hand and points at the ropes with another, whilst shouting at him. Dave then throws him towards the ropes. After the ring announcer takes a few seconds to compose himself he gets up and holds the middle rope down for Dave to step through, which he does. Once in the ring Dave regains his cocky smile, he walks round the inside of the ring with his arms raised in the air to further antagonize the crowd.)
JR: Both men are in the ring and they look ready.
BB: Sound the bell already!
(The bell sounds as Dave and Lucius circle each other. Dave is the first to act as he charges Lucius and knocks him down with a quick shoulder tackle. Lucius gets to his feet and shoves Dave. Dave shoves him back and the two get into a punch out. Dave begins to get the upper hand and forces Lucius back into a corner. Lucius hit’s the turnbuckle and begins to fight back trying to force his way back out of the corner. He manages to get a few feet away from the turnbuckle before Dave knocks him down with a haymaker. Lucius lays on his back rubbing his face as Dave begins to stomp him while he is down. Lucius rolls around to avoid the stomps and manages to get a hold of one of Dave’s feet and he stands up with it and hit’s a quick dragon leg sweep. Dave bounces back up only to be dropped again by a clothesline from Lucius. He gets up again and this time ducks a clothesline from Lucius. As Lucius comes back he ducks a clothesline from Dave. Dave drops down as Lucius bounces back and jumps over top of Dave. He then stands up and goes for a hip toss on Lucius as he bounces back once again, but Lucius reverses it and hits his own hip toss.)
JR: Well down. They are actually wrestling now.
BB: I like to see them duke it out though.
(Dave holds his back as he lays on it in the center of the ring. He slowly gets to his feet, but Lucius hit’s a double footed dropkick to the center of Dave’s back and he goes down again holding it. Lucius sees this and begins to stomp away at the back of Dave as he lays on his belly. Lucius then grabs Dave’s head and sits on his back as he pulls back on Dave’s head in a camel clutch type move. Dave screams in pain as Lucius adds more pressure. When he sees that Dave will not tap Lucius stands up and clubs Dave in the back of the head with his forearm and then hit’s a standing elbow drop to the center of Dave’s back. Dave lays there holding his back as Lucius gets to his feet.)
JR: Lucius has Dave down and he seems to be working over his back.
BB: This could spell disaster for Dave if Lucius locks on the Tarantallegra.
(Lucius picks Dave up and goes for a quick DDT, but Dave reverses it into a northern lights suplex. Lucius lays on the mat catching his breathe as Dave slowly gets to his feet. Dave stretches his back and then grabs a hand full of Lucius hair and picks him up. Lucius swings at Dave, but Dave hit’s a knee to the stomach of Lucius to end any fighting back. He throws Lucius into the ropes and as he comes back, Dave spears him back across the ring. Lucius lays on his back holding his stomach and coughing as Dave slowly gets back up. He grabs another hand full of hair and picks Lucius up into a stalling suplex. Dave gets ready to drop him, but Lucius counter it back down and hit’s a snap suplex on Dave.)
JR: Dave had control for a short time, but I think he hurt Lucius.
BB: If he did Lucius is not showing it well.
(Lucius picks Dave Back up and hits another snap suplex. This time he gets up slower than last time and holds his ribs. He picks Dave up again and goes for another suplex, but Dave fights out of it by punching Lucius in the ribs. Lucius releases him and stumbles away holding his ribs. Dave catches his breathe and waits for Lucius. When Lucius charges him, Dave hit’s a drop toe hold and rolls him up into a STF. Lucius screams out in pain, but Dave can only hold it for so long and lets go and holds his own back.)
JR: It looks like both men have been injured in some way.
BB: This could be an interesting match-up now.
( Both men get to the feet and again get in a punch out. This time Lucius forces Dave into the corner and begins to nail chop after chop to Dave’s chest. When he hit’s the final chop Dave falls to his knees holding his now red chest. Lucius picks him back up and whips him towards the other corner, but Dave reverses and throws Lucius chest first into the turnbuckle. Dave stays in the corner rubbing his chest and doesn’t notice Lucius come running back. He nails a corner splash and throws Dave down as he step back. He waits for Dave to get up and when he does, he kicks him in the gut and gets a real evil smile on his face. As Dave is dazed Lucius locks him into a standing Tarantallegra. Dave fights and fights and when Lucius can’t force him to tap or force him to a downed position, he spins him around in a inverted, swinging, face lock neck breaker.)
BB: IMPERIO!!! What a move by Lucius.
JR: Must say that was impressive.
(Lucius covers Dave)
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Thr….
(Dave kicks out. Lucius looks ticked off and he stands up and waits for Dave to get up. When he does, Lucius kicks him in the gut and nails the Avada Kedavra and pins Dave once again)
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(The bell sounds as the ref holds Lucius’ hand in the air)
JR: He has done it. Lucius has beaten Dave Jess.
BB: It may have taken him this long to get a shot, but he proved he had what it took to become the next IEW TV Champ.
(Lucius grabs hold of the title and holds it up for all to see. He grabs his wand from his corner and with a wave and a loud *POP* Lucius disappears and reappears at the top of the ramp with a mic in hand.)
LB: So Dave Jess, you want to know the condition for the re-match ...here it is... you want to prove that you truly are a better wrestler then the only thing is to have a submissions only match.
(Lucius then gives his wand a wave again and another loud *POP* and a flash of smoke and he is gone. As Lucius vanishes Magnum comes out of the crowd and slides into the ring. Dave slowly gets to his feet only to be kicked in the stomach and driven back down onto the mat with the Last Call. Magnum stands over him and then smiles as he picks him back up and nails one more Last Call on Dave. He then smiles and slides out of the ring and walks backwards up the ramp as he stares at the downed Dave in the ring. The scene then cuts back to JR and BB who stare on speechless)
JR: Magnum has just decimated the former champ with two Last Calls, but why did he do it?
BB: I have no clue, but hopefully all will be told in due time this week.
JR: And just like that its time for our next match.
The Mic: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and it has a 5-minute time limit.
