Ascention Denied

[The scene opens inside the arena as pyros shoot off from everywhere lighting the place up with a spectacular light show. Cameras pan around the crowd picking up signs that read "Viva La Pina", "Die French Die", "Open The Dør To Exteme!!", "Listen To Walker Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!!!", and "Welcome To The Assylum!!!". The scene then pans around to the announcer's table as Jimmy Rollins and Brutus kick off the night's action.]

JR: Good evening fans and welcome to Ascention Denied. Tonight promises to be exciting as the IEW will attempt to unify all of the titles that will be brought to the ring this evening to once again restore order.

B: And lets not forget to mention the newest up and comer, X, is in competition tonight as well facing off against former IEW Tag Team Champions, The Dream Team.

JR: But before we get to that, lets to go The Mic in the ring with the first match of the evening.

Mic: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is the first match in the T-Volution invitational tournament. Entering first, being accompanied by Sammy Jo, he hails from England and weighing in at 220 pounds. Here is C-J DUDE!

*The lights dim, and "Whiskey In The Jar" by Metallica plays as C-J walks to the ring with blue and red lights flashing all over the place, slapping the Fans hands. He enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckles to salute and poses for the fans. Sammy follows him to the ring and then just stands to the side of the ring, as many cat calls are heard throughout the arena.*

JR: …Well, that sure is quite a … entrance for C-J’s manager. What do you think Brutus? Brutus?

*Looks over to see Brutus bug eyed with mouth open and tongue hanging out. JR sighs.*

JR: Well for once Brutus you're speechless.

Mic: Entering next, he is the Beastly Squad’s Prep Hunter As Trainee and he weighs in at 238 pounds. Here is VIPER!

*"Welcome to the Jungle" By Guns n' Roses plays as Viper walks down the ramp with his sledgehammer which has a carved Viper head in the handle. When walking down the ramp Viper beats his hammer on the ground once, sparks shot up, hits the hammer on the ramp another time, sparks shot out, and the 3rd time sparks shot up again.*

JR: Well Viper has definitely shown some improvement since aligning himself with the current tag team champions.

B: Well you know that they may not be tag team champions much longer after tonight.

JR: Welcome back, Brutus. Yes with that triple threat tag team match that they are involved in against the former renegade champs, the Directors, and the renegade champs, Team France.

DING! DING! DING!

*Viper and CD circle each other and lock up where Viper executes a DDT. CD grabs his head and rolls on the mat. Viper picks him up and whips him off the ropes. CD comes back and hits a drop kick. Viper gets up and looks at SJ cheering on CD and Viper, then runs at CD. CD then kicks Viper in the gut and nails a stunner. CD then locks in a STF.*

JR: Man Breaker! And Viper is refusing to tap.

B: All I know is that Sammy Jo sure has a nice rack and caboose.

JR: Its comments like that, that made you get divorced in the first place, the second time AND third time.

B: Ah shut it Jimmi. I don’t need to hear this, let’s just get back to the match.

*CD looks at SJ then releases the hold. SJ looks back at him and Viper attacks from behind nailing a German suplex. Viper then goes over and locks in a sharpshooter. CD refuses to tap and manages to get to the ropes. Viper lets go. CD then rolls out of the ring as Viper catches his breath by a nearby turnbuckle.*

JR: Well, looks like both men can take a breather now.

B: Yeah, I hope the Directors shut the Beastly Squad up tonight.

JR: Well, you know that if the Directors lose they won’t shut up so I doubt the Beastly Squad will because they bounce back from things that happen to them. It tends to be that way.

B: Yeah. Well looks like C-J is talking to Sammy Jo.

*1…

CD gets up and stumbles over to SJ.

2…

CD and SJ talk a little

3…

SJ slowly nods and heads up the ramp.

4…

CD then slides back into the ring*

B: YO! WHAT THE….SAMMY JO COME BACK!

JR: In my opinion, C-J Dude made the right call getting rid of distractions so he can completely focus in this match.

B: So who do you think that mystery guest Lion was talking to is?

JR: I honestly don’t know. We may find out later tonight if we’re lucky. Now let’s get back to the action.

*Viper and CD exchange various blows as CD then kicks viper in the gut. And sets him up for a suplex.*

JR: Looks like C-J is going for three vertical suplexes.

B: Man, I wish Sammy was here.

JR: ….

*CD then hits one suplex and as he gets back up Viper immediately hits a suplex of his own. Viper gets back up only for CD to execute another suplex. CD gets up and yet Viper hits another suplex. When Viper gets up both men are fighting not to get another suplex on them.*

JR: OH MY! Viper is going for the three bites and C-J is going for the three vertical suplexes. Both do not want that third suplexes to be executed.

B: Well someone better do something before I fall asleep.

*CD stomps on Vipers foot and hits a third suplex. CD then heads for the turnbuckle.*

JR: Well three vertical suplexes it is and looks like it might be time for the SSP.

B: Might be near the end of the match.

*CD reaches the top and executes a shooting star press. Viper rolls out of the way at last minute and CD lands on his chest. Viper gets to his feet and backs up and eggs CD to get up.*

JR: the SSP has failed and looks like it could be The Strike.

B: Yeah well this match might soon be over. The other matches are what I’m REALLY looking forward to. I’m basically here because of the fact that I’m getting paid.

JR: Well, I disagree with you. I like seeing what these superstars are willing to do to get a spot to be accepted by others and earn title shots. Even eventually win titles.

B: You would.

JR: OH SHUT UP BRUTUS!

*CD turns and receives a huge spear from Viper.*

JR: Viper just struck C-J Dude.

B: Do you think we’ll need the medical team to inject C-J Dude with some anti- venom?

JR: I highly doubt it Brutus.

*Viper picks CD up only to have CD kick him in the gut and go for the Exasko(DVD). Viper quickly wiggles out of the move and executes a judgement slam.*

JR: VIPER BITE! Right when you thought C-J was going to go for his Exasko, Viper just slithered out of the move and nails his new finisher, The Viper Bite.

*The Ref goes for the count.*

1…

2…

3…

DING! DING! DING!

JR: Viper just won the first match. What an impressive win by Viper

B: I have to admit the kid has some skills.

JR: Well next in T-Volution Invitational competition we will have Disco Sombrero vs Lamont Jackson, but first we're going to find out just who will walk away the Unified TV Champion.

B: Oh this ought to be interesting, we've just been informed that Matt Rison has turned this into a fruit juicer on a pole match. I sure hope the Pineapple can pull this one out.

The Mic: The following contest is a juicer on a pole match and it is for the IEW Television Title. Coming to the ring first he hails from a farm somewhere in the tropics and he weighs in at 16 pounds. He is the first non-human championship fruit in wrestling history, the Renegade TV Champion... The PINEAPPLE!!!

[Tropical music plays as a red carpet unrolls itself down the ramp. The camera men come out of the back area through the curtain butt-first taking pictures. They continue walking backwards down the ramp as Ray Clement walks through the curtains surrounded by 4 dazzlingly hot youthful women in bikinis, and in his hands is a red pillow with the TV Champion pineapple resting on it. The two bikini girls in front are holding the Renegade TV Title across the front as if they were leading a marching band.]

The Mic: And his opponent hails from Ottawa, Ontario Canada and he weighs in at 245 pounds. He is the official IEW Television Champion. Thunder Cat!

