[The scene opens to the entrance ramp as pyros shoot off before the cameras begin panning through the crowd. Signs can be seen saying "Doctor Love has a super fly.", "Quinn can have my Harley if I can have a ride.", and "I Mackiebate!!!". The scene then goes to the announcer's table where Jimmy Rollins and Brutus are waiting with the commentary.]
JR: Good evening wrestling fans and welcome to Bombay, India; the second stop of our International Tour.
B: I can't wait to see whats lined up for tonight.
JR: Its time for our debut match up of the evening.
BB: I heard rumors about the good DR....I heard he's the man!
JR: Sure ya did....heres the mic!
Mic: Intoducing first....here is Shotgun!
[The lights in arena starts flashing red and white as "Use Your Fist" by
Marilyn Manson begins to play. Shotgun walks out slowly with his head down until
pyros flies over his head and he rises up slowly extending his arms outward. Shotgun then walks down the ramp and enters the ring.
MIC: And his opponent.....Doctor Loooove!!!
[Thousands of foil hearts fall from around the arena as the music starts.
Multi-colored laser lights dance around the entrance area , then join together to form one large beam striking Doctor Love , with his muscles flexed. He is
accompainied to the ring by his wife and valet , Celeste valentine , who is making final touches to his hair. While walking down the ramp , Celeste begins
spraying air freshner around the arena , and contiues to do so in the ring while
Doctor Love is telling the referee , " Keep your dirty filthy hands off of me throughout the match so I won't have to take another herbal bath! "
Ding Ding Ding...
JR: And we are under way!
[Dr. Love immediatly runs up to Shotgun and sucker punches him in the face....Shotgun falls into his corner as Love begins to kick Shotgun repeatedly
into the corner....
BB: Told you that Love is good....he's tearing Shotgun a new asshole!
JR: Watch the language little boy...there are females present...
BB: What a dork man....jeez....
[Love lifts up Shotgun for what looks to be a body slam, but then places him onto
the turnbuckle into a tree of woe....as Shotgun is laying there Love uses a variety of punches and kicks to wear down he defenselss Shotgun...
JR: Love is making a mockery out of Shotgun...
BB: Whats this?
[Love backs up and begins to sprint towards shotgun....he jumps and connects with
a sprinting drop kick to Shotguns face....
JR: Oh god....there go like 3 of Shotguns teeth....
BB: Awesome...simply awesome....
[Shotgun falls off the buckle as Dr. Love brushes himself off....Love then picks
up Shot gun again and turns him around facing him....he lifts up Shotgun into a
suplex postition and connects with a falling forward 3/4 neck breaker....
JR: Oh my god! I think he killed Shotgun!
BB: Hell no! that was only the beginging....that was the heartbreaker....
[Doctor Love laughs a bit as he lifts Shotgun up again and gets him up in a
bodyslam position....he now hits a michanochu driver....
JR: Thats the Cupid Arrow....its gotta be over!!!!
BB: Hell no....The Good Doctor is signalling for the end to come now! He may
be debuting his new move....The Spanish Fly.....I heard about this!
[Love picks up the lifeless Shotgun one more time and hooks both arms up....he
then connects with a double underhook powerbomb....
JR: Thats it....hes dead....
BB: Hell Yeah hes dead....DR. Love with the cover....or should i say boot on
the chest....
1
2
3
JR: Mercifully for shotgun....the Dr. of Desire....Dr. Love has ended it....
BB: And did he make an impact tongiht by beating Shotgun's ass bad!!!!
[As Doctor love exits the ring he pulls the camera to hs face....
" As always , I'm the greatest. "
[He then pushes the camera away as the scene fades back to the announcer's table.]
B: Proclaim it Doctor Love, you are the greatest!!!
JR: I don't think Shotgun has what it takes to hang on in the IEW.
B: You know he doesn't, cause after 3 solid weeks of having his shoulders down on the mat you know theres nothing inside him to prove.
JR: Very well put, as we are now ready for out next match of the evening.
The Mic: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a standard match. Coming to the ring first he stands at 6 feet and 1 inch tall and he weighs in at 283 pounds.... NITRUS!
["Lets Go To War" by the Murderdolls" hits the speakers as the lights go out and green light begins flashing in the ring. Nitrus walks down slowly to the ring walking around the ring once before sliding under the bottom rope and green pyros shoot off from each turnbuckle and up the ramp.]
The Mic: And his opponent hails from Saint John, New Brunswick Canada and he weighs in at 185 pounds... DarkDragon!!
[Feur Frei by Rammstien is the song, when the music starts the video shows me leaning against the wall with my eyes closed looking like I am somewhat meditating, then when the heavy music kicks in pyros and fire blows from the floor and the ceiling and the video shows me opening my eyes and quickly turning into a black dragon, then I ride out on my bmx then hit a launch ramp and black flip into the centre of the ring and land back onto the tires, then sits the bike outside the ring then raises his arms and sees more pyro and fire explode off the turnbuckle posts of the "Feur Frei" part of the song.]
Jimmy: Well, this ought to be a good one. Dragon was the man who eliminated Nitrus from the match last week.
*Both men lock up and the larger Nitrus back Dragon into the corner. Nitrus breaks clean but Dragon sneaks a thumb to the eyes followed by several chops. DD tries to whip Nitrus into the corner but Nitrus reverses it. Dragon bounces out of the corner and into a back elbow smash. Dragon gets up and Nitrus continues the assault with right hands. Nitrus takes Dragon down with a hard scoop slam and he covers.*
Brutus: Very early pin attempt by Nitrus.
1...
Jimmy: Dragon kicked out right after one.
*Nitrus lifts Dragon up and he whips him into the corner. Nitrus charges and Dragon gets his foot up. Dragon pulls himself to the 2nd rope as Nitrus stumbles back. Dragon flies with a cross body press but Nitrus catches him and counters with a powerslam.*
Jimmy: Dragon may have been lucky last week.
Brutus: I doubt that. DarkDragon’s 2 eliminations last week were no fluke.
*Nitrus picks Dragon up and he connects with a big right that sends DD back to the mat. Dragon gets up and he gets leveled by another right. Nitrus covers.*
1...
2...
Kickout.
Jimmy: That kickout came right after the 2 count.
Brutus: Only an imbecile would think a punch could win a match.
*Nitrus picks Dragon up and he tries for a belly to back suplex but DD flips over Nitrus’ back. Nitrus turns around and DD goes for a boot which Nitrus catches. Dragon rocks Nitrus with an enziguri.*
Jimmy: Good move by Dragon. The momentum may be shifting now.
*DD and Nitrus both get up but Dragon is quick with boots to the gut. Dragon follows the boots up with chops and then a snapmare. Dragon connects with a dropkick to Nitrus’ back. Dragon lands on Nitrus with a standing legdrop and he covers.*
1...
2...
Kickout.
Brutus: Nitrus just used his big power advantage to throw DarkDragon off.
Jimmy: But Dragon is on the attack now.