Jimmy: That's pretty short.
Brutus: Looks like 5 minutes is a recurring theme in IEW.
The Mic: Coming to the ring first, they weigh in at a combined 490 pounds. Here are Kris Myers and David Sanchez.. The Jailbirds!
*David and Kris make their way to the ring.*
The Mic: And their opponents weigh in at a combined 455 pounds. Here are Beast and Shotgun!
*Beats and Shotgun walk down to the ring.*
Brutus: I guess the IEW is done wasting any money for fanfare on these guys.
*The ref calls for the bell. Shotgun and Myers start it off. They two men lock up. Both men try pushing each other into a corner, but they stay in the middle of the ring in a stalemate. They break up and go for a lock-up again. Shotgun applies a side headlock. Myers gets out and spins round back of Shotgun and he applies a hammerlock. Shotgun connects with a back elbow smash to Myers' face. Shotgun bounces off the ropes and into a standing dropkick by Myers. Shotgun gets to his feet and Myers takes him down with an arm drag takedown. Myers applies an armlock.*
Jimmy: Myers is in control early here tonight.
Brutus: This match is as useful as an air conditioner in an igloo.
*Shotgun stands up and he hits a few punches to Myers' gut. Shotgun takes Myers off his feet and he drops Kris with a side suplex. Shotgun gets up and he tags in Beast. Beat and Shotgun drop Myers down with a double back body drop. Beast covers.*
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2..
Brutus: How much longer will this keep going long?
Jimmy: A little less than 4 minutes.
Brutus: Damn it.
*Beast gets to his feet and he drags Kris to his. Myers rakes the eyes and then he clobbers Beast with a European uppercut. Myers executes a snapmare. Myers bounces off the ropes and he hits a somersault neckbreaker on Beast. Myers gets up and he tags in Sanchez.*
Jimmy: Beast is in some serious trouble here!
Brutus: Hopefully The Jailbirds can end this soon.
*Myers slams Beast to the mat as Sanchez climbs up. Sanchez flies and he hits a top rope forearm drop. David Sanchez covers Beast as Myers exits the ring.*
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Jimmy: Beats kicked out right at the last minute!
*Sanchez gets up and he lays the boots to Beast. Beast gets up and Sanchez takes him down with a side Russian legsweep. Sanchez picks Beast up and he drives Beast down with a backbreaker. Sanchez covers Beats again.*
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thr NO!!
Brutus: Sanchez was so damn close! Can't the ref just speed his count up for mercy's sake?
*Sanchez gets to his feet ad he lifts Beast up. Sanchez whips Beast into the ropes and he bends over. Beast bounces back and he connects with a running knee lift. As Sanchez stumbles back, Beast takes Sanchez down with a running clothesline. Beast lifts Sanchez up and he boots him in the gut back into a neutral corner. Beast goes to the 2nd rope and he takes Sanchez down with a 2nd rope bulldog. Beast covers Sanchez.*
Jimmy: Beast might have put this one away!
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thr NO!!!
Brutus: That was still too slow of a count!
*Beast gets up and he tags Shotgun in. Beats and Shotgun whip Sanchez into the neutral corner. Beast whips Shotgun into Sanchez with a corner splash. Shotgun drags Sanchez to the middle of the ring and he executes a fisherman' s suplex. Shotgun stays in the bridge for the pin.*
Jimmy: What teamwork by Shotgun and Beast. I think it's going to pay off big right now!
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thre NO!!
Brutus: DAMN IT! These guys just won't stay down!
*Shotgun gets up and he lifts Sanchez up. Sanchez rakes Shotgun's eyes. Sanchez kicks Shotgun in the gut and then he nails a quick DDT. Both men are down.*
Jimmy: What a desperation move by David Sanchez!
Brutus: Just 10 seconds and we can be done. Just STAY DOWN!
*The ref counts. 1..... 2..... 3..... 4...... 5...... 6.... DING DING*
Jimmy: Hey wait a minute! The ref was only up to six!
Brutus: What the hell just happened?
*The timekeeper, ref and The Mic have a small sidebar. The Mic then makes the announcement.*
The Mic: The referee has declared this match a time limit draw!
Jimmy: Well folks, the match was just starting to pick up, but unfortunately, it was too little too late.
Brutus: I don't think the fans will really be disappointed that match ended. I, for one, am relieved.
(Scene opens on a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, long legged woman walking through the hallways. A camera fallows her as she makes her way towards the locker room. Every man she passes stares at her and drools. She smiles and walks up to a locker room door. The tag on the door reads, Boca del Inferno. She opens the door and walks in to show Boca del Inferno sitting in a chair. He has bandages wrapped around one of his hands. There are some scabbed over cuts on his arms and head but he looks to be ok. Boca looks at her and smiles as she comes in. She pulls up a chair in front of him and takes a seat.)
Woman: Good day Mr. Inferno. I am Heather Tortora, Leigh's temp for a few weeks.
Boca: I know who you are and I know why your here.
Heather: How would you know that?
(Boca smirks as he looks her in the eyes)
Boca: A little voice told me. So you want to know my takes on the PPV and Bakuryu?
(Heather looks at him astonished)
Heather: Yes that is the reason i came here today.
(Boca smiles)
Boca: Well here you go little lady. The ppv was a turning point in my Extreme career. Not only did i end this pathetic fued with Bakuryu, but i also should everyone why i am the Extreme Champ. I may have hurt myself and Bakuryu, but we are still standing. We are still two forces in this Fed that must be dealt with. I am the Extreme champ, and he could easily be the next World champ. Now the reason i am friends with him is because he showed me he is not like everyone else. Every person i have faced before has not given their all to beat me. They can not stay on the same level as me, but Baku can. If i was not at my best and did not focus on the win, he would of taken it in one swift move. Now he has his agenda in this fed, and I have mine.
(Heather smiles)
Heather: What is your agenda?
(Boca smiles and picks up his Extreme title)
Boca: To lay down this open challenge to anyone in this fed. New, old, jobber, or celebrity. Next week anyone can get their shot at this title.