["Hunger" by Kick Axe starts up... and pyros go off (Goldberg's pyro). When the first verse starts up, the Thunder Cat explodes onto the ramp (like Mysterio). Walks down to the ring and jumps from floor to apron. Enters the ring (like Macho Man) and stands in the corner facing across the ring.]

Jimmy: Here we go, time to find out just how good of a champion a flippin Pineapple can be.

Brutus: He's been a better champ than Lion-O!

*The ref calls for the ball. TC walks over to the pineapple and he kicks it over. Cat turns towards the pole and he walks towards it. Cat looks up at the juicer and he begins his ascent.*

Jimmy: This might be the shortest title match in IEW history.

*Half way up the pole the lights dim, and an orange glow shines from the aisle way. The song "Black Winter Nights" by Dragon Force plays. Bengal Supreme emerges with a sword in hand. He runs down to the ring and he lifts up the pineapple. Before Cat can get down the pole to stop him, Bengal throws the pineapple in the air and slices it in half.*

Brutus: So much for the Renegade Champion.

*Bengal discards the sword and he and Cat meet in the middle of the ring. Cat and Bengal lands lefts and rights at regular intervals. Cat gets the upper hand and he whips Bengal into the ropes. Bengal ducks a clothesline and he bounces back with a flying forearm smash. Bengal lifts Cat up and he lands a series of martial arts kicks to the midsection. Bengal lifts Cat up for a suplex but TC blocks it. Thunder Cat takes Bengal down with a hanging vertical suplex.*

Brutus: We wouldn't normally see that kind of power from Thunder Cat, but he has a 60 pound advantage over Bengal.

*Bengal gets back to his feet and TC lands a well placed dropkick. Bengal stumbles into the corner and Cat follows. Cat lands a couple of hard chops to the chest. TC whips Bengal into the opposite corner. Cat charges but Bengal gets his foot up. Bengal quickly pulls himself up to the middle rope and he takes Cat down with a 2nd rope double axe handle. Cat gets up and Bengal executes a snapmare. Bengal bounces off the ropes and he hits TC from behind with a somersault neckbreaker (think Mr. Perfect). Bengal picks Cat up off his feet and he throws TC down with a scoop slam. Bengal bounces off the ropes and he nails Cat with a running elbow. Bengal gets down on the mat and he puts TC in a side headlock. Cat, being the bigger man, muscles his way back onto his feet. Cat lifts Bengal up and he executes a belly to back suplex.*

Jimmy: I don't think either of these guys could get offended if you called them pussies.

Brutus: Technically, no they couldn't.

*Cat gets up and he stomps away at Bengal. TC lifts Bengal to his feet and he lands a hard kick to the gut. Bengal gets slammed to the mat with a gutwrench suplex. Cat lifts Bengal back up and he hits a series of hard right hands. Cat whips Bengal into the ropes and TC takes Bengal down with a back body drop. Bengal gets back up only to be leveled by a clothesline from Thunder Cat. Cat picks Bengal up off the mat and he nails a backbreaker. TC stands up and he makes his way towards the pole. Cat starts to climb as Bengal gets to his feet. Bengal rushes over to the pole and he lands a hard clubbing forearm to Cat's back. Bengal climbs on the turnbuckles and he gets under Cat. Bengal grabs a hold of Cat's legs and he takes TC down with an electric chair drop off the top rope. Both men are down.*

Jimmy: What a move by Bengal Supreme. Now he's got to capitalize on in otherwise it was a wasted effort.

*Bengal gets to his feet and he stomps away on Cat. Bengal grabs Cat and he slaps on a bow and arrow submission.*

Brutus: I hope he realizes he's got to use the juicer to win.

Jimmy: He's wearing Cat down so he can't stop him from getting the juicer, idiot.

*Bengal applies the pressure as Cat starts to fade. Bengal lets go and he kicks Cat in the ribs for good measure. Bengal makes his way to the corner and he begins to climb up the pole. He slips a little bit down, then he starts back up. Cat gets to his feet and he shakes out the cobwebs. Cat sees Bengal reaching for the juicer and he rushes over. Cat climbs up the pole and he reaches Bengal's level. Cat lands a couple of hard right hands. Bengal sways back but then he comes back with a hard punch of his own. Bengal grabs Cat's head and he slams it into the pole. Bengal tries again, but Cat blocks it. Cat kicks Bengal in the gut and he slides down the pole. Cat tries to climb up but Bengal grabs his leg/ Bengal drags Cat down the pole. Cat hits a couple of hard rights and then he takes Bengal down with a facebuster off the pole. Both men lie still on the mat.*

Jimmy: Both of these men are taking one hell of a beating.

Brutus: Thunder Cat didn't bargain on having this tough of a match, that's for sure.

*Cat gets to his feet after a good 15 seconds and he leans on the ropes to gather himself. Bengal starts to get to his hands and knees but Cat kicks him hard in the ribs. Cat picks Bengal up and he whips him into the rope. Cat nails Bengal with a knee to the breadbasket. Cat picks Bengal up but Bengal pokes Cat in the eye. Bengal bounces off the ropes but Cat catches him and nails a big powerslam. Cat gets up and he drops a leg across Bengal's throat. Cat stands up and he picks Bengal up. Cat drops Bengal to the mat with a side Russian legsweep. Cat gets up and he goes to the corner with the pole. Cat climbs up but he has difficulty keeping his grip. Cat slowly goes up the pole, but on the mat Bengal comes to. Bengal gets to his feet and he sees Cat getting close to the juicer. Bengal rushes to the corner and he climbs up. Cat reaches the top of the pole and he stretches out to grab the juicer. Bengal gets up to the top and he rakes Cat's face. Bengal kicks Cat off the pole. Bengal swings around to the other side of the pole and he begins to reach for the juicer. Cat gets back up and he climbs back up onto the pole. He gets to the top of the pole. Both men put their hands on the juicer. As they try to wrestle the juicer away from each other, the pole snaps and both men and juicer go crashing to the mat.*

Brutus: Hey, I thought those things were weight tested.

Jimmy: I guess they weren't counting on two guys climbing up it at the same time.

*Both men take their time getting to their feet. Cat charges at Bengal but he's taken down by a legsweep by Bengal. Bengal grabs Cat's leg and he applies a half crab. Cat tries to reach of the juicer but Bengal pulls back more on the leg. Bengal lets go and then he puts Cat in a reverse chinlock. Bengal pulls back and he tries to rip Cat's head of his shoulders. Bengal lets go and TC slumps down on the mat. Bengal slaps Cat a few times in the back of the head to add insult to injury. Bengal walks over to the juicer and he picks it up. Bengal stands ready, waiting for Cat to stand up. When he does Bengal charges at him, juicer in hand. Out of nowhere TC destroys Bengal with a superkick. Bengal and the juicer go flying out of the ring.*

Brutus: Good god, I thought this one was over.

Jimmy: Bengal Supreme almost stole this match from Thunder Cat.

*Cat takes a moment to recover before climbing out of the ring. Cat bends over to pick Bengal; up, but Bengal grabs his tights and throws him head first into the steel steps. Bengal rises slowly to his feet. Bengal walks over to TC and he lays the boots to his midsection. Bengal lifts Cat up and he slams him on the hard concrete floor. Bengal rolls cat over onto his stomach and he slaps on a Boston crab.*

Brutus: How many more submissions is this guy going to do before he realizes they aren't working.