*DD picks Nitrus up and he lands a series of forearm smashes to the head. Dragon whips Nitrus into the ropes and he connects with a standing dropkick. Nitrus gets up and DD hits another dropkick. Dragon assaults Nitrus with stomps to the body. Dragon puts his foot on Nitrus’ throat and he pulls on the top rope as the ref counts. 1... 2... 3... 4... Dragon breaks but Ball Brukowski has words for him.*
Jimmy: DarkDragon is going to try every dirty tactic he can.
Brutus: If you don’t cheat you don’t try.
*Dragon gets around the ref and he boots away at Nitrus. Dragon picks Nitrus up and he drives Nitrus to the mat with a DDT. Dragon climbs to the top rope. Dragon stands up and he flies with a splash but Nitrus gets his knees up. Both men are down and the ref starts a 10 count.*
Jimmy: That high risk maneuver by DarkDragon may have caused him this match!
*1..... 2..... 3..... 4..... 5..... 6.... Both men stand up but Nitrus is quick to drive a knee into Dragon’s ribs. Nitrus picks Dragon up and he executes a sidewalk slam. Nitrus covers.*
1...
2...
Brutus: That was DAMN close but DarkDragon just got his shoulder up before the 3.
*Nitrus picks Dragon up and he pushes him into the corner. Nitrus kicks the hell out of Dragon. Nitrus whips Dragon into the opposite corner and he follows closely with a charging corner clothesline. Nitrus grabs Dragon by the head and he bulldogs DD out of the corner. Nitrus covers again.*
Jimmy: That could be enough!
1...
2...
thre NO!!
Brutus: I don’t know how he did it, but DarkDragon got his shoulder up AGAIN!
*Nitrus picks Dragon up but Dragon grabs his head and drops with a jawbreaker. Dragon reaches into his tights and he pulls something out.*
Jimmy: DarkDragon just pulled out an illegal object!
*Dragon extends his arm and shocks Nitrus with a tazer while Nitrus is between him and the ref. Nitrus shakes and falls to the mat, but not before DarkDragon can reconceal the taser.*
1...
2...
3!!!
***DING***DING***DING***
Brutus: Well, that was kind of uncalled for, but look at Nitrus. The big man is down and out.
*DarkDragon makes his way up to the ramp and when he gets to the top he puts the tazer in teh air and lets it go on for a few seconds before disappearing into the back.*
The mic: The winner of this match... DarkDragon!
Jimmy: Well, the match was just getting good till DarkDragon had to do something cheap to get the win.
Brutus: I don’t think either man is done with each other.
Jimmy: Once Nitrus regains consciousness he’s going to want to rip DarkDragon apart, that’s for sure.
Brutus: Enough of this useless banter, let’s get on with the show.
(In the ring we have IEW Assistant Interviewer, Leigh Beido.)
Leigh Beido: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. In just a few moments I will introduce the newest tag team on the IEW roster. They both hail from the good ol’ US of A and personally guarantee to bring some life into the IEW tag team ranks. There isn’t a whole lot more known about these men, so without out further adieu, here they are, Shock and Awe, The Weapons of Mass Destruction.
(Aretha Franklin’s "God Save America" pipes up over the P.A. system and out steps one of the, if not the biggest man to ever grace the IEW. He’s wearing blue jeans and a white t-shirt with the American flag on the chest and the inscription, "In God We Trust" written across it. There are a mixture of boos and cheers but for the most part the crowd doesn’t know what to make of this man. He’s also sporting a mask with the American flag imprinted on it. The big man strolls down the isle, steps up onto the ring apron, then steps over the top rope. As he approaches Leigh, she just stares, slack jawed, at the human tower. With his hands on his hips, the big man says nothing but just stares down at Ms. Beido. An uncomfortable moment passes before Ms. Beido comes to her senses. She then looks around the arena with a puzzled look.)
Leigh Beido: Uh. Where’s the other guy?
(The sound of a car engine echoes throughout the arena as a silver, Honda SIR pulls out from the wrestlers’ entrance. The car slowly drives down to ringside then stops. Out of the car steps a well tanned, shirtless man who is clad in brand new pair, farmer style jeans and some work boots. As he pauses to scan the area, you can see that he sports a mask with the print of the American flag over it. Suddenly, the big man in the ring lets go a booming shout at the driver.)
Big Man: What the hell are you driving there Shock?
(The driver, Shock, just looks back at his car and shrugs his shoulder.)
Shock: A Honda Civic SIR. I told you about it last night. You know, I got a great deal on it and it came with a…
Big Man: I don’t care about the damn car. You know what to do!
(The big man just points back at the car. Shock looks back at the car turns back to the big man.)
Shock: You can’t be serious. I was kidding… AND drunk man. You’re not seriously going to hold me to that are you?
Big Man: Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Now go!
(Shock turns and shakes his head as head heads for the Civic. He opens up the hatch back and pulls out a crowbar then looks back up at the big man who is just glaring down at Shock over folded arms. Shock shuts the hatchback door then heaves a big sigh. Shock winds up with the crowbar then (Smash), Shock takes out the rear window.)
Leigh Beido: So I take it you’re Awe.
Big Man: The one and only.
Leigh Beido: Can you explain to me why Shock is beating up a brand new Honda SIR? Those are some of the best built cars on the market.
Awe: Well for starters, the quote, "Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk," is a quote from one of the greatest literary minds of all time. An American by the name of Ernest Hemingway. Hemingway was an excellent example of what being an American was all about. He brought the written word to the common man. He wrote the truth and published it despite his critics opposition. He even served in the First World War. He was a great man and role model to all Americans.
Leigh Beido: So am I to understand that he’s beating up a car because of something Ernest Hemingway wrote?
Awe: Yes. Well that and the fact that it’s a DIRTY JAPANESE CAR! They’re waging an economic war on us you know. They’re under selling our American made cars. They’re buying American land left right and center. They’re constantly migrating to our country. Pretty soon we’ll be a minority in our own land. It’s about time we did something about it and this little display is too let the Japanese know that we’re on to them.
Leigh Beido: It’s called the free market. It’s actually an idea that America is founded on. It’s called capitalism.
Awe: It’s called a passive invasion. It’s the Pearl Harbor of the 21st century. I’m telling you, Japan is a threat and should be put on George W. Bush’s Terror List!
(The crowd begins to boo and even Ms. Beido is beginning to look a little disgusted. In the mean time, Shock is now on the roof of the car, still wailing away at it.)
Awe: I’m serious! This is something we need to deal with now. Shut up all of you! You all sing a different tune when The United States comes running to rescue your beloved India from Pakistan time and time again!
(The crowd is booing immensely now as Awe just leans back on the ropes, seemingly enjoying the whole ordeal..)
Awe: So you’re still not believers eh? Well maybe after we make an example out of our first opponents next week you will. But the question on everyone’s mind is just who will it be. How about a lazy ass Jamaican and a coward of a Canadian. How about Terrence Parker and Sgt. Underdog? That’s right. Myself and Shock here are calling out … THE DOG PAC!
(Shock stops his beating and just looks up at Awe.)
Awe: I mean what kind of a moron would call himself Underdog or wrestle in a Dog Pac anyway? I’ll tell you what kind. The kind that gets the privilege of being the first victims of the IEW’s own WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! Head for the bomb shelters boys and girls because next Sunday there’s going to be some major fallout!