Heather: Didn't you already say that in a Promo?
Boca: Yes, but this is a reminder.
Heather: So your title will be on the line no matter who challenges you?
Boca: Yes. It could be Dave Jess, E.G. Mackie, Khrystal Walker, or Sephiroth for all i care. I do not care who accepts, all i know is i will face them, and beat them. They have till the end of this show to answer the challenge. They better answer, because if they don't, I want Matt to randomly pick a name out of a hat. I can not just sit around and get old. I need to have some fun while i am here, if not i get cranky and i tend to take it out on the first person i see.
(Boca looks into the camera)
Boca: It could be you Matt, it could be you.
(Heather smiles)
Heather: Thank you for your time Boca. I hope your injuries won't have an effect on your match next week.
Boca: Your welcome and don't worry, I have had almost two weeks of rest and all that hurts now are a few bruises. By next week they should be healed and i should be back at 150%.
(She nods and leaves the room as Boca smiles. He stares at his Extreme title and smiles)
Boca: One more week, one more week and i shall spill some blood to make you happy.
(He holds the title close to his ear and smiles wider)
Boca: I know, I know.
(He lays the title back down in his lap as the scene returns to the ring.)
Jimmy: What a sadistic man.
Brutus: Hes the hardcore champion. Blood and pain pills are what makes your world go round.
Jimmy: Do you really think he takes pain pills? I mean, don't vampires have a healing factor of some kind?
Brutus: I wouldn't know.
Jimmy: Well tell me, what match is coming up?
Brutus: According to my calculations, the I.C Match is up next
Jimmy: You calculated what match is coming up?
Brutus: Well, yeah
* Video Screen switches back to Gulgamek's locker room. He is standing by the door with Charles Childs. *
Childs: You go out there and you show everyone why you are the Norse Nightmare, why you are the man they should fear,why you are the single most dominating force on this planet! Now get out there, win the Intercontinental Title and bring me Love's head!
* Childs slaps Gulgamek on the back as he storms out the door. Childs has a devilish grin on his face. *
Childs Tonight will be 2 for 2! Hehehe
* Before the camera switches to the ringside area, Childs can be seen strapping on a foam neck brace. *
Jimmy: What was that!?
Brutus: Childs’ Neck brace must’ve slipped off
Jimmy: what a crock! There’s nothing wrong with Childs neck, he’s faking it!
Brutus: Look! You’re being over-skeptical, I have a very strongly worded note from his doctor and even looking up to see in the ring might strain his neck too bad, that’s why he’s not coming to ringside for this match.
Jimmy: well, at least that’s something.
* Every light goes out in the arena. Only the flashes of fans cameras and lighters can be seen in the darkness. A bell is heard tolling over the PA system,mist starts to slowly fill up the rampway. A bell tolls a second time, For Whom The Bell Tolls then kicks off. As it does a bright white light shoots out from the entrance way. The video screen shows a gritty 8mm video of the outline of a humongous man standing infront of the bright light. A big shadow is then seen infront of the bight light eluminating from the entranceway. It stays motionless for a few minutes then begins to slowly make his way towards the ring through the mist. With the bright light noone can tell for sure who it is till he gets closer to the ring when its confirmed its Gulgamek. Charles Childs is nowhere to be seen as Gulgamek continues on with a purpose. On his chest Norse Nightmare is written in flames. As he reaches ringside, he reaches up and pulls on the top rope to bring up on the apron. He then swings his leg over the top rope into the ring to await his opponent. *
Brutus: Man…Gulgamek is huge
Jimmy: Well he certainly has the brawn, but lets see how he functions without the brains of the operation at ringside…
‘Love Machine’ by W.A.S.P plays throughout the arena, thousands of foil hearts fall from around the arena as the music starts. Multi-colored laser lights dance around the entrance area , then join together to form one large beam striking Doctor Love, with his muscles flexed. He is accompanied to the ring by his wife and valet, Celeste valentine, who is making final touches to his hair. While walking down the ramp, Celeste begins spraying air freshner around the arena , and contiues to do so in the ring while Doctor Love is telling the referee , " Keep your dirty filthy hands off of me throughout the match so I won't have to take another herbal bath! "
Doctor Love gives Celeste a kiss as she steps out of the ropes, Gulgamek looks on, uncaring. Both men move slowly into the center of the ring, Gulgamek goes for the lock-up but Love ducks under and pats Gulga’s ass on the way, much to the distain of the giant norseman. Gulga goes for another lock-up, but Love ducks under for a second time and pushes him away. Infuriated Gulga grabs at Love for a 3rd time but Love simply dodges him again, drops to his knees and quickly unties both of the big man’s boots. Gulgamek retreats to the corner to tie his laces as Doctor Love blows kisses to the audience from the turnbuckle
Jimmy: Well Gulgamek is proving my point. Without Childs he’s being totally outfoxed by the cunning, Doctor Love
Brutus: Great thinking here by love, He’s trying to get Gulgamek, who is already fired up, even angrier, so that he’ll make mistakes
Jimmy: Making Gulgamek angrier would be the last thing on my agenda…
Love hops down from the ropes and tells Gulgamek to come kiss his ‘tight pink ass’ Gulgamek runs across the ring but runs right into the turnbuckle as Love steps out of the way. Love turns Gulgamek around and unleashes a series of rights on his face, leaving the big Norwegian looking a little worse for wear. Love turns round and raises his arms in the air, much to the delight of his wife but as he turns around he walks into a big boot, much to her disgust. Gulgamek stays on him stomping his neck a few times before pulling him back up into the corner, where he begins to choke the ‘World’s Sexiest Male’ with his boot. Gulgamek quickly whips Love off the ropes and catches him with a HUGE spinebuster leaving Love laid out in the middle of ring. Gulgamek drives the point of his knee into the small of Love’s back, then wraps his massive arms round his chin, pulling his head back with a modified camel clutch
Brutus: Who says Gulgamek ain’t smart, he’s softening up Love for the purification.