Jimmy: You really don't understand why he's doing that, do you?

Brutus: No.

Jimmy: It's like the jab in boxing. You use it to slow down and weaken your opponent, softening him up for the final knockout blow.

Brutus: Um... ok.

*Bengal applies more pressure to Thunder Cat's back. TC scream in pain, but soon his screams fall silent as he slips into unconsciousness. Bengal lets go and he walks over to where the juicer is. He throws the juicer into the ring and then he walks back over to Cat. Bengal lifts the limp Thunder Cat up and he rolls him into the ring. Bengal bends over and he picks up one of the halves of the sliced pineapple. Bengal climbs into the ring and he sits the pineapple half onto the top turnbuckle. Bengal picks the juicer up and he nails Cat in the head with it just as he stands up. Bengal takes the pineapple half and he places it on top of Thunder Cat. The ref counts.*

1...

2..

3!!

Jimmy: I don't believe it. Bengal Supreme just helped the Pineapple with the TV Title reunification match. The IEW has gone to hell.

Brutus: Hey, Thunder Cat should've been prepared for all possibilities.

The Mic: The winner of this match and now the OFFICIAL IEW Television Champion.. Pineapple!

[Bengal Supreme holds the pineapple up in his right hand, and the fruit juicer up in his left, both above his head.]

JR: I can't stand to look at this anymore.

[Bengal Supreme then takes the pineapple and shoves it in the fruit juicer breaking the machine, but not before spilling a good portion of its contents out onto Thunder Cat.]

B: My God!!! He just murdered a defenseless champion!!!

JR: Yep, and not hes walking out with the unified belt.

B: What could Mackie be thinking?

JR: Who says it is Mackie? It could be one of his lackies running the assylum now.

B: Speaking about the assylum, lets hurry up and get this next match out of the way. I just can't wait to see who is going to walk out of that match the champion.

[Ray Clement is seen backstage with microphone in hand, beside him, The Directors.]

Ray Clement: Hello, I’m Ray Clement and beside me are one of the best tag teams the IEW has ever seen, The Directors. Soon, they will have to face not only the IEW Renegade Tag Team Champions, Team France, but also the IEW Recognized tag team champions, The Beastly Squad in a triple threat tag team title unification match. You thoughts?

Johnny: This upcoming match will be very important to us. Not only to us, but to the entire Tag Team world. The three top tag teams will be battling each other, in this final war. This final battle will finally settle it all, who is the best tag team ever? I’ll answer you that question Ray, The Directors. And to make it all better, we’ll defeat The Beastly Squad, fair and square, so they won’t have the right to complain that they lost.

Tommy: Finally, we’ll get to shut them up. What Johnny said is right, we won’t cheat to win this tag team unification match. The Directors will become six time tag team champions, and that is the truth. Hail Director-ism!

[The Directors then walk away as Ray nods.]

Ray Clement: You heard it live from them, back to you!

[The scene goes back to ringside.]

DING DING DING

JR: Here it is, Round one, T-Volution Invitational. Disco Sombrero to face off against Primetime, Lamont Jackson.

B: This will be the shortest match here at Ascention Denied.

JR: Oh come on, don't be so harsh.

*The arena goes pitch black, and eventually, the fans are shocked when "staying Alive" hits the speakers, and Disco Sombrero comes out of the backstage area, performing disco moves long thought dead. A disco ball comes down from the ceiling while the ramp starts to shine bright colors into the crowd. He continues down the ramp to the fans delight, and by the time he enters the ring, the fans are either cheering loudly, or booing while throwing everything in reach at him. He enters the ring, climbs the turn buckle, and does more disco, to the delight (and dismay) of the fans. The disco ball goes back up, and Disco prepares to fight*

MIC: Introducing from Mexico, weighing in at 220 Pounds, DISCO SOMBRERO!!!!!!!!!

JR: Disco Sombrero is my early pick to win this whole thing.

B: Is that so. He is my pick to get his ass handed to him by LaMont Jackson.

JR: I would have never guessed.

*LaMont stares down Disco, who Stares..............then busts some disco. Lamont runs at him, But Disco runs out of the ring, jumping the barrier to dance with the fans.*

JR: This man is a crowd pleaser.

B: Yes he is, but the ref's count is at 7.

*Disco finally realizes it is going to be a count out a runs back in. However, Lamont had it scouted perfectly and kicks him in the gut, preparing for his signature move, the Drive By.*

JR: Here it is, Disco's night ends early............wait!

*Disco managed to reverse the Drive By into a back suplex. Then he runs to the ropes, jumps up on them, and comes back to LJ, hitting him and rolling him up at the same time.*

Ref:

1............

2...............

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MIC: Here is your winner, DISCO SOMBRERO!!!!!

JR: Disco again showing promise.

B: Yeah, yeah...............GO VIPER!!!!!

JR: Mic sure is in a hurry for something. He's already in the ring ready to make the next announcements.

B: Well, its time for the Extreme Title Unification Match and just like that sign in the crowd said earlier, Downfall is going to open the Dør to hardcøre!!

The Mic: Introducing first, from Chicago Illinois, he weighs in at 228 pounds, he is the recognized IEW EXTREME CHAMPION... DOOOOWNFALLL!!!

“Load up on guns and Bring your friends It's fun to lose And to pretend She's over bored and self assured Oh no, I know a dirty word “

(The lights go out, as the opening notes to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana fade onto the PA. Downfall steps onto the stage, facing the IEW-Tron. He assumes a reverse-Raven pose, arms held out on either side, head leaned back, and he screams something to the crowd. Then, he spins around to face the ring, as the rest of the Inner Circle joins him.)

“hello, hello, hello, how low? hello, hello, hello, how low? With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto, an albino A mosquito, my libido”

JR: Downfall brought the entire crew! That's not fair! Dor's alone!

(Michelle, in front of Downfall, rubs his chest. Redd Dogg to the left, does a slight Crip walk dance. Jason Twisted, on the right, points and screams to the audience (a la Edge). In the back, Hightower raises his hand (like the Big Show). In the middle, Downfall raises his arms into a crossed wrist "X" symbol. When his wrists touch, sparks shoot 15 feet from the stage.)

“And I forget Just what it takes And yet I guess it makes me smile I found it hard Its hard to find Oh well, whatever, never mind “

(Downfall and the Inner Circle make their way to the ring, Downfall lets Michelle in first. She gets in the typical woman way, to the delight of the males in the audience.)

The Mic: Introducing next he is the Referee for this bout he is the IEW Commissioner Marcus “Chaos” McLarkin

*The lights faintly dim into complete darkness as eerie chamber music plays, grey smokes emanates from everywhere .The giant video screen lights up with a huge fireball rips through Earth, suddenly the lights brightly flash on "Better To Reign in Hell" by Cradle of Filth hits the speakers as a 6'10" man wearing a Referee Shirt Gucci watch and $1,000 shoes. Marcus walks to the ring, one scar on the left side of his face from his mid-fore head to down around his left ear, one from his right ear to his chin and various smaller scars litter his face, one across his nose and smaller about his forehead and chin and large deep scars over his body. Marcus walks to the ring deep in though he is carrying a chair in his right hand a chain wrapped around his body commando style and a duffel bag, as he nears the ring he tosses in the duffel bag and chair, he shrugs through Jason Twisted , Redd Dogg and Hightower nearly knocking him off his feet staring Downfall right in the eyes.