(With that, Aretha Franklin’s "God Save America" begins to blare throughout the arena as Shock and Awe head back up the ramp to a chorus of boos, leaving Ms. Beido dumbfounded in the middle of the ring.)
JR: I can't wait to see who Rison puts these guys against next week.
B: Same here. I can only imagine how devastating they will be to their opponents.
JR: And with that, its time for us to get to the first TV Title Tournament Matchup of the evening.
[IEW Referee Tina Garcia makes her way to the ring as the arena goes dark and then the opening drum beats of Iron Man start up and white strobe lights flash in sequence to the beats.*
"I AM IRON MAN"
*The guitar riffs have now started as the strobes now alternate between white and red.*
The Mic: The following contest is for the chance to move on to the 2nd round of the IEW Television Title Tournament. Introducing first, the challenger... from Sudbury, Ontario Canada... Weighing in at 223 pounds... RAZOR!!!
*As soon as the guitar picks up more the strobes become mixed between the drum beats and the guitar beats. Then on the first crash of the drums pyros shoot up from the entrance way as Razor makes his appearance. The crowd cheers as he makes his way to the ring and slaps hands with fans along the way. He climbs the steps and to the apron where he pauses before entering the ring. He stands in the center of the ring and raises his hands to the beat of the music and more pyros go off from the ring posts to the roar of the crowd.*
JR: Razor looks ready as always to make a big impression.
B: But look who he's paired with versus who he's paired against. If he's not careful he'll make a big impression alright, but it'll be in his face after someone punches him.
["Mr. Roboto" stars up and white strobe lights flash. "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto" The drums hit and with the crashes come flashes of yellow light.]
The Mic: And his partner from Mashpee, Massachusetts... Weighing in at 215 pounds... He is one half of the Geeks Unleashed... SILAS GUGENHEIM!!!
[Silas emerges from the back and makes his way ot the ring. Silas enter the ring and hoists his tin foil sword high in the air. Silas takes his foil helmet and bed sheet cape off and hands them and his sword and shield to the referee.]
JR: These Geeks are interesting.
B: I wonder how they'll fare against each other instead of on the same side.
[The lights dim, and an orange glow shines from the aisle way. The song 'Valley of the Dammed' plays By Dragon Force.]
The Mic: And their partner, from the land of the rising sun... Weighing in at 180 pounds... BENGAL SUPREME!!!
[Nobody comes to the ring.]
B: One less worry for their opponents.
JR: And one more worry for those who must still fight in his honor without him.
[The arena lights flash quickly and then stop, and The Offspring's "Hit That" plays over the sound system.]
The Mic: And their partner, weighing in at 225 pounds... JARET CANNON!!!
[Jaret Cannon comes out from the back and stands at the top of the ramp to the cheers of the fans, in a black Adidas windbreaker and black Adidas windpants, wearing his silver Oakley shades. He then runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, and tosses his jacket and sunglasses to ringside.]
JR: Now this guy has to be one of the most impressive guys I've ever seen.
B: But aren't you blind?! I mean, I thought you suffered from "Rison Syndrome".
JR: Actually I thought that was you with all of your "dream dates".
B: Speaking of dream dates, its time for Harley Quinn's team to be introduced.
[The lights go down as a single spotlight goes over the crowd and then rests at the back of the stage, as "Square Dance" begins to play.]
The Mic: And their opponent, from the Black Light District of the Jersey Shore... Weighing in at 125 pounds... HARLEY QUINN!!!
[The screen above the stage comes to life with the letters FBI (Full Blooded Italians) and scenes from her mob life. It shows her sitting behind a desk in a darkened room, with her four body guards standing, with two on either side of her. The spotlight soon stops at the back of the stage, where the silouttes of two people stand. It's soon revealed to be Harley, with her man, Johnny. They make their way to the ring as the song continues. When they reach the ring Harley removes her jacket and hands it to Johnny as her "Mafioso" leaves the ring.]
JR: Harley Quinn has got to be the best up and coming female wrestler in professional wrestling at this time. I wonder how long it will be before she's squaring off with your femanin fantasy with Khrystal Walker.
B: Oh, I think she's there now!!!
[Jimmy Rollings snaps his hand in front of Brutus's staring eyes and breaks him from his trance.]
B: Oh wow, Harley Quinn is in the ring with 3 guys. Did I miss anything?
JR: Nothing you'd consider interesting.
["Blue and Red lights flash as the opening piano of "One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces" starts up. Fireworks blask with the snare hits. The blue and red lights alternate with the bass drum. Many colored lights flash as the drum slavo hits.]
The Mic: And her partner from Elkins, New Hampshire... Weighing in at 175 pounds... The other half of the Geeks Unleashed... QUENTIN ARCHDEACON III!!!
[Quentin emerges as Ben starts singing. Quentin walks ot the ring with his head down, sighing here and there before sliding into the ring and taunting jokingly with his regular partner Silas from across the ring, Tina Garcia standing between them.]
JR: These Geeks sure have interesting names. I wonder how they got them.
B: Probably from their mother. Well, that or an adoption agency after they turned 6.
["Burnt Offerings" by Testament comes on the PA system.]
The Mic: And their partner, weighing in at 240 pounds... BEAST!!!
[After 15 seconds, Beast walks out. He wanders on the stage for 15 seconds before spreading his arms letting pyro shooting behind him.
JR: This is Beast's debut.
B: If we keep getting more guys with names of X-Men, we're going to have to start a weekly following of the X-Factors of the IEW.
JR: Thats probably a good idea anyway. Ever talk to Rison about it?
B: No, but I talked to Jake Jones, and he said Rison is happy enough with the Weekly Wire.
[The opening notes of "Clocks" by Coldplay start upon the stereo.]
The Mic: And their partner from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 267 pounds... JASON TWISTED!!!
[Twisted steps out onto the stage, dragging his trademark wheeled trashcan full of hardcore weapons (kendo sticks, 2 x 4's, cinder blocks, a fake plant, etc.) Twisted stands at the top of the stage and stiffly raises his left fist (like Kevin Nash). Behind him as he does this a series of fireworks explode behind him (like HBK's pyro). Twisted makes his way to the ring, his eyes focused and intense. When he gets in the ring, he takes off his outer shirt and throws it into the crowd. Then he stretches for the match.]
JR: I don't think he'll be able to use those weapons of his.
B: I don't know why not. I mean he could be eliminated by disqualification if he did.
***DING***DING***DING***
JR: And with that bell they're off.
[Razor and Harley Quinn begin trading punches to start the match as the referee Tina Garcia begins forcing the other combatants out of the ring into their respective corners. Razor and Harley and in a dead heat, trading out punch for punch until finally Razor connects with a haymaker that knocks Harley backwards falling to the canvas. She gets up quick and runs at Razor but gets clotheslined, she gets up and is clotheslined again. Razor grabs her arm turning her over before applying an armbar. Harley rakes Razor's eyes and he releases the hold. She runs into the ropes and comes back trying for a clothesline, but Razor just spins her around landing a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker across his knee. Razor tries to capitalize on the moment by lifting her up and holding her crossways in front of him before hitting a belly-to-back suplex on Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn grabs her back as Razor goes up top. Harley Quinn gets up and Razor jumps down onto her shoulders with a hurricanrana and holds on for a pin.]