Celeste gets up on the apron trying to distract Gulgamek, he looks up, she blows him a kiss…But he just grunts and continues to apply the pressure to Love’s back and neck, Celeste turns around to show him her ass…but once again, Gulgamek just grunts, The ref goes over to get her off the apron, so she throws one of her shoes in at Gulgamek, which hits him square in the face, He looks up and lets go of Love. He walks over and grabs her by the hair looking to pull her in the ring, but the ref gets between them and tries to break them up. As he’s not looking, Love catches Gulga with a low blow then pins him with a school boy….
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Jimmy: Love’s got his feet on the ropes!
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Brutus: Ohhhhh Gulgamek kicks out at the very last second.
Both men get up slowly, Gulgamek holding his crotch. Love suddenly floors him with a bulldog facecrusher. Looking groggy, love slowly starts to mount the turnbuckle with his back to Gulgamek. The big man gets back to his feet and grabs Love whilst he’s on the top rope…
Jimmy: Gulgamek’s got him up in a military press…
Gulga parades Love around the ring before launching him over the ropes. Love lands in an almost perfect crossbody, crushing Celeste and knocking her cold. Gulgamek slowly exits the ring and walks down the stairs. He stands over love, who is barely moving. He grabs him by the hair and slams him face first into the steps, sending love back to the mats. Gulgamek takes the top part of the stairs off, leaving the bottom part in it’s place. Love is almost unconscious on the mats as Gulga wraps his big thick hand around Love’s throat and picks him up onto his feet. Gulga raises Love in the air then violently chokeslams him into the Bottom half of the stairs, with Love’s back landing right across the metal. He writhes in pain much to the crowd’s delight, a huge ‘Holy Shit’ chant echoes around the arena.
Jimmy: That’s just sick, this match should be stopped!
Brutus: He’s not getting up after that, stick a fork in him…
Gulga rolls love back into the ring. climbs to the top rope and waits for him to get to his feet. Finally after Love stumbles back up he looks around and slowly turns around. Gulgamek leaps into the air, looking for a flying clothesline. Just as love turns around he sees the flying Norseman steps out of the way and grabs his arm, sending Gulgamek’s arm and face hideously into the mat.
Brutus: What the!?…Oh My God! Love has him in Love Potion number 9
Jimmy: How did he manage that!?? Gulgamek nearly killed him on those stairs.
Gulgamek is on the mat, screaming. He slowly starts to make his way to the ropes…reaches out…They just slip past his finger tips, Love pulls back on the hold as Gulgamek makes one last try for the ropes…he reaches them and love breaks the hold after the four count. Gulga pulls himself up on the ropes and runs towards love, who somehow manages to nail Gulga with a MASSIVE powerslam. Love picks Gulga up and takes him to the corner, he lifts him up onto the second rope and climbs up with him.
Jimmy: Love’s going for the Frankensteiner…
Love jumps up onto Gulga’s shoulders for the move but Gulga dives off the ropes and sends love down to the mat with a powerbomb from the 2nd turnbuckle. Gulgamek then lifts Doctor Love up and powerbombs him again.
Jimmy: Purification from the 2nd turnbuckle!!!
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The mic: The winner and NEW IEW intercontinental champion…GULGAMEK!
Jimmy: I can't believe it!!! Gulgamek won the IC Title off of Doctor Love!!!
Brutus: Well in the situation of man vs god, god usually wins.
Jimmy: Well coming up next is a group of men.
Brutus: And a woman.
Jimmy: Anyways, lets get on to the match.
[Head referee Shane Stevenson makes his way to the ring.]
The Mic: The following contest is scheduled for one fall in 6-man tag competition. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 680 pounds... the team of Necra, Nighthawk, and Danny Starr!!!
["Circles" by Incubus plays as they make their way to the ring.]
The Mic: On their way to the ring...
[Nitrus, Trevor Adams, and Shane Jenkins part the curtains and rush their opponents from behind before anyone can get to the ring. They all begin to brawl.]
Jimmy: This match hasn't even gotten started and already everyone is at each other's throats.
Brutus: Isn't this great?! Pure chaos!!! Just the way I like it baby!!!
[Everyone is trading punches as the cameras close in on Danny Starr and Nitrus trading punches. Danny Starr works Nitrus off balance against the barricade before delivering a haymaker into Nitrus's abs. Danny Starr then gives Nitrus a fisherman suplex, slamming Nitrus head first onto the padded concrete at ringside.]
Jimmy: Danny just Starr Crossed Nitrus on the concrete.
Brutus: You know that had to hurt.
Shane: Get in the ring!!!
Jimmy: Shane is telling everyone to get in the ring.
Brutus: I don't think they're listening.
[The scene changes to Trevor Adams and Necra exchanging blows. Necra slips a foot up between Trevor's legs nailing him in the crotch before locking lips with him tightly. Trevor Adams then falls limp from her grasp down onto the entrance ramp.]
Brutus: I wish Necra would give me that kind of attention.
Jimmy: You wish any woman would give you that kind of attention.
Shane: 1...
[Nightwing and Shane Jenkins are trading out punches as Necra comes over to oneside the situation. Together they lift Shane Jenkins into the air and slam him down with a spine buster on the entrance ramp.]
Jimmy: Ouch!!
Brutus: Suck it up Shane, suck it up!!!
Shane: 2...
[Necra sees Trevor Adams rising to his feet and walks back over to him. She picks him up and delivers an elevated powerbomb to him on the ramp.]
Jimmy: It always amazes me how she can do that at only 125 pounds.
Brutus: Believe me, when you summon the powers of the Gods you can do anything. I learned that in some of the third world countries we just visited.
Shane: 3...
[The scene goes back to ringside with Danny Starr continuing to lay fists into Nitrus who is down on the mats. Nitrus rolls Danny Starr over to underneath him and puts in a few punches of his own before picking him up and sending him into the ring steps.]
Jimmy: It doesn't matter who you are, those ringsteps are always unforgiving.
Brutus: You can say one thing though, they treat you nicer than women on most counts.