The Mic: and Introducing his opponent weighting in at 155 pounds he is the Renegade IEW Extreme Champion……Dør !!!

*Dør staggers out to the aisle way as 'Nebel' by Rammstein plays softly. Dør explores those near by with an animal like curiosity. As he enters the ring, he makes loud clicks to the crowd, and surveys all that he has stolen from the crowd as he passed through. His entrance video is of a long thin white room, where he watches with interest as he is filmed clicking and skulking.*

(Marcus drops the chain in the ring and collects the two Championships he shows them to both man before calling to the bell)

Ding!!! Ding !!!!

* Dør and Downfall square off, like a firecracker they lock up Downfall easily over powers the much smaller Dør forcing him onto his knees, Downfall quickly release his grip sending his right elbow into the face of Dør , he takes shot after shot. Dør is finally able to use Downfall own momentum and force him out of the ring through the second rope. Dør notices the steel chair that Marcus has brought in earlier , he grabs it and slides out of the ring*

BB: Wait there has Downfall gone?

JR: He is hiding like a little coward!

* Dør walks around to the side of the ring, he has the chair raised above his head ready to strike but noticing Downfall isn’t around, from behind Jason Twisted pushes Dør into the ring apron as he does the chair bounces of the chest and face of Dør he hit’s the floor hard with the chair resting across his chest. Downfall emerges from under the ring wielding a sledgehammer*

JR: What is he doing? that’s not a legal weapon!

BB: He is going to shut Dør up once and for all!

* From the Ring Marcus grabs the sledge out of Downfalls grasp, Hightower comes into the ring from behind Marcus and spins him around to argue with him, outside Redd Dogg hops onto the steps, he jumps landing on leg onto the chair resting on Dør’s chest. Downfall, Twisted and Dogg proceed with a three way stomping on the downed man, back in the ring Marcus forces Hightower to the back warning him if he returns there will be trouble.*

BB: Come on this isn’t fair…..

JR: Your right three on 1 isn’t fair, Dør doesn’t have a fighting chance!

BB: Who cares about Dør I was talking about Hightower!

* Hightower makes his way up the ramp and out of site, he turns to see Downfall rolling Dør into the ring, he grabs a chair slide into the ring by Dogg, he proceeds to bash the life out of Dør, on the forth swing down Dør kicks his feet up blasting the chair back into Downfalls face, Dør rolls onto Downfall for a pin*

Marcus!!

One…..

Two…..

Three….

Fou (Downfall kicks out)

* Dør lifts Downfall to his feet kicking him in the ribs on the way up, he quickly raises Downfall up by the chin and begins sending a mild string of chops into Downfalls chest beating him back into a turnbuckle before turning the chops into hard rights, Downfall falls to a sitting position resting his back against the turnbuckle. Dør grabs the nearby chair and heads the opposing turnbuckle setting himself for a diving chair attack as he is about to stride forward he is caught by the ankle by Twisted, who then sweeps him off his feet Dør lands on the chair face first, Marcus notices this and head to that side of the ring to scald Twisted about there tactics as he does so Michelle hands Downfall a hammer, Dør stumbles to his feet, Downfall rams the hammer into the masked forehead of Dør, a loud thud type noise is heard upon impact, he throws the hammer out of the ring as Marcus turns, Downfall takes the pin*

JR: This is ashame….Dør was in complete control before they ganged up on him!

BB: That is life Jimmy…This is Extreme and that’s the way it is!

Marcus!

One……..

Two…….

Three…..

Four…..

Fi (Kick Out)

* Downfall helps Dør to his feet he forces him hard into a now exposed turnbuckle thanks to Dogg following through with a short arm close line. Downfall then whips Dør across the ring into yet another turnbuckle and follows that through with a spear. Twisted and Dogg slide a ladder into the ring along with a few chairs. Downfall sets the ladder up as Dogg and Twisted set a table up outside. Downfall lifts Dør to his feet with surprise he is met in the face with Dør’s fist wrapped with the chain. Dør scales the ladder as he gets to the top he looks down. Without haste he jumps off landing a straight leg drop across Downfalls neck, Dor lifts Downfall up who is know bleeding from the mouth, he kicks him in the gut and sets him for a power bomb*

JR: What is he doing, Downfall is to big!

BB: I have seen even stranger thing happen!

* Dør slightly lifts Downfall from the mat, he drops him hard with a piledriver. Dør lets out a loud clicking sound as Twisted jumps onto the apron. Dør takes to the ropes hitting Twisted off with a springboard dropkick. Downfall meets Dør in the center of the ring, they battle it out with rights and lefts, Downfall drops Dør with a surprise big boot, then lifts him into a powerbomb as he swings downward Dør latches onto Downfalls head hitting a face buster into a pin *

Marcus!

One……..

Two……..

Three..(Kick Out)

JR: This match is just starting to heat up!

BB: Both men refuse to give up the chance to become the Undisputed Extreme Champion!

* Downfall struggles up pushing Dør clean across the ring, Downfall slides grabbing the chain, he whips it towards Dør missing the first shot and connecting with the second across the face and chest on the third Dør catches the chain and a tug of war begins, Downfall grows tired of this game and pulls Dør into a super kick. Downfall wraps the chain tighter around Dør’s arm. Downfall begins dragging Dør up the ladder.*

JR: His arm is going to come out the socket!

BB: Downfall is finally teaching this no goodie the way of Extreme!

*At the top of the ladder, Downfall locks him in a Dark Backward submission, Dør lets out a strange noise as he tries to break free

JR: My GOD! The Dark Backward, on top of the ladder! Now I've seen everything!

BB: This isn’t submission I hope Downfall remembers this!

* Marcus at this point is making gestures to Michelle to flash him. Downfall notices this and yells down to Twisted. Twisted enters the ring with the sledge aimed for Marcus side steps Twisted who runs into the ladder causing it to tip Dør goes through the table on the outside as Downfall gets guillotined on the top rope. Marcus ejects Twisted from the ring area for trying to assault him*

JR: Now get Redd out of the there!

BB: Redd isn’t doing anything wrong!

JR: This should be fair!

BB: This is Extreme, Everything is fair!

* Inside the ring Downfall is trying to catch his breath again as Marcus checks on Dør who is laying semi-conscious on the fragmented table. Downfall has the duffel bag that Marcus has brought in ring before the match he opens it up and dumps thousands of tacks onto the mat, he rolls out of the ring and digs around underneath and reveals a fresh box of florescent bulbs and smaller boxes of standard bulbs and he begins dumping them out as Dør scales the turnbuckle with wood pieces sticking out his attire and body and jumps off towards Downfall who notices this and catches him and lifts him onto his shoulders, Dør struggles out of it as Downfalls tries to regain control Dør rolls it into a Double Rotation Tilta whirl DDT which Downfall reverse into a power slam onto the tacks. Downfalls lifts Dør up by the neck both men bleeding from various puncture holes from the tacks. Downfall spits in the face of Dor , then tells him how pathetic he is then forcefully shoves Dor into the tacks once again*

BB: Finish him off!