JR: Razor and Harley going at it. And Razor appears to be taking advantage of the young lady early in the match.
B: This match has so many possibilities!!
JR: Razor now trying to break Harley's body down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
B: My goodness that looked painful. Next time she gets into a sticky situation like that she needs to be with me, because she can tilt while I whirl.
JR: And just like Rison you're going nowhere. As Razor now has a cover...
Tina: 1...
2...
JR: Harley Quinn managed to kick out and now Razor is back to square one.
B: Square one?! I figure by now he'd at least be to second base!!
[Razor pulls Harley Quinn up to her feet and gives her a snap suplex. Razor then walks around to her legs and wraps them up in a figure 4 leg lock.]
JR: Razor is trying to make Harley Quinn the first elimination in this match.
B: I wish I was the one wrapped up in her legs, because I sure wouldn't mind tapping to her full body submission.
JR: Just please don't tell us what you'd be tapping with.
[Razor and Harley Quinn get back to their feet. Razor picks Harley Quinn up and sets her up hanging with her legs off of his shoulders down his back. He then sits down slamming Harley Quinn's upper back and neck into the mat with a vertebreaker.]
JR: Razor with a Cutlass and a cover...
Tina: 1...
2...
JR: And Quentin is in to break the pin, and here comes Bengal Supreme down the ramp!!!
[Bengal Supreme races to the ring and slides in, rising quickly to punch Quentin in the midsection before delivering a fame asser style move off the ropes. Bengal Supreme then continues to flatten Beast and Jason Twisted eventually knocking them both out of the ring with clotheslines over the top rope. Bengal Supreme then turns on his own team lifting Razor onto his shoulders. Silas and Jaret Cannon come racing to Razor's aid as Bengal Supreme rolls forward slamming Razor to the mat and rolling on through to hook the inside legs of Silas and Cannon, then rolling backwards delivering modified leg trips to them both. Silas and Cannon fall down with headbutts onto the downed Razor as they then become victim to simultanious STF's as Bengal Supreme faces the bright lights applying pressure to his team's partners below.]
JR: Bengal Supreme just took care of his opponents single handedly.
B: But now hes turning on his teammates. Hes sure showing why he doesn't shot up that often.
JR: I couldn't imagine how many injuries we'd have on the roster if he showed up on a regular basis.
[Bengal Supreme finally releases the hold and leaves the ring heading to the back. Silas and Cannon both roll out of the opposite sides of the ring as well, resting up for a later attack as Harley Quinn slowly comes around and places an arm over the downed Razor.]
Tina: 1...
2...
JR: And Razor has a shoulder up!!!
B: I don't think his shoulers would've even been down if it wasn't for Bengal Supreme.
[Harley Quinn takes the moment to crawl to her corner as Razor does the same to his. Razor sees that there is noone in his corner and begins to go back after Harley Quinn, but reaches her just after she makes the tag out to Quentin. Beast slides into the ring from one of the sides and they deliver a reverse 3-D to Razor on the ring apron as Quentin goes for a cover.]
JR: Quentin and Beast working together, and they've taken Razor down with a dangerous slam for a cover...
Tina: 1...
2...
JR: And Cannon was there to put Razor's foot on the ropes!!!
B: Jaret Cannon might be relatively new to the IEW, but he has the mentality of someone who has battled between the ropes for years.
[Silas climbs up the apron back to his corner as Cannon and Beast both begin to brawl before Cannon takes Beast over the top rope with a clothesline that takes Cannon himself over with it. At the same time in the ring, Quentin looks to be wanting to go for a German Suplex, but Razor blocks it with his legs before pullings Quentin over his shoulder and down onto the mat with a snapmare. Razor then delivers a spinning heel kick. Quentin and Razor both get back to their feet, and Razor delivers another spinning heel kick. Quentin and Razor get back to their feet yet again as Razor then hits a dropkick that puts Quentin on the canvas. Razor attempts a standing moonsault and hits it.]
JR: Razor is taking it to Quentin with a fury with a powerful combination of kicks. Moonsault and a cover...
Tina: 1...
2...
JR: And Quentin kicks out.
B: I can't help but wonder whats going through Quentin's and Silas's minds right now about fighting each other. I mean, this has got to be the first time ever they haven't been able to help each other.
[Razor and Quentin get to their feet. Razor goes to send Quentin to the ropes, but Quentin reverses it. Razor returns with a back elbow smash the knocks Quentin back for a moment with a daze. Razor grabs Quentin's legs and pulls them out from under him before turning Quentin over into a Boston Crab and putting his knee into the back of Quentin's head and neck area.]
JR: RAZOR BURN!!! And Quentin is in a world of pain!!!
B: And all Silas can do is look on.
[Beast leaves Cannon out on the floor and slides into the ring behind Razor and gives him a clothesline to the back of his head knocking him into his corner and Silas.]
Tina: TAG!!!
JR: And Silas is now the legal man who!!!
B: As if it couldn't get any worse, he has to come in and fight his Geeky partner Quentin.
[Beast goes back to his corner as Silas and Quentin walk face to face in the middle of the ring. They look at each other and share a few words. Silas then kicks Quentin in the groin before running back into the ropes and returning with a spear taking Quentin down to the mat. Silas then goes for a legdrop that connects perfectly. Silas goes and hits the ropes and comes back with a splash but doesn't cover.]
B: What is he doing?! I mean I know its his partner but he needs to go for the pin.
JR: Silas is calling for Double Damage!!! He's going to go up top!!!
B: He can't do this to his partner!!!
[Silas goes up top on a neutral corner and jumps off with a beautiful splash, but Quentin rolls out of the way. Silas hits the canvas and holds his ribs. Quentin pulls Silas over his way and pins him putting his feet on the ropes.]
JR: Silas missed!!!
Tina: 1...
2...
3!!!
B: Quentin has the first pinfall of the match, and it was on his weekly partner.
JR: And just like that, its down to only Razor and Jaret Cannon against everyone on the other team.
B: I wouldn't say that just yet. Bengal Supreme hasn't been eliminated.
[Quentin is sitting on his knees holding his head, realizing he has eliminated his best friend in the business as Jaret Cannon slides into the ring from the outside and dropkicks Quentin in the back. Cannon lifts Quentin up into a fireman carry and walks to a neutral corner. Cannon then drops Quentin feet first into the corner slamming his back against the turnbuckles. Cannon lifts Quentin up onto the top turnbuckle before climbing the turnbuckles himself and delivering 10 solid punches to Quentin's forehead. Cannon then brings Quentin down to the mat with a frankensteiner and waits for Quentin to get back to his feet. Quentin dizzilly throws a punch that Cannon easily ducks. Cannon brings his arm underneath the punch Quentin threw and places his hand on the far shoulder's clavical before lifting Quentin into the air and slamming him down to the mat.]
JR: SOUTH BEACH SLAM!!! And Cannon with a cover...
Tina: 1...
2...
JR: And Jason Twisted has Tina's foot, pulling her out of the ring.
B: Oh no!!! I can't look.
JR: Why not?
B: I hate seeing puppies with black eyes.