Shane: 4...
[Nitrus runs up to Nightwing from behind grabbing him in a side headlock before running up the barricade and dropping Nightwing facefirst into the lense of a camera shattering the lense and knocking the cameraman down.]
Jimmy: Nitrus just hit the Exploder into that poor cameraman.
Brutus: Yeah, that was pretty neat. Finally the move lived up to its name.
Shane: 5...
[Trevor Adams is returning to his feet. He staggers up to behind Necra and spins her around. He gives her a kick to the stomach and then lifts her into the air, dropping her head first across the barricade as he loses his balance with a "Dangerous" DDT.]
Brutus: My baby!!!
Jimmy: I hope shes alright. I don't think she took that well at all.
Shane: 6...
[Danny Starr begins to get up as he sees Shane Jenkins coming his way. Danny Starr drop toe holds Shane Jenkins onto the ringsteps. Danny Starr then grabs Brutus's chair and swings downward, smashing Shane Jenkins's head into the ringsteps.]
Jimmy: MY GOD LOOK AT THE BLOOD!!!
Brutus: Hes gushing worse than that fountain in the Stigmata movie.
Shane: 7...
[Necra makes her way to ringside and she grabs The Mic's chair and stands across from Danny Starr with Shane Jenkins between them. Shane Jenkins begins to stagger to his feet, clearly unaware of where he is. Danny Starr and Necra swing their chairs simultaniously and nail him Jenkins with a conchairto. Jenkins falls limp into the pool of blood he has already layed as more continues to flow from his skull.]
Jimmy: This match hasn't even started and its already out of hand.
Brutus: I don't say this very often, but someone needs to get Jenkins some medical attention.
Shane: 8...
[Necra and Danny Starr throw their chairs down onto the padded concrete and begin climbing the blood covered steps into the ring. Trevor Adams races down screaming at them. He approaches the bottom of the ringsteps as they both turn around and kick; Necra with her left, Danny Starr with his right, both the inside legs. Trevor Adams takes one under each arm and lifts them both up delivering a double hotshot/flapjack onto the barricade below.]
Jimmy: Necra and Danny Starr just received royal treatment from the barricade.
Brutus: But the match still hasn't started!!!
Shane: 9...
[Necra is laying over the barricade as Trevor Adams grabs a chair off the mats and sets it up on top of the ringsteps. Trevor jumps off the top of the ringsteps with a moonsault across Necra's back that lands him in the first row of spectators.]
Brutus: Some luck fan got Trevor Adams in her lap. You don't know how much I wish that was me.
Jimmy: Necra was just about broken in half and you're worried about a silly romance?!
Shane: 10!!!
***DING***DING***DING***
The Mic: The result of this match is a no contest.
[Trevor Adams hears that and leaves through the crowd pushing off the fans who want to pat him on the back as Nitrus finally gets up on the ramp and walks to the back as paramedics race out passing him by. Danny Starr checks on Necra as they turn down medical attention, they help up Nighthawk place his arms over their shoulders as they carry him back to the back with a series of claps. The paramedics attend to the bloody mass that is Shane Jenkins who remains unconscious. They signal back to the back for a stretcher and another two paramedics come out rolling one down the ramp. They put Shane Jenkins on the stretcher and fasten him down before beginning to roll him out under the heavy clap of the crowd. Shane Jenkins's arm falls out of the harnesses and dangles for a short moment before a paramedic puts it back on the stretcher and they roll it to the back out of sight.]
Brutus: Well that was a good lack of a match.
Jimmy: I hope Jenkins is alright. This was his first match in a long time and to see him get demolished like that didn't help matters any.
Brutus: You can say that as much as you want, but I think he got what he deserved.
The scene cuts backstage to show Steve Drisdelle walking through the corridor. He comes to his lockeroom labled with his name. Stepping in a puddle of gush he lowers his head and the camera pans downward with his head. A red substance pours from under the doorway. Driz sports a look of confusion, he anxiously turns the knob to find it locked. After a few kicks, he kicks the door in. The room is covered in pitch black. Driz feels for the switch felling mushy stuff on the wall he finds the switch, flips it to find his walls covered in a mass of blood. Smerred on the back wall is the words IM BACK-ACCEPT. He looks to the floor bwildered and large red footprints lead to the closet. Driz folows them and quickly opens the door. Suprised from behind he is clotheslined to the floor.The figure picks him up and headbutts Driz backwards into the closet. The figure turns to the camera to show Sicko. He is grining and licking his fangs. Dry blood from Driz's chairshot weeks ago is still embedded on his white paint ridden head. He starts stomping into Driz's chest, laughing in enjoyment. As Driz trys to raise up, Sicko slams the door into his skull. Sicko picks Driz to his feet and whips him across the room into a set of lockers. Driz drops to his knee and Sicko boots him into the back of the head.
Sicko: ACCEPT IT DRIZ! ACCEPT YOUR FATE!!!
Sicko opens a locker and places Driz's head into a it.
Sicko: GO TO HELL DRIZ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sicko then slams the door shut into Driz's head. Driz drops motionless head first into the locker. Sicko then swips his hands axross the wall and tears Driz's shirt off. He writes ACCEPT across Driz's back and turns to the camera. He laughs evily into the lens and licks the blood from his hand. The scene switches back to the announcing table after showing a close up of the blood wrapped on Sicko's fangs.
Brutus: I guess one bloody pulp deserves another.
Jimmy: I wonder if Driz is going to accept.
Brutus: With the way hes being treated I don't think he has much of a choice because Sicko is the kind that will hunt him down if he tries to run away. Which being a former World Champion elsewhere, running isn't in Driz's vocabulary.
The Mic: The following contest is scheduled for one fall in no holds barred competition, with a no interference stipulation for the first 5 minutes. Introducing first and weighing in at 130 pounds, from Kirkcaldy, Scotland and member of the Hong Kong Cavaliers... E.G. Mackie!!!