JR: What a total disrespect!

*Dør gets to his feet, Downfall has a Florescent bulb waiting. Dør is smashed with the bulb to the mat, and hits hard, Downfall still doesn’t looked pleased and repeatedly smashes Dor with Florescent bulb after bulb each time he tries to stand each time hitting the ground being stuck with more and more tacks. Downfall grabs the ladder and slams it off the back of the Dor, he places Dor between the ladder and slams it down several times then exit’s the ring revealing two more extra bags of standard bulbs he pours them all over Dor and also the ones laying over the ring. Redd enters the ring with yet another ladder, Marcus lets Redd set it up, Downfall climbs the ladder with a chair. At the top of ladder Downfall lets out a yell and jumps off using the chair like a magic carpet landing on the ladder sandwiched Dor, a loud cracking sound his heard throughout the arena, Downfall lays holding his lower back and ass and Dor lays motionless between the ladder *

Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

*Downfall pulls Dør up, Dør lifts his mask just the slightest and vomits a red fluid that looks like Tandoori Masala, right in Downfall's face! Downfall stumbles back, and tries to wipe his eyes clean to finish off Dør he is hit right in the face with a florescent bulb. Dor rolls out of the ring bloody with wood and tacks and shards of glass through out his body*

(Marcus has a disturbing smile on his face)

BB: It's reached a point that any man can win!

JR: Yeah, but only one!

* Michelle tries to distract Dor by flashing him, Dor grabs Michelle by the face and forces her to the floor, he reveals a Skull Cage and slides back into the ring. Marcus is still amazed with the blood pouring out of each man face. The dazed and bloody Downfall waddles about the ring now blinded by red liquid and his own blood, Marcus snaps out of his daze just in time to grab the skull cage from the hands of Dor, they begin struggling Marcus rips the skull cage out of Dors hands the push forces Dor into Downfall who feeling around like a blinded man without cane he feels the attire of Dor and rolls him into a school boy and grabs the bottom rope. Redd grabs Dors leg and holds it down into a very tight pin*

JR: Oh No!!

BB: LOL!!!

Marcus!

One!!!!

Two!!!

Three!!!

Four!!!

Five!!!

(Marcus calls for the bell)

DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!!

The Mic: Winner of this match and now the UNDISPUTED IEW EXTREME CHAMPION!!!! DOWNFALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Marcus grabs the both Extreme Championships and slides back into the ring and places them over his shoulder, Redd Dogg is helping Downfall up, Marcus helps join in helping Downfall up and then raises his hand in victory he places both belts around Downfalls waist then begins clapping. Redd helps Downfall out of the ring they wait at the bottom of the ramp. Hightower and Twisted come back down they begin to raise Downfall up on there shoulders. Marcus rolls to the outside to check on Michelle.*

BB: What a very impressive matchup!

JR: In my book, Downfall still hasn’t proven himself!

* Marcus helps Michelle up the ramp way when suddenly Dor with a screeching noise come flying with a suicide assault landing on gathering at the bottom of the ramp way as everyone is laid out at the bottom of the ramp. Dor stands and runs of the ramp towards the back stomping at the stage with his arms in the air*

(Everyone begins to stand by the ring all looking enraged Marcus is last to stand holding his neck with a besmirched look on his face)

[The camera backstage shows inside of Mo Bad's locker room. The camera pans up slightly to see a tile in the ceiling move slightly and then see Dragon's head pop out and then slink back into the ceiling to only see him drop down, in his leather ninja costume, behind Mo'.]

CB: Hey! It's that jive turkey muthafucka!

JJ: Yeah, watch out, Mo!

[Mo turns around and Dragon stands there still in his attack stance and Mo goes to punch Dragon but Dragon gives a small smile and then ducks under the punch and grabs his collarbone and then moves in behind him and into a choke hold. Then Dragon kicks Mo's thighs to bring him down and finishes off with a swift but hard elbow attack to Mo's forehead and he passes out.]

JR: This should be interesting, the team of X and Warpath taking on former tag team champions Dream Team.

Announcer: Introducing first... from parts unknown, he weighs in at 249 pounds... X.

("Machine" by Static X begins to pound through the PA system. Right as the chorus begins to play, X walks out with his head bowed. He gently looks over the crowd through his mask and shakes his head. He bows his head once more and slowly goes to the ring. At the turnbuckle he looks over the crowd and takes off the loose robe and noose that hung around his neck. X enters the ring and awaits for his opponent.)

Brutus: What the hell kinda name is "X"?

JR: What the hell kinda name is Brutus?

Brutus: It's... it's a cool name.

Announcer: And his partner, from Detroit Michigan, he weighs in at 275 pounds, the former IEA Wrecking Machine... WAAAARPATH!!!

(The lights go out. Now on the titantron, in big blue bold letters on a black screen reads, When two worlds collide, then shown on the screen is a nuclear war taking place. The screen goes back to black where in big blue bold letters reads, when earth shadowing natural disasters wipe out half of humanity, now shown is a clip of of an earthquake destroying a whole city. The screen black again reads in big blue bold letters, when the seas dry out, now a clip shows a dried out land with dead fish, and sea weed along with littered trash everywhere. The screen goes black once more and reads when monsters are born, a clip of a godzilla movie is shown, showing Godzilla destroying Tokyo. The screen goes black again. In big red blood droppy letters it reads A WARPATH IS RESURECTED. Pyros expload as "Enter Sandman" by Metallica hits the p.a. and Warpath comes out and nods to the crowd. He has intensity written all over his face as he slides into the ring and throws his arms up with a monstrous roar to the crowd. The lights come on as he readys himself in a corner. )

JR: Warpath looks focused and ready tonight.

Brutus: He'd better be ready. The Dream Team is no joke.

JR: Why do you say that?

Brutus (shouts to the back): Hey, guys, I said it, when are you going to pay me?

(The arena goes black as "Kashmir" by Led Zepplin starts up. Fog starts to come out of the entranceway and silver lights light up the entrance as Magnum and Dream Man makes their way out from behind the curtain. They walk slowly and calmly down to the ring. He gets to the ring and stands there staring at his opponent. After a few seconds, Magnum steps onto the ring, grabs the top rope, puts his right leg on the apron and steps up and over the top rope. He climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arms. He steps back and walks to the corner.)

Announcer: Annnnd their opponents, they weigh in at a combined weight of 568 pounds... Magnum and Dream Man... they are the DREEEEEAM TEEEEAM!!!

Brutus: See? Here come our resident ass-kickers!

JR: How much did they pay you?

(Warpath and Magnum are the first to lock up as Dream Man and X go to their respective corners. Warpath gets in some knees to the gut of Magnum, and pounds his back with several clubbing blows. Magnum fights back, punching Warpath in the face. He whips Warpath to the ropes, but Warpath takes him down with a hard shoulder block. Warpath runs off the ropes and lands an elbow drop across the chest of Magnum, followed by a second elbow. Then he drags Magnum over to his corner and tags in X.)

JR: Warpath and X are taking it to Magnum in the early going of this match.