[Beast enters the ring to make it 2 on 1 on Jaret Cannon, but Jaret Cannon just clotheslines each one of them repeatedly until Quentin rolls out of the ring. Jaret Cannon gets Beast in a side headlock and bulldogs him to the canvas. Cannon then grabs Beast's legs and tries to hook in a sharpshooter, but Beast punches him back. Beast gets back to his feet as Cannon hits Beast with a standing clothesline and goes for the cover.]
JR: Cannon has Beast down, but Tina Garcia is still outside of the ring.
B: What exactly is Jason Twisted doing with her over there?
JR: I'm not sure, but now Cannon is releasing the pin to go find out.
B: And here comes Razor!!! I guess he wants a piece of the Beast.
[Beast beings to stagger to his feet and Razor gives him a superkick before going for a pin of his own. Tina Garcia is still tied up on the outside with Jason Twisted so Jaret Cannon goes through the ropes after him. Razor gets up to get Tina Garcia into the ring, and as she climbs back onto the apron Beast rolls up Razor and Garcia begins to count.]
JR: Cold Shave by Razor!!! And Tina Garcia still isn't where she can make the count.
B: Yeah but she's getting back in there.
JR: Beast has Razor in a schoolboy!!!
Tina: 1...
2...
3!!!
JR: Beast was pulling the tights. It shouldn't have counted, but Razor has been eliminated!!!
B: After being attacked I can imagine she's ready to start wrapping this match up.
JR: Jaret Cannon is all thats left. What can he do against these four men who remain?
[Jason Twisted rolls Jaret Cannon into the ring and Beast picks him up in powerbomb position and drops him into the turnbuckles. Beast then picks Cannon's limp body up onto his shoulders and turns around, stepping up the turnbuckles backwards to the 2nd turnbuckle. Beast then lowers Cannon down into Tombstone position and drops to his knees slamming Cannon's head and neck into the canvas.]
JR: Beast has hit The Wrath!!! This match is almost over, with a cover...
Tina: 1...
2...
JR: And Jaret Cannon SOMEHOW has managed to get his foot on the rope to break the count.
B: And look at Beast's face, you know that has to have pissed him off greatly.
[Harley Quinn reaches her hand out and Beast smacks it hard making the tag. Harley Quinn enters the ring and helps Cannon to his feet. She bites him across his nose and he pushes her away. Quinn goes with the momentum into the ropes and returns with a superkick to Cannon's jaw.]
JR: The Burnout!!! And Quinn is going for the cover...
Tina: 1...
2...
3!!!
JR: Harley Quinn has eliminated the final competitor in this matchup.
B: You forgot about Bengal Supreme. He showed up, earlier in the match, he hasn't lost yet.
Tina: 1... 2... 3...
JR: But if he doesn't hurry and get back out here altogether hes going to lose for sure.
Tina: 4... 5... 6...
[The scene goes back to the entrance ramp as nothing about it changes.]
Tina: 7... 8... 9... 10!!!
***DING***DING***DING***
JR: And just like that the team of Harley Quinn, Beast, Jason Twisted, and Quentin all go to the next round of the TV Title Tournament.
B: They showed in-ring supremacy at all times. I can't wait to see what they'll be able to do in the coming weeks of this tournament. And guess what, its time for the next TV title match.
JR: This match is going to be brutal. It is the team of Morris Foxx, Khrystal Walker, Jack Price, and Boca del Inferno vs. Danny Star, Lil’ Tank, Ramos Tenchi, and Steve Drisdelle.
BB: I have my money on Tank. He came out here last week and basically laid down the law for this match.
JR: But look at the other team. You have all that talent in one team and Boca has been dominating when he has not even been in a match.
BB: Well that won’t matter. Let’s just get this thing started so we see who is right.
The Mic: Introducing first. Weighing in at a combined weight of well over a ton, team Foxx!
(Some People Hate by Jay-Z begins to play over the PA and out walks Morris Foxx. Right behind him is Khrystal Walker, Jack Price, and a very happy Boca del Inferno. They walk to the ring and climb in as a team.)
JR: Khystal Walker wants the mic, and the Mic is gonna give it to her!
KW: Sorry for the interuption, but I challenged E.G. Mackie to a rematch for his Intercontinental Title. Well, ol' Mackie hasn't said anything yet and I wonder if I've finally managed to shut him up at long last. Or maybe he isn't too artistic today.
[As she finishes her statement, farm animal sounds come over the arena. Cows, pigs and goats, with a distant tractor make up the unique concoction as E.G. Mackie's voice says 'My answer, is on its way to you'. Then another voice is heard, clearly it is that of the farmer 'What have I told you about tipping my cattle?!'. A gun shot is heard as the audio fades to static before fading out completely.]
KW: Hmmm, farm animals? Well, everyone has to have a hobby. Ok Mackie, I'll wait, but not for long.
'Valley of the Dammed' By Dragon Force. Bengal Supreme walks out and walks slowly up to the ring. Walker looks at him and jumps out of the ring. They stand toe to toe and Bengal hands her a piece of paper. The others stare down at them as she opens the paper. The paper reads, ‘M accepts’ Khrystal looks up in time to get caught in the Rising Sun. The others jump out of the ring as Bengal jumps up and runs to the back. Inferno chases after him but stops when Bengal disappears behind the curtains.)
BB: Walker is out cold!
JR: That means this is going to be a handicap match.
BB: This just got much better!
JR: But why did Bengal do such a thing!
(EMT’s come down and check on Walker and carry her away. Price and Foxx get back into the ring but Boca stands outside the ring. He holds the piece of paper and looks at it. He spits on it and throws it down as the Mic announces the next team.)
The Mic: Introducing next, at a combined weight of a ton and a half, Team Starr!
("Technically Sound" is heard over the PA system as the song "Circles" by Incubus begins to play. Price, Foxx, and Boca stare up the ramp waiting but only Tank walks out. Boca begins to walk up the ramp and we then hear cheering. Boca looks back and Tenchi, Starr, and Driz have jumped Price and Foxx from behind. Boca goes to run back to the ring but Tank runs him over. The bell sounds as Price and Tenchi are left in the ring. Tank picks Boca up on the outside and throws him into the ring steps before heading to his corner. Boca lays on the outside as Tenchi hits a snap suplex on Price. Tenchi fallows it up with a quick leg drop before he tags in Driz.)
BB: It looks like Team Starr is dominating Team Foxx early in this match.
JR: If they keep up the quick tags then it will soon be a four on two match.
(Driz picks Price up and hit’s a neck breaker fallowed by a fist drop to the face. Price rolls around holding his face as Driz climbs the ropes. He goes for an elbow drop but Price rolls out of the way. Price crawls slowly towards Foxx but is cut off as Driz grabs his leg and locks on an ankle lock. Price scream out in pain as he is dragged back to the corner. Starr hit’s a blind tag and jumps over Driz’s head and hit’s a leg drop to the back of Price’s head. Price lays there as Starr stares at Foxx and begins to make faces. Foxx goes to climb into the ring but the ref stops him. While him and the ref argue, all four men begin to pummel Price. Everyone leaves the ring except Tank who picks Price up and hit’s the Whiplash. The ref spins around as Tank covers Price. Foxx jumps in but Tenchi and Starr are waiting and hit a double dropkick on Foxx. The ref makes the count)
1..