[The arena lights flicker and a solemn atmosphere is created as 'The song of the Volga Boatmen' plays slowly, volume increasing as upon the titantron images are shown. The images seem to be in black and white, like old movie footage, and the film has been placed erratically like someone has tried to fit the film together in a hurry. The images consist of cost lines and beaches, and then all is changed when a single eye appears and stares forward. The eye is all that is seen on the screen, but within the pupil there spins an hypnotic symbol. A black `M spins counter clockwise within a silver circle spinning clockwise, with an almost alluring effect. But it does not stay long as the eye closes and from there E.G Mackie walks out onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring. As he walks the images change to phrases, that look like they have been scratched into the film. Phrases such as 'Kill the ego' and 'Don't wake him up' and of course 'Euan is Good' E.G Mackie walks slowly down to the ring and he looks around at the crowd, and upon entering the ring he climbs the turnbuckle and surveys the crowd, with a quick personal celebration, in which he raises both arms with his hands outstretched. He leaves the turnbuckle and grins foolishly as his music trails off. He remains leaning on the ropes at the turnbuckle, waiting, patiently.]
The Mic: And his opponent…Charles…CHILDS!!
After about a minute Childs is seen pushed through the curtain on a wheelchair and wearing a foam neck brace. Pushing the wheel chair is what looks like a doctor. Childs keeps rubbing the neck brace, favoring it heavily. They stop at the top of the ramp, with Childs grimacing. He picks up the mic on his lap.
Childs: I realize how disappointed everyone must feel right now. You all came here to see me whip EG Mackie's ass for the very last time.
* Crowd insesently boos Childs statement *
Childs: Due to the savage, the horrific, the in human beating i suffered at the hands of that man standing in the ring, my doctor here has advised me not to partake in this match up due severe neck trauma.
* Crowd boos Childs again. *
Childs: I wont...
* He is interrupted by the crowd chanting, very loudly....Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! *
Childs: God Damn It! Respect a man in dire pain!
* Crowd chants, Up Yours CC! Up Yours CC! Up Yours CC! *
Childs: I will not submit myself to further trauma, and risk the chance of being permanently paralyzed. I realize you all understand what I am saying. This is a legitimate Doctor here, and he will not allow me to go headfirst into something so stupid and risk taking!
Mackie then rolls out of the ring and runs up the ramp. The Doctor out of fear , heads for the hill as Mackie goes behind Childs and wells him down quickly. Mackie rips off his neck brace and grabs Childs by the jacket and throws him into the ring. Mackie rolls in as the bell rings and a huge clock appears on the screen counting down, starting from 5 mintues.
Childs tires to crawl away but Mackie grabs his foot and drags him back into the middle. Childs then puts his hands up as to say “I don’t’ wanna fight !” and actually says “Would you hit a injured man?” Mackie then bends down to pick up Childs, who grabs his own neck in pain. Mackie pulls back a right hand, but Childs gets thumb in the eyes of Mackie tries to run away. He rolls out of the ring and slowly climbs over the guardrail. Mackie is right behind him now and jumps over the guardrail. Mackie then grabs Childs by the back of the head , and is now walking back from being ¼ way through the crowd. Childs is pleading to be let go, but Mackie has none of it. They finally get to the guardrail, Mackie then lays a hard one to the jaw of Childs, who flips over the guardrail and lands on his neck.
Brutes: That can’t be good for the neck!
The clock now says 3 minutes as Mackie gets a few stomps on Childs chest. Mackie then pauses to pause for the crowd as they cheer for him. Meanwhile, Childs tries to crawl underneath the ring, and almost does, until Mackie sees the feet and Mackie grabs his feet again and pulls him out again. Mackie stomps him again and picks him up and thorws him into the steel steps. Childs yells in pain and Mackie then stands over him and puts on Brass knucks and starts to lace the punches to the forehead of Childs. Soon enough, Childs is busted wide open and and is bleeding bad. Mackie then rolls him into the ropes and rolls in after him. Childs crawls into the corner and sits , putting his hands up, begging Makie to stop, holding his neck.
JR: My god, Childs is just a bloody mess
Mackie slowly approaches Childs and forces him out of the corner . and grabs hold of him and singals for the Final Beast , and nails it as Mackie then looks up to see the clock.
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The lights go out in the arena completely, For Whom The Bell Tolls kicks off, one the video screen a picture of a tall individual standing in front of a white light is shown. It appears gritty as if filmed on 8mm.AS the chorus kicks in,one bright white light shines out from the entrance way,the only light on in the entire arena, mist rises from both sides of the walkway. Mackie gets ready, but two masked men come out of no where , and attack Mackie from behind. They stomp at Mackie and do not let up. Childs runs away, holding his neck and doesn’t look back. Maseked man one grabs out a chain and wraps it around Mackie’s neck and pulls back. Mackie tries to fight, but only fades, but before he fades, Masked man number two is waiting with chair. The masked one thorws Mackie into the second masked man, who nails Mackie hard with a steel chair. Mackie is on the mat, not moving, with blood pouring out of his forehead. The two men leave and walk back.
JR: My god, poor Mackie, we need help out here!
B: Nah, they've made their point and they're leaving now.
JR: Who were those masked men?
B: I have no idea, but what I do know is that the IEW needs to watch their backs with them in the neighborhood.
JR: Well, ladies and gentlemen, its now time for our main event.
B: I can't wait to see how nasty this match is going to get. After all the blood that has had to be mopped up or blotted so far tonight, this could be yet another bloodfest.
JR: What makes you say that?
B: Its the main event. Its got to top off the evening.
JR: And with that said, lets go to The Mic in the ring and get this match underway.
The Mic: The following contest is a standard match and it is schedule for one fall. It is also for the IEW World Heavyweight Championship! Coming to the ring first, he is the challenger. He hails from Hollywood, California and he weighs in at 225 pounds. he is accompanied to the ring by Starlett.... Tommy Contour!