(Magnum gets to his feet, and is shoved into the corner by X. Warpath chokes Magnum with the tag rope, as X lays into his stomach with stiff rights. The ref Balls Brukowski starts the 5-count for DQ, but Warpath lets go at the count of 4. X continues to stomp Magnum. Then, he tags Warpath back in.)

JR: That's not right, first Warpath chokes him with the rope, and now this!

Brutus: Life isn't fair, JR. You know that.

(Warpath drops Magnum with a stiff DDT, then floats over for a cover. Balls counts.)

1..

2... No.

JR: Too early.

Brutus: Way too early. Warpath should know that.

JR: Your resident ass-kickers are getting their asses kicked so far.

Brutus: ...Shut up...

(Warpath, smiling confidently now, walks over to Magnum's legs and applies a painful ankle and leglock, really sinking it in. Magnum screams in pain. Balls asks if he gives up, but Magnum screams "NO!!")

JR: Warpath 101 by, um... Warpath!

(With Warpath still holding on to his ankle, Magnum crawls desparately to his corner. Dream Man is hanging into the ring, trying to get the tag. But Warpath pulls Magnum back into the center of the ring. Magnum screams, and crawls desparately to the ropes. He can't reach for a second, then he jumps for them and grabs hold of the bottom rope, forcing Warpath to break the hold.)

JR: Good one! But the damage may have been done.

(Warpath drags Magnum back to his corner, where he tags in X. Then, X catapults himself over the top rope, and lands a leg drop across the throat of Magnum. He crawls into the cover.)

1...

2.. No, Magnum kicks out with authority.

Brutus: Impressive display by Magnum, but it's only a matter of time.

JR: Magnum has been isolated from his partner Dream Man.

Brutus: Gee, you think?

(Magnum tries to crawl back to his corner, but X cuts him off, running off the ropes and dropkicking him in the face. Then, X applies a front headlock. Again Balls asks if he gives up, but Magnum refuses. Magnum fights to his feet slowly, with X still holding the submission on. Then, Magnum charges, and slams X into the turnbuckle. X won't let go, so Magnum rams him into the turnbuckle again. Finally, on the third attempt, X falls off.)

JR: Very impressive counter by Magnum.

(Magnum, still struggling to breathe, gets to his feet, but turns around into a textbook standing dropkick from X. Then, X climbs to the top turnbuckle, and flies off, nailing the off-balance Magnum with a flying hurricanrana.)

JR: What a maneuver!

(X tags in Warpath. Warpath lays the boots to Magnum, then picks him up and lands a devastating spinebuster, laying Magnum out. Then Warpath again lifts Magnum to his feet, and in a display of power, lifts Magnum vertically across one of his shoulders and hooks his arm around his neck, then he drops to his knees, giving them a very hurtful and painful modified neckbreaker.)

JR: The Detroit Damner! And Magnum is no small man!

Brutus: Jeezus Christ that was awesome.

(Warpath grins, and locks Magnum in a crippler crossface type move, a headlock and armbar combination. Magnum is in pain, but he won't tap.)

JR: The Deathlock!

Brutus: Magnum refuses to give up! What's with this guy!!

(Magnum, in an impressive show of power, lifts Warpath up to his feet. Warpath, still holding on the submission, looks on in disbelief, as Magnum, rising to his feet, turns the Deathlock into a huge sidewalk slam.)

Brutus: HOLY CRAPOLI...!!

JR: You said it! That was a scary display of power from Magnum there.

(Magnum crawls over to his side and tags in Dream Man. However, X is distracting Balls, so he doesn't see the tag. When Balls notices Dream Man trying to come in, he restrains DM, telling him to get back to his corner.)

JR: That's crap!

Brutus: Heh, looks like somebody needs to get his eyes checked.

(Dream Man is going off on Balls screaming and cursing at him. Behind his back Warpath and X are stomping Magnum out, laying the boots to him. Warpath slaps his hands to simulate a tag, and X comes in. X drops Magnum with a reverse facebuster, then locks on a painful cross armbreaker.)

JR: Magnum desperately needs to make a tag.

Brutus: You deserately need some mouthwash. Gingivitis!!

(Magnum refuses to tap. X gives him a few more boots to the small of the back, the locks on a torturous triangle choke submission. Magnum still refuses to give up, and X screams "GIVE UP!!!")

Brutus: What is this guy made of that he won't tap?

(Magnum, the triangle choke still in place, gets to his feet, grabs X by his trunks, and counters the submission with a huge powerbomb. Both men are layed out, as Balls starts a 10-count. 1... 2... 3... both men start to stir... 4... 5... Magnum sits up weakly... 6... 7... X gets up as Magum pulls himself to his feet.)

JR: WHAT A MANEUVER!!

Brutus: Yeah, it was impressive, but I think that's all Magnum's got.

(Magnum crawls to his corner and tags in Dream Man. X runs at DM, but he gets a stiff superkick to the face. Warpath runs in, only to receive a kick to the gut, and a Twist of Fate.)

JR: Here comes the fresh man!

Brutus: This has got to be a dream, man!

(Dream Man irish whips X to the ropes, and takes him down with a hard clothesline. Warpath nails DM in the back with a right hand, but then Magnum interrupts him, and clotheslines him. Magnum kicks Warpath in the gut and gives him a stiff Diamond cutter. Dream Man and Magnum throw Warpath out of the ring.)

JR: The former Tag Team Champs are taking it to X and Warpath!!

(Magnum goes back to his corner. Dream Man turns around, right into a T-bone suplex from X. X stomps away at Dream Man, then locks on a key-lock submission. Dream Man fights to his feet, then reverses it into a backdrop.)

JR: Magnum and Dream Man are on fire!

Brutus: We don't need no water, let the...

(Dream Man tags in Magnum. Magnum lifts X to his feet, and drops him on the turbuckle with a Snake Eyes. Then, as X staggers to his feet in pain, Magnum runs off the ropes and nails a huge big boot to the face of X, then drops into the pin.)

JR: Big boot by Magnum! And there's a cover!

1...

2...

3... NO!

(Magnum irish whips X to the corner. X reverses, standing on the turnbuckle for a second before flying back off with a huge moonsault, crashing hard into Magnum.)

JR: And another counter! What a match!

(Magnum fights to his feet. Warpath cuts him off with a clothesline to the back of the head. Warpath also knocks Dream Man off the apron, and DM goes sailing into the steel security guardrail. Warpath and X both grab one of Magnum's legs. Then, they pull him, crotch first, into the steel ringpost.)

Brutus: His manhood!

JR: That's illegal!

Brutus: If it was, Warpath and X would be DQ'ed about now, wouldn't they?

(Warpath lifts Magnum to his feet, before dropping him with a twisting Impaler DDT. X climbs to the top rope, and flies off with a huge swanton bomb, then hooks the leg for the pin. Dream Man tries to break it up, but is cut off by a big boot from Warpath.)

JR: Silencer by Warpath.

Brutus: Explication by X. And there's the pin!

1...

2...

3!!

JR: No, dammit! Not this way!

Announcer: And your winners... X and WARPATH!!

(Warpath and X celebrate on the turnbuckles, as Dream Man helps Magnum to his feet. X laughs at them, and makes Balls hold their hands up in victory.)

Brutus: Dream Team couldn't get the job done tongiht, but I have a feeling this isn't over.