2.…
(Boca jumps off the ropes out of nowhere and breaks up the pin. Starr, Tenchi, and Driz go for Boca, but the ref makes them leave. Boca rolls slowly over to the ropes as Foxx gets back to the corner. Tank shakes off the attack and looks for Price. Price is half way to Foxx’s outstretched hand when Tank sees him. He goes to grab Price but Foxx runs into the ring and takes care of him. Boca gets to his feet and makes the tag with Price as the ref makes Foxx leave the ring. The ref acknowledges the tag and Tank looks at Boca. Boca flips him off and Tank charges him. Boca sides steps him and Tank bounces off the ropes and is greeted by a super kick. Boca spins around and looks at Driz, Tenchi, and Starr. He flips them off as well as he begins to stomp away at Tank.)
JR: It looks like Boca has become a one man Army.
BB: This wont last long, Tank shall get an upper hand.
(Boca turns around and catches Tenchi in a clothesline as he charges in to help tank. Starr fallows and meets the same punishment. Boca look at Driz who stands on the outside and he motions for him to try his luck. Tenchi and Starr roll out of the ring as Tank gets to his feet. Boca turns around and is clocked by a huge forearm from Tank. Foxx and Price both flinch but Boca lays there laughing. Tank looks at him and then grabs him by the throat. He picks him up with one arm and holds him up in a choke slam. Boca bites Tank’s hand and when Tank lets go, Boca drops down and gets tank in a headlock. Tank fights back but Boca cuts off his air. Tank still struggles and that’s when Boca snaps up and around and hit’s the Spin Doctor. He goes for the cover but the ref barely gets one before Boca is covered in Driz, Star, and Tenchi. The ref forces them out of the ring as Boca rolls over on his back and takes a breather.)
BB: Thank god tank has friends.
JR: Boca almost had it!
(Boca rolls over and tags in Foxx. Foxx helps Boca out of the ring as he waits for Tank to get to his feet. Tank shakes off the Spin Doctor and when he looks up he is taken back down by a neck breaker from Foxx. Foxx rolls across the ring and jumps up right in front of the other team. He decks all three before he turns back around. Driz and Tenchi fall to the outside but Starr tries to come in. The ref stops Starr and while his back is turned Price comes in and he and Foxx hit a double power bomb on Tank fallowed by a double elbow drop. Foxx rolls out of the ring as Price locks Tank in a half Crab. The ref turns around and sees that Price has Tank in a half crab. He checks on Tank who shakes his head a few times. Price leans back on it and soon Tank screams out in pain and begins to tap.)
JR: He tapped….
BB: He tapped….
(The ref then looks at Price and doesn’t signal for the bell, instead he makes Price let go of the hold. Price does and then gets in the ref’s face. The ref then mouths that he is not the legal man and the match shall go on.)
BB: Yes, it didn’t count.
JR: He was lucky.
(Price climbs out of the ring and Foxx slides back in. Tank gets to his legs and hobbles on his bad leg. Foxx smiles and clips that leg out from under him. Tank hit’s the mat hard and grabs his knee. The pain on Tank’s face only makes Foxx happier. He begins to stomp away at the knee as Tank screams out in more pain. Boca looks at the injured Tank and begins to scream at Foxx to let him. Foxx looks at Tank and then at Boca. He walks slowly over to Boca and the two stare at each other and then make the tag. As Boca climbs in Foxx slaps his on the shoulder. Tank looks at Boca and tries to get up but Boca kicks him in the knee to keep him down. Driz, Starr, and Tenchi look on as Boca locks Tank in a modified STF. As he leans back on it Tank screams louder and louder. The crowd gasps as we hear Tank screams bloody murder. His hand goes up and before Tenchi can get in to break the move, he taps out.)
BB: Nooooo!!!!
JR: This time it is official, Tank has tapped out.
(The ref helps Tank out of the ring as Tenchi sizes up Boca. Boca smiles at him and then acts like he will charge Tenchi. Tenchi backs up and Boca laughs. That’s when Tenchi strikes with a hard right kick to Boca’s mouth. Boca spins around and spits out some blood as Tenchi laughs. Boca goes to charge Tenchi but Price and Foxx grabs Boca’s shoulders and pull him into the corner. Boca sighs and tags out with Price. Tenchi and Price circle each other and then grapple. Tenchi whips Price into the ropes, but Price reverses it into a snap belly to belly. Tenchi hit’s the mat and springs back up and connect with a shoulder to Price’s gut. Price crumples to his knees as Tenchi sizes him up for a swift kick to the head. He goes for it but Price ducks and connects with a huge uppercut to Tenchi’s stomach fallowed by a swift DDT. Price gets to his feet and picks Tenchi up. He goes to whip Tenchi but Tenchi reveres it and flings Price into his own corner. Price looks at Foxx and they tag. Foxx climbs in as Tenchi smiles.)
JR: Tenchi is just too fast and sneaky for Price.
BB: Price has the strength, but not the swiftness. Foxx won’t even be fast enough.
(Tenchi goes for a swift kick, but Foxx hooks it and hits a dragon leg sweep. Tenchi rolls across the ring and gets to his feet. Foxx is standing there waiting on him. Tenchi takes a run at him and goes for a jumping wheel kick, but Foxx hooks him up and hit’s a spinning backbreaker that takes Tenchi down. Tenchi screams in pain and rolls around as Foxx walks around him. He grabs him by the hair and sets Tenchi up for a suplex. He picks him up but swings him around and drops him into another devastating backbreaker. The look on Tenchi’s face is pure pain as Foxx now goes for the legs. He stomps away on Tenchi’s knees one by one. Foxx then locks him into a cloverleaf, but Tenchi kicks him away.)
JR: Foxx is all over Tenchi, it looks like Tenchi will never get to use his feet.
BB: As I said before, he is just playing dead.
(Tenchi goes to get to his feet, but Foxx clips out both the knees at the same time. Tenchi screams out in pain and falls to his stomach. Foxx jumps up and looks at Tenchi and before he goes for the kill, he spins around and takes Driz and Starr out in one swift roundhouse kick. Both fall on their asses outside the ring as Foxx runs over and locks on the End. Tenchi screams out in pain and tries to get free as the ref checks on him. Starr and Driz both climb up onto the apron and look astonished as Tenchi begins to tap out just as fast as Tank did.)
BB: No way!!! This can’t be! They both tapped out within 30 seconds of being put in a submission move!
JR: They also last a total of 10 minutes in the ring.
(Tenchi is lead from the ring as Foxx tags in Price and Driz jumps in. They begin to Circle each other as Boca, Foxx, and Starr cheer them on. The tie up, but it is quickly broke up when Price hit’s a huge European uppercut then sends Driz back on his butt. Driz shakes it off and goes to stand up, but Price clips him in the forehead with the knee. Driz falls backwards holding his head and Price lays there holding his knee. Driz slowly gets to his feet and notices Price holding his knee. Price slowly gets to his feet and looks at Driz who is on one knee. Price limps over to Driz and when he is within striking range, Driz clips his knee. Price flops around holding his knee as Driz gets to his feet.)