[The entire place goes dark and the IEW-Tron turns on and an old fashioned countdown for old films appears. It counts down from 5......4......3......2.....1... SHOWTIME! The whole arena lights up with massive golden fireworks and pyros as "SuperStar" by Saliva blares.. Tommy walks in, wearing a red robe with "Showtime" on a large golden star on his back. He raises his arms in the air smiles and laughs. Right beside him are his female Valet, the lovely Starrlet, and his manger, Philippe Rougeau with bullhorn in hand. Then two men come out of the back and are carrying a bundled up red carpet. They throw it down the aisle. All three walk down the red carpet. He goes up to the ring, wipes his feet before entering and climbs the top rope and does a Tazz like pose, then jumps of the top rope and does a Kurt Angle like dance then waits for his opponent. Meanwhile, Starrlet does a Terri Runnels rope lean over for each side of the ring and Philippe Rougeau takes a seat in his Director style chair, and Starrlet soon makes her way down to her seat.]
The Mic: And his opponent hails from Newport, Rhode Island and he weighs in at 233 pounds. He is a member of the Hong Kong Cavaliers and he is accompanied to the ring by Heidi. He is the current reigning IEW World Champion.... Rizzo!
Voice: 1.... 2.... 3.... hit it
[White and red flashing lights go off as "Super Bad" by James Brown plays. Rizzo, wearing the title belt around his waist, comes out from behind the curtain holding his blood-stained chair with Heidi on his arm. The due makes their way to the ring. Rizzo gets in and he raises the chair up with one arm as red and white sparks fly out of the ring posts. The lights come up and the music fades out as Rizzo points to his title and then at Tommy while shaking his head. Rizzo takes the title off and he hands it to the ref.]
Brutus: This match has the potential to be an instant classic.
*Shane Stevenson calls for the bell as the two mean walk in a circle. The two men meet in the ring and they lock up. Rizzo backs Tommy into the corner. Rizzo breaks slowly but cleanly and he backs up to the middle of the ring. Tommy gets out of the corner and he locks up with Rizzo again. Rizzo puts Tommy in a side headlock. Tommy pushes Rizzo off and into the ropes. Tommy leapfrogs Rizzo and Rizzo bounces off the opposite side. Tommy takes Rizzo down with a hip toss. Rizzo gets back up and TC takes him back down with another hip toss. Rizzo rolls out of the ring.*
Jimmy: Rizzo looks to be taken off his guard in the early going.
*Rizzo looks to his right and he sees Bakuryu sitting in the front row holding a "Magnum as tired of being champ" sign. Rizzo motions as if he's going to pimp slap Baku and then he slides back into the ring.*
Brutus: What is that lunatic doing at ringside?
Jimmy: I don't know, but he seems to be taunting Rizzo.
*Rizzo and Tommy go to luck up but Rizzo catches Tommy with a boot to the gut. Rizzo follows it up with a few right hands. Rizzo whips Tommy into the ropes and he takes TC down with a back body drop. Tommy gets up and Rizzo scoop slams him to the mat. Rizzo drops an elbow on Tommy's chest and then he covers.*
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Brutus: Rizzo is trying end this one as early as possible.
*Rizzo lifts Tommy to his feet and he whips TC into the corner. Rizzo charges and Tommy hits him with an elbow smash. Tommy hits Rizzo with several right hands. Tommy boots Rizzo in the gut and he slams Rizzo down with a snap suplex. Tommy covers.*
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Jimmy: Not quite enough to win the world title.
Brutus: That wasn't even enough to keep a quadriplegic down.
*Tommy lifts Rizzo up and he continues the assault with kicks and punches. Tommy bends Rizzo over with a hard thrust kick to the gut. TC bounces off the ropes and he takes Riz down with a swinging neckbreaker. Tommy puts Rizzo into a head scissor lock.*
Jimmy: Tommy's going to his submission moves to wear Rizzo down.
Brutus: Rizzo and Tommy are both submission oriented guys.
*Rizzo fights out of the hold. Rizzo grabs Tommy's leg and he applies a half crab. Tommy twists his body and he grabs Rizzo's leg. Tommy takes Rizzo down and he applies an ankle lock. Rizzo rolls onto his back and he kicks Tommy off. Rizzo gets up and he runs right into a drop toe hold by Tommy. Tommy apples a step over armbar with neck submission.*
Jimmy: These guys have scouted each other very well.
Brutus: See, this is what happens when you have quality wrestlers in the main event!
*Rizzo gets himself to the ropes and he grabs the bottom rope. Tommy let go after a 3 count by the ref. Tommy grabs Rizzo by the head but Rizzo pulls his tights and sends Tommy out to the floor through the ropes. Rizzo gets up and he shakes his arm loose. Rizzo climbs out of the ring and he kicks away at Tommy.*
Jimmy: I guess Rizzo would rather just beat on Tommy.
Brutus: Rizzo is making sure Tommy doesn't get any more of those offensive bursts on him.
*1.... Rizzo picks Tommy up and he applies a hammerlock. Rizzo pushes Tommy shoulder first into the steel post. 2.... Rizzo lifts Tommy up and he whips Tommy's arm around the steel post. 3..... Rizzo rolls Tommy into the ring. Baku hangs over the railing, shaking a sign that reads "I didn't get beat by Magnum twice." Rizzo grabs the sign and rips it up and then he rolls into the ring.*
Jimmy: Bakuryu is really irritating Rizzo.
Brutus: I just hope he doesn't cause Rizzo to lose the title. It could be dangerous to his health.
*Rizzo stands up and he drags Tommy to his feet. Rizzo applies an arm wrench, and then he jerks Tommy's arm hard enough to make Tommy fall to the mat. Rizzo lays Tommy's arm on the mat and he drops a knee on the shoulder. Rizzo repeats the move and then he slaps on an armbar.*
Jimmy: Now it's Rizzo's turn to pour on the submission moves.
*Rizzo switches from an armbar into a hammerlock submission. Rizzo and Tommy rise to their feet. Rizzo lifts Tommy up in the hammerlock position and he drops Tommy on him arm with a hammerlock scoop slam. Rizzo puts Tommy back in an armbar. Rizzo lets go, stands up, and puts Tommy into a rolling crucifix armbar.*
Brutus: If Rizzo keeps this up, Tommy will be done sooner than later!