Jimmy Rollins: Now we come to what the whole Tag Team Division has been talking about and waiting for. The triple threat tag team title unification match.

Brutus: Is it a ladder match?

Jimmy Rollins: No, it’s just a triple threat match

Brutus: Inside of a steel cage?

Jimmy Rollins: No…it’s just a triple threat match

Brutus: With Street Rules?

Jimmy Rollins: Brutus! It’s just an normal triple threat match! However, both the IEW Recognized tag team titles and the Renegade tag team titles are in the balance.

Brutus: Oh….this is the match with The Directors right?

Jimmy Rollins: If you mean the direst, most cheating, untrustworthy, backstabbing tag team ever…yes.

Brutus: yeah, I love it when they backstab. It’s so cool

Jimmy places his hands over his face

Jimmy Rollins: I hate you so much.

The Mic now steps into the ring.

The Mic: Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest is an Elimination match for both the IEW Recognized Tag Team Championship and the IEW Renegade Tag Team Championship of the world!!

The crowd cheers

The Mic: This match will be an elimination match. The first pin fall or submission is for the IEW Renegade Tag Team Championship. The Second pin fall or submission is for the IEW Recognized. First, the Challengers, hailing from Hollywood California, they weigh in at a combined weight of 430 pounds….Tommy “Showtime” Contour and Johnny “Showbiz” Contour….THE DIRECTORS!

The entire place goes dark and the Large Screen turns on and an old fashioned countdown for old films appears. It counts down from 5......4......3......2.....1... DIRECTORS! “Requiem for the Gods” softly plays on the PA as the arena goes dark and only soft lights on the floor light up as Reverend Rougeau walks down the isle first, carrying a huge script book, containing all the “morals and ethics” that Director-ism teaches. He is soon followed by Sister Starlet, who even under her Nun outfit, is incredibly sexy. They both slowly enter the ring and get on their knees as they raise their hands up to the ceiling. Then a bright light shines down on them, as The Directors slowly are lowered down the middle of the ring, like Angles coming down from heaven. When they land, they take off their White robs with angel wings on the back of them. The Directors extend their arms out from them, so that Sister Starlet and Reverend Rougeau each take of their coats and wait outside of the ring.

Jimmy Rollins: There’s the tag team with nothing to lose.

Brutus: And everything to win!

The Mic: Their opponents, hailing from Paris France, they weight in at a combined weight of 400 pounds, they are the IEW Renegade Tag Team Champions…..John Luke and John Perie….TEAM FRANCE!!!!

The French national anthem plays loudly, as both John Luke and John Perie walk down the ramp, with their French flags waving in the air and of course, the IEW Renegade tag team championship around their waists. They slowly enter the ring and point to the Directors, as Tommy walks forward to the, but the ref keeps Tommy back.

B: They should just let Tommy at Team France for stealing his tag titles!

JR: But Tommy lost it fair and square. The man should learn to be a damn sport once in a while.

The Mic: And their opponents hailing from the jungle , they weight in at a combined weight of 514 pounds…..They are the IEW Recognized tag team champions…..Lion and Croc…..The Beastly Squad

Entrance: *The arena goes dark as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N' Roses is played over the PA system. On the titantron, a split screen one of a zebra in the savannah and the other with a gazelle drinkin from the river. When the beginning words of the first verse begins, the titantron displays a lion biting the neck of the zebra on one side and a crocodile biting and dragging the gazelle into the water on the other, as one blast of pyro goes off and The Beastly squad walks out into the open. As, Lion and Croc walk to the ring, the titantron shows Lions and Crocs individual finishing and signature moves, and their tag moves.Lion and Croc then climb up on the apron directly across from the entrance ramp. Lion enters the ring with one leg over the top rope at a time and croc climbs on the top turnbuckle on the side with the ring steps attached. As Lion does his singles roaring type of thing Croc backflips into the ring as green, yellow, and red explosions of pyro and green flames(for turnbuckles only), as well as pure white flames on the entrance ramp and turnbuckles(shared with green flames) erupt throughout the arena. At the same time, the roar of a lion and hiss of a crocodile bellow throughout the entire arena.*

DING DING DING

The bell rings as Johnny, Lion and John Luke all enter the ring. All three stare at each other intensely. Johnny performs a fake dive at John and goes and attacks Lion as the two trade blows. John Luke then runs beside Johnny and starts to punch Lion as well. Lion pushes away John Luke and trades blows with Johnny. Lion starts to get the upper hand when John Luke runs past Lion and hits a knee block, bring Lion down. John Luke then stomps on Lion, as Johnny quickly assists in the attack. After a few stomps, Johnny and John Luke pick up Lion and throw him into the ropes, as Lion comes back , both men hit a back drop on Lion, who files high in the air and lands hard on his back. Johnny picks up Lion and gets a nasty sounding chop at Lion. Then again, before Johnny goes to throw Lion into the ropes, Lion reveres. Johnny goes to bounce off the ropes, but John Luke gets on all fours, as Johnny then runs and jumps off his back and hits Lion with a clothline. John Luke then gets up and grabs a hold of Lion, as he nods to Johnny. Both men grab a hold of Lion and perform a double man suplex. Lion hands hard and holds his back as he moans in pain

JR: John Luke, one half of the IEW Renegade tag team champions, is working with Johnny to take out Lion. Looks like, they are going to try to get rid of the larger Beastly Squad, so they can focus on each other later.

B: A great idea!

Johnny then picks up Lion and throws him into to corner. Johnny walks over and chops at Lion’s already red chest. Again, Johnny chops, and again. Before the fourth one however, John Luke, pulls Johnny away and laces the punches to Lion’s face. Johnny, not happy with being pushed aside, then grabs a hold of John Luke and pushes him side as Johnny goes back to chopping. John Luke, and his French temper, pull at Johnny as starts to yell at him in French. Johnny, though not knowing a word of French, slaps John Luke’s face and points at him to back off. Johnny then flips him off “Even you know that!” John Luke turns his head but then punches Johnny in the face, as then John Luke and Johnny start to trade blows.

B: So much for that alliance!

John Luke gets the upper hand and kicks Johnny in the gut as he then hits a gutwrench suplex. John Luke waits for Johnny to get up and hits a hip toss. Once again, Johnny gets up and John Luke hits a wonderful looking drop kick. Johnny stays down as John Luke goes to pick him up. However, Lion is back and punches John Luke in the face several times. Lion then throws John Luke into the ropes and hits a nasty shoulder block. Lion then runs to the ropes again, jumping over John Luke, and hits a short flying clothine. Lion picks up John Luke and goes for a suplex, but holds him there in mid air….then drops him with a standing vertical suplex. Lion stands tall and flexes, but when he turns around, Johnny bounces off the ropes and hits a calf kick to the face of Lion. Johnny goes for the pin.