BB: What now! Driz has control of the so called British Brute.
JR: It is only because Price hurt his knee.
BB: So, Driz took advantage of Price’s mistake.
(Driz stomps Price’s knee a few times before he locks on a half crab. He only has it on for a few seconds before Price grabs the rope and breaks the hold. Driz drags Price to the middle of the ring by his leg and goes to lock on a figure four, but Price kicks him in the side of the head with his good leg about 6 times. Driz falls to his knees shaking his head as Price gets to his knees and elbow drops Driz in the back of the head. Both men are laid out as the ref checks on them.
JR: Price looks like hes starting to move.
B: Not like its going to do him any good against someone as talented as Driz.
(Driz lays there out cold as Price lays an arm over him. The ref slides down and makes the count.)
1...
2...
3...
JR: Well Driz is out.
BB: Damn it!
(Before the ref can get Driz out of the ring Starr comes in and grabs Price from behind. He spins him around, kicks him in the gut, and hit’s the Starr Crossed and covers him)
1...
2...
3...
JR: Now Price is out!
BB: Yes, it is now two-one not three-one. Starr can handle these two assholes.
(Boca jumps into the ring as the ref gets Driz and Price out. Starr stares at Boca and Boca stares at Starr. Then all hell breaks loose. Boca and Starr match each other punch for punch, but Starr back Boca into the corner and gets the upper hand. He knees Boca in the stomach which makes him holds his gut. Starr then hit’s a chop and then another chop before backing up. Boca rubs his chest and stomach as he stares at Starr. He goes to attack Starr but Foxx catches his eye. Boca starts to walk towards Foxx, but Starr cuts him off. Boca looks at him and smiles. The two lock up and this time Boca gets the upper hand and flings Starr into his corner and hit’s a running clothesline. Foxx tags in and Boca lets Starr sink to the matt as he climbs out.)
JR: It is now the two rivals.
BB: They started in IEA and now they are going to continue it in IEW.
JR: This should be interesting.
(Foxx steps back and waits for Starr to get to his feet. When Starr does he stares at Foxx. The two get toe to toe and stare at each other. They stand there like that for a few seconds, and then all hell breaks loose again. They match each other’s punch, kick, and block. Foxx goes for a suplex, but Starr beats him to it and hits his own. Starr picks Foxx up and goes for a DDT, but Foxx turns it into a Northern lights suplex. Foxx let’s Starr go and backs up as Starr gets to his feet. They smile at each other and then they go at it again. Starr tries to fake Foxx out by hooking him for a suplex, but tries to turn it into a DDT. Foxx senses this and throws Starr into the ropes and hit’s a clothesline. Starr gets to his feet slower this time and is then hit by a swinging neck breaker. Starr lays there holding his head as Foxx smiles and looks at Boca. He goes to tag, but Starr grabs his legs and knocks him down. Foxx jumps back up and is met by a left, and then a right by Starr. Starr backs him up into the corner and then whips him across the ring into the opposite corner. Foxx slides down holding his chest as Starr walks slowly towards him. He then sides steps and punches Boca off the apron.)
JR: Who shall keep the upper hand? It just keep going back and forth.
BB: I hope Starr can keep it up.
(Starr walks over to Foxx who is up to his knees. Foxx looks up at Starr who kicks him swiftly in the face. Foxx rolls over on his back again holding his face as Starr grabs a handful of hair. He picks Foxx up and flings him into the ropes. As he bounces back Starr hit’s a running DDT. Foxx’s head bounces off the mat with such force that his sweat stains the mat. Starr gets up laughing, but his laughing cut short by Boca who runs in and clocks Starr in the back of the head. Boca lays the boots to Starr as the ref tries to force him back. The ref forces Boca back As Starr holds his back and sides. The ref goes back to Starr and Foxx as Boca climbs out and waits. Foxx gets slowly to his feet and begins to walk slowly towards Boca. He almost gets there before Starr grabs his leg. Foxx trips and tags Boca. Starr sits up and goes to lock Foxx in a leg lock but is take out by Boca who hit’s a springboard drop kick. Starr holds his face as Boca gets back up and walks over to him)
JR: Boca is the difference maker once again.
BB: Damn him, Starr was just about to put Foxx away for good.
(Boca picks Starr up by his hair and locks him in a suplex. He picks him up and hits it, but Starr holds Boca’s neck in a way that causes some of the force of the suplex to hurt him. Boca rubs his neck and slowly gets to his feet. Starr gets to his knees as Boca grabs his head again. Starr hit’s a few gut shots on Boca, but Boca lays him out with a punch to the side of the head. Boca rubs his gut as he picks Starr up and flings him into the ropes. Starr comes back and hit’s a clothesline on Boca before he can even react. Boca shakes it off and slowly gets to his knees as Starr gets to his feet. He picks Boca up and locks on a sleeper hold. Boca spits and sputters but forces Starr back into the post. Starr lets go and Boca spins around and clocks Starr in the side of the head again. He then goes to town with left’s and right’s to Starr’s face, chest, and ribs. Starr falls to the matt and Boca goes to grab him but Starr hit’s a low blow. Boca falls back on his back holding himself as Starr sits there against the bottom turnbuckle.)
JR: Boca and Starr are evenly matched as well.
BB: Just watch, I have a feeling Starr will put an end to Boca real soon.
(Starr slowly stands up and grabs Boca’s hair and pulls him up. He throws Boca into the corner as hard as he can. Boca holds his back and Starr hits and elbow to Boca’s face. Boca stands there holding his face dazed. Starr hooks him and sets him up on the ropes and climbs up after him. Starr hooks him in a suplex and goes for it, but Boca blocks. Starr tries again, and Boca blocks it. Boca reaches up and uppercuts Starr in his face and stands up He punches him a few more times in the back and sides before he picks him up and calls for the Mouth of Hell. He pulls him over his shoulder and jumps. He connects with the Mouth of Hell but the force bounces Boca up and into his corner. Foxx is waiting on the top rope and he tags himself in. Foxx jumps off and connects with the Turn of the Century and goes for the cover as Boca falls to his knees.)
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3..
***DING***DING***DING***
JR: Morris Foxx has done it!!!
B: After all those weeks where noone knew where he was, he manages to come back and pull out a win for his team. Ladies and gentlemen, this could be your future Television Champion!!!
JR: We're getting word that Khrystal Walker is now in the back chasing Bengal Supreme with a kendo stick.
B: Too bad we can't get a camera back there, that would really be something to see.
JR: Instead we're going to have to settle for something that promises be just as good.
B: Its time for the main event.
The Mic: "Ladies And Gentlemen the following contest is our IEW Main
Event, and is slated for one fall introducing first at a combined weight of 568 pounds they are Dream Man and the IEW Heavy Weight Champion, Magnum....
THE DREAM TEAM."
(Lights cut out as "Headstrong" by trapt kicks in pyros explode and a dazzling light show begins as Dream team walks to the ring. Magnum appears
calm and focused while Dream Man seems over confident and talks trash the entire way to the ring. As they enter and begin to stretch and prepare the
lights raise.)
Ring announcer: "And their first opponent weighing in at 233 pounds RIZZO!!!"