*Tommy manages to get his legs around the ropes and Rizzo lets go, but not before Shane counts to 4. Rizzo backs up as Stevenson gives him a verbal warning. Rizzo picks Tommy up to his feet. Rizzo whips Tommy into the ropes. Tommy bounces back and he ducks a clothesline. Tommy bounces off the opposite ropes and he takes Rizzo down with a hard spear. Tommy gets up and he grabs Rizzo's legs. Tommy flips over and bridges for the pin.*
Jimmy: Tommy might pull off the upset!!!
1...
2...
thr NO!!
Brutus: Rizzo kicked out!! Rizzo's still the champ!!
*Rizzo and Tommy both get to their feet. Rizzo rakes Tommy's eyes and then he kicks Tommy in the gut. Rizzo sets Tommy up for a vertical suplex, but Tommy counters with a bridging Northern Lights suplex. The ref counts.*
1...
2...
thr NO!!!
Brutus: Somehow Rizzo managed to kick out again at the very last possible moment!
Jimmy: This is turning out to be a hell of a match.
*Tommy gets to his feet before Rizzo and he drops a double axe handle on the back of Rizzo's neck. Tommy picks Rizzo up and he drops the champ with a reverse neckbreaker. Tommy rolls Rizzo over onto his stomach and he applies a cross knee chinlock.*
Brutus: Tommy Contour is really making Rizzo wish he had never picked an opponent out of a hat.
Jimmy: You're right. Rizzo didn't think much of his opponent, but Tommy's giving him almost more than he can handle!
*The ref checks to see if Rizzo gives, but he shakes his head no. As Tommy pulls back, Rizzo starts to fade out of consciousness. Rizzo goes limp after a while. The ref checks Rizzo's arm.*
Brutus: Rizzo is out cold!!
The arm falls once...
twice...
Rizzo holds his arm up before it falls a third time. Rizzo swings wildly up and he connects with Tommy's face. Rizzo hits Tommy again and Tommy lets go.*
Jimmy: Rizzo's wild swings just saved him the match!
*Tommy gets to his feet and Rizzo struggles to his hands and knees. Tommy rolls Rizzo up for the pin, using his feet on the ropes for leverage.*
Brutus: Tommy's cheating like usual!
1...
2...
thre NO!!!!
Jimmy: Despite Tommy's best effort to steal this one, Rizzo just won't stay down!
*Tommy gets up and he lifts Rizzo up. Rizzo pokes Tommy in the eye. Rizzo kicks Tommy hard in the gut and hen he throws Tommy down with a double underhook powerbomb backbreaker (think Jericho). Rizzo gets up and he elbow drops Tommy in the back. Rizzo picks Tommy up and he whips him hard into the corner. Rizzo locks Tommy's arms under his own and he throws Tommy to the mat with a double arm belly to belly suplex. Rizzo covers Tommy.*
Brutus: I think Rizzo's done with being nice and he's really looking to put Tommy away!
1...
2...
thre NO!!!
Jimmy: Rizzo put a hurting on Tommy for sure, but it wasn't enough to win the match.
*Rizzo gets to his feet and he picks Tommy up. Rizzo lifts Tommy off his feet and he drops Tommy down with a backbreaker. Rizzo covers, and he has a handful of tights.*
Jimmy: Tommy wanted to cheat, so I guess Rizzo thinks it's ok for him to do so.
1....
2...
thr NO!
Brutus: Rizzo needs to put this away, because I fear the longer it goes, Tommy might actually have a chance to win.
*Rizzo grabs Tommy but Tommy rolls Rizzo up in a small package. Tommy pulls the tights as the ref counts.*
1...
2...
3 NO!!!
Brutus: he got his shoulder up! Tommy isn't the champ!!
*Rizzo and Tommy both get to their feet. Tommy is at the ropes, holding on for dear life. Rizzo charges at Tommy and Tommy ducks, pulling the top rope down with him. Rizzo flies over the top and he hits the floor.*
Jimmy: Rizzo just made a big mistake!
*1..... 2..... 3..... 4..... 5..... Rizzo gets up and he looks at Bakuryu. 6..... Bakuryu shows Rizzo a sign that says "Lucius Bonedragon magically gave the title to Rizzo." 7..... Rizzo starts to talk trash with Bakuryu, pointing to the world title at the time keeper's table. 8..... 9.... Rizzo flips Bakuryu off before turning around for the ring 10!!*
*DING DING!!*
Brutus: Rizzo lost!! He's been counted out!! I knew that bastard Bakuryu was going to cost Rizzo the match!!!
Jimmy: Yeah, but he's still the champ. But I guarantee Bakuryu is going to pay dearly when Rizzo gets at him!
*Bakuryu gets up and leaves as Rizzo's back is turned. Rizzo walks over where his bloody chair is and he grabs it. Rizzo gets in the ring and he waits for Tommy to get to his feet.*
Brutus: This is the price one pays for insolence!
*Suddenly, the crowd actually cheers as Johnny Contour makes his way down to the ring. Rizzo exits as Johnny checks on Tommy.*
Jimmy; I never thought I'd hear the crowd cheer the Directors!
*The cheers turn to boos as Dave Jess emerges from the back, with a bat in hand. Rizzo walks around the ring to the bottom of the ramp. Jess meets Riz and they both slide into the ring. Johnny and Tommy stand up defiantly, ready to fight. Out of nowhere, Rizzo and Dave Jess discard their weapons. All four men smile and they exchange handshakes.*
Brutus: YES!!! The Hong Kong Cavaliers have pulled another fast one on us!
Jimmy: I can't believe it. It looks like the Directors are the latest editions of the Hong Kong Cavaliers. The only question that remains now is: Are the Hong Kong Cavaliers done recruiting? Unfortunately, we will have to wait a week to find out. Goodnight folks!
*The scene fades out as all four men raise their arms amidst a flurry of trash being hurled into the ring.*
[End Transmission.]