1….Kick out

Johnny knew it was too early, but still gives the ref a dirty look. Johnny picks up Lion, but Lion pushes Johnny’s arms away and starts to wail at Johnny. Johnny starts to reel as Lion starts to gain momentum. Lion throws Johnny into the ropes and hits a big boot to Johnny’s face. But with out looking, John Luke runs and hits a swinging neck breaker on Lion. John Luke then goes and tags in his tag team partner, John Perie. John Perie is fired up as he then clotheine’s Lion down as well as Johnny. He picks up Johnny and gives him a powerful body slam. Johnny holds his back, rolling away from John Perie. Lion gets up and John Perie slams his fists into Lion’s face and throws him into the ropes. Lion comes back as John Perie brings his knee up to hit Lion’s gut. Then John Perie goes behind Lion and hits a back drop. John Perie stomps on Lion for a moment before going back to work on Johnny. Johnny is backed into a corner and John Perie stomps the living shit outta Johnny. The Spanish crowd is actually enjoying it! John Perie keeps stomping and stomping, with one final stomp, as Johnny then rolls out of the ring , to regain his breath. Meanwhile, John Perie turns around as then a tired Lion slams his huge fist into John Perie’s face. Again and again, Lion strikes, until John Perie falls down. John Perie gets back up but Lion then kicks him in the gut and throws him into the ropes. As John Perie comes back, Lion grabs him ,spins him and hits a massive side walk slam in the middle of the ring as Lion stays on his back to try to get his energy back.

JR: Lion needs to get a tag to his partner, or Lion won’t last long against the likes of The Directors and Team France

B: Lion looks to be in a bad way

Lion then slowly gets on all fours and goes towards his tag team partner Croc. However, John Perie grabs the foot of Lion and brings him back to the middle of the ring. John Perie picks up Lion and kicks him in the gut and slips behind him and hits a german suplex, then another, then another! John Perie then poses for the crowd and gives them a cocky bow as the crowd boos for him. John Perie then drops an elbow on Lion and locks on a headlock. Lion , tried, still fights with everything he has to escape from the headlock submission. Lion’s face expresses his pain, as John Perie tightens his hold and keeps the submission locked in nice and right. The crowed starts to chat Lion’s name as Lion shakes his head no, as the ref asks him if he submits. Lion, soon, with the support of the fans, Lion slowly gets on his feet and drives his elbow into John Perie’s chest and John Peire lets go. Lion then grabs John Perie by the arm and throws him into the ropes, as John Perie comes back, Lion grabs him and slams him down with a powerful spine buster. Lion then slowly, gets back up, but out of no where, Johnny from the outside of the apron, Johnny grabs the top rope, jumps on it and launches him self of it and lands on Lion, West Coast Pop Style for the pin!

1…

2…NO!

Lion kicks out as Johnny slaps the mat. Johnny then picks up Lion and drags him over to The Directors corner and tags in Tommy “Showtime” Contour. Tommy comes in with vicious kicks and chops to Lion, which Tommy with a final chop knocks Lion down. Tommy then walks over and picks up John Perie and grabs a hold of him and throws John Perie with a over head belly to belly suplex. Tommy mocks John Perie, but when he turns around Lion is making is way to Croc, who’s hand is extended greatly. Tommy runs up and grabs Lion from behind and hits a german suplex…holds on and hits another…..then finally let’s go for another. As Tommy gets up John Perei comes by and gives Tommy a poke of the eye as Tommy is temporarily blinded. John Perie then picks up Lion and hits a suplex….then another….then another! John Perie nods his head and starts to climb the top rope.

JR: Lion is down after those suplexs by both Tommy and John Peire. Now John Perie, is going up top!

B: He’s going for the French Splash!

JR: How do you know?

B: Looked it up on the official IEW website!

John Perie has a huge grin as he jumps off the top rope, but his face quickly turns into fear…then pain, as Lion rolls out of the way, as John Perie lands hard. Lion then jumps and tags in Croc. The Crowd has a huge pop as Croc runs in and clothine’s Tommy back down the mat. Croc picks John Perie up and hits a text book dropkick. Croc turns back to Tommy who’s up, and Croc runs and hits a hurrnacca, forcing Tommy to fly over the top rope. Tommy lands outside as Reverend Rougeau and Sister Starlet run to his aid, as Tommy holds his side, as Tommy landed hard. Meanwhile Croc has the great upper hand on John Perie by chopping away at his chest as John Perei seems defenseless. Croc then goes for a kick, but John Perie catches his foot and does the classic French laugh! Croc then jumps and hits the enzugri as then John Perie gets a far away look in his eyes and then falls face first in the middle of the ring. Croc then rolls John Perie for the pin.

1….

2…

NO!

John Luke runs in and kicks Croc in the head. John Luke then grabs John Perie’s hand and drags him into the corner. The crowed boos, but the ref can’t do much about it, as John Perie tags in John Luke. As Croc gets up John Luke kicks Croc in the gut and hits a swinging neck breaker. John Luke then drops an elbow and locks on an arm bar. Croc shakes his head no, as John Luke keep wrenching away at the arm. After several moments, Croc is back on his feet and fires several shots at the face of John Luke. After many stingers, John Luke lets go and Croc hits another drop kick. Croc picks up John Luke and hits a snap suplex. Soon, Croc picks up him again and just throws. John Luke inot the corner as hard as he can. John Luke lands chest first and falls back. Croc picks John Luke and does it once again. Finally , Croc finally throws John Luke into a corner and forces John Luke to climb the top rope as if Croc was going for a super plex…But Tommy slips in and grabs Croc’s legs , as Croc goes to give John Luke a superplex, Tommy gives Croc a power bomb. All three men lay still , with the exception of moving in pain!

Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

JR: My god a power bomb and superplex at the same time. My god!

B: Now that’s wrestling my good man!

All three men lay not moving very much, as Johnny, John Perie and Lion all try to yell to their tag team partners to get back up. The First up is Tommy Contour as he picks up Croc and slaps his chest, knocking him down. John Luke attacks Tommy from behind and throws his arms in the back of Tommy’s neck. Tommy falls as John Luke then grabs Tommy’s leg for a Boston crab. Tommy yells in pain and shakes his head , but Croc makes the save, as he gives John Luke a big boot in the back of the head. Croc then picks up John Luke and gives him a body slam and drops and elbow. Tommy is back up and then ties up with Croc. Tommy snaps on the a headlock and flips Croc over, but still keeps on the headlock. Croc gets to his feet and pushes Tommy off and when Tommy bounces off the ropes Croc hits a spinning heel kick. Croc then runs around, but is not quick enough as John Luke comes with a flying scissors kick. John Luke then flips off Lion, who tires to enter the ring, but John Peire cuts off Lion and clothines him over the top rope. John Perie just attacks Lion with close fists. Croc, seeing his partner in trouble, runs out and slides out and starts to brawl with John Perie. Lion and Croc then start to double team Perie.

JR: Well Perie isn’t’ doing smart wrestling. He needs to get out of there

B: For once, I agree with you!

Meanwhile, John Luke is taking it to Tommy in the corner. Johnny , seizing the opportunity, runs across the ring, and leaps over the ropes. He hits a picture perfect modified Swanton Bomb, and hits all three men outside of the ring. The ref turns to see what happens and looks over the ropes to check on all four men.

JR: What a move by Johnny!

B: Man, see. They don’t' have to cheat to win! They just like to!

JR: Well that's a change....hey....wait a sec

While the ref's back is turned, Tommy is all fours. John Luke grabs Tommy by the hair, yet, Tommy reaches into his tights. Fast as lighting, Tommy slips on brass knucks and smashes John Luke in the face. Tommy throws the knucks to Reverend Rougeau, who stuffs it down Sister Starlet's dress, and both