(Pyros blast along with the opening chords of "No One Knows" by Queens of
the Stone Age. As the song continues the house lights dim to a dark blue tint. Rizzo emerges and a single spotlight sines on him. Heidi comes out and
they walk down the aisle side by side. As Rizzo reaches the ring apron he begins to shoot his mouth off at Magnum and Dream man, who spits on Rizzo.
Rizzo becomes more frustrated and charges into the ring only to be attacked by both men. Dream Man and Magnum stomp on Rizzo, as "Reload" By Rob
Zombie kicks in. Without any warning or hype Mack Weaver comes charging down the ramp and slides into the ring catching Dream Man from behind and
leveling him with an elbow smash to the back of the head. He then changes his attention to Magnum who by now has backed off Rizzo and is held back by
Pops the Ref.)
JR: "Finally we can get this match underway."
B: "By the looks of Rizzo its already half over."
(The bell rings signaling the start of the match Rizzo drags himself to his
corner and is met by Heidi, who looks him over. Magnum heads to his corner also as Weaver and Dream Man circle the ring focused on each other. As
Dream Man passes by Rizzo in the corner he turns his head to flap his gums giving Weaver the second he needed to gain the upper hand. Weaver charges
Dream Man and takes him down with a shoulder tackle Weaver then begins to punch wildly at Dream Man's face landing several blows before he is
seperated by Pops because Dream Man's leg was on the ropes. Weaver stands quickly and manages to get a kick in around Pops as he is being pushed
back.)
JR: "Weaver Making his presence known early in the match."
(Dream Man stands up and shakes the cobwebs off only to be met by a hard
right from a now standing Rizzo.)
B: "Cheap Shot by Rizzo... Who let the geriatric Ref work this match this is
gonna be too much for him to handle..."
(Dream Man Stumbles a bit and is grabbed by the head by Rizzo who jumps off
the Ring Apron and guillotines Dream man on the top rope... Pops catches this and admonishes Rizzo while Weaver continues the attack. Weaver scoops
Dream Man up and executes a messy suplex, both men feel the sting of the canvas and slowly
make it to their feet. Weaver and Dream man exchange a couple of punches until Dream Man pokes his thumb into Weavers eye... using all his strength
he irish whips Weaver into his corner and into a waiting boot by Magnum.)
B: "What team work by Dream Team... Lets see if Dream man can make the tag."
(Dream Man stumbles into the corner and Tags Magnum allowing the Champion
into the ring... Magnum continues to attack Weaver with several boots to the gut... Magnum picks Weaver up and sets him up for a vertical suplex all the
while his eyes are locked in on Rizzo. Magnum holds Weaver up for what seems to be an eternity before crashing to the mat.)
JR: " What po\wer by the champion... and what a message sent to Rizzo he
never took his eyes off him the entire time."
(Weaver lays on the mat as Magnum stands up and slowly picks him up off the
mat he then throws Weaver into Rizzo's corner and calls Rizzo out, Rizzo tags Weaver and makes his way into the ring running towards Magnum who tries
to catch Rizzo with a big boot but Rizzo catches Magnums foot and flips him to the ground putting Magnum into a sloppy ankle lock. Rizzo drags Magnum
to the center of the ring and releases the hold choosing to attack Magnum with several boots before climbing ontop of magnum and landing several hard
rights. Rizzo then stands up and moves towards the ropes climbing to the top rope and catching Magnum with a missle Drop Kick as Magnum just made it
to his feet.)
B: "Rizzo is really taking alot of chances tonight."
(Rizzo stands over a slumped Magnum waiting for him to move, Rizzo catches
a strugling Magnum with a boot to the face and then picks him up and throws him into the ropes, Rizzo follows catching the Champion with a clothesline
sending both men over the top rope and to the floor. Dream Man starts to head over towards Rizzo to help Magnum out but he is intercepted by Weaver
who takes him into the barrier with a spear.)
JR: "All Hell is breaking loose and Pops seems to be a little confused as to
whats going on..."
(Weaver picks Dream Man up and throws him into the ring and follows in Pops
regains his composure and allows these to men to continue the match seeing Rizzo and Magnum are still out on the mat.) Weaver and Dream Man Exchange
blows until Dream man gains the upper hand, Dream man irish whips Weaver into the ropes and catches him with a back body drop upon his return. Dream
Man goes for the pin...)
1....
2....
(Kickout by Weaver)
(Both Men stand up and begins to exchange blows but yet again Dream Man
gains the upper hand taking Weaver down and locking him into a side head lock... Meanwhile Rizzo and Magnum slowly make it to their feet and begin
to brawl on the outside of the ring exchanging blows and taking their fight into the crowd. The camera again focuses on Dream Man who still holds
Weaver in a head lock. Suddenly Dream Man facial expression changes and his jaw drops as he focuses on something unseen... The crowd errupts in
cheers as the camera turns to the entrance to see Trinity standing on the ramp wearing her unmentionables, Dream Man looses perspective of where he
is and moves towards the ropes to get closer to Trinity who slowly walks towards Dream Man twirling a piece of Gum stuck between her mouth and her
finger.)
JR: "Trinity what is she doing here?"
B: "Someone had to make this match a little more exciting!"
(As Dream Man Continuest to watch Trinity Pops attention also shifts to her
and begins to tell her to leave the ring area...)
Pops: "Get out of here I forgot my Nitro Pills backstage you trying to kill
me you little tart?"
(Weaver suddenly attacks Dream man from behind stunning Dream Man enough to
allow him to set him up for his Death Valley Driver... Weaver executes the move and goes for the pin as Pops attention again returns to the match...)
JR: "Goodnight, Goodnight Dream Man Pleasant Dreams...."
B: "You've been waiting all night to say that havent you?"
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DING DING DING
The Mic: "Ladies and Gentleman here are your winners The Infamous One Mack
Weaver and Rizzo..."
(The Camera searches around the ring area for Rizzo but does not find him or
Magnum suddenly the Jumbo Tron shows them still brawling in the backstage area exchanging blows until they are seperated by IEW officials and the
event staff. As Weaver begins to walk backstage he is greated by Morris Foxx who stands ontop of the ramp and looks past Weaver into the ring at a
stunned Dream man Foxx runs past Weaver and slides into the ring and begins to attack the already beaten Dream Man. Foxx continues the attack for a
couple minutes and finally ends it and asks for a mic.)
JR: "Whats he doing down here?"
Foxx: "So Dream man, I bet i've been haunting your dreams for the entire
week.. I bet you also wanted to get your hands on me as well.. Well next week is your big week.. You can
finally get what you want.. This is a challenge for a cage match on next weeks Mayhem.. If you're man enough,
you will accept but if you're pansy you'll act like this attack never happened.. See you next week on Mayhem..
Until then CIAO!!
JR: Morris Foxx has challenged Dream Man to a cage match next week!!! Do you think he'll accept?
B: As little as Dream Man has wrestled since Magnum won the World Title, I think Dream Man would even accept a lingerie match if it was offered to him.
JR: Well fans thats all the time we have for this week. See you next week as we cross borders into Pakistan. This is Jimmy Rollins with my partner Brutus wishing you all a good night from all of us in the IEW.
B-screaming: GOODNIGHT!!!
[End Transmission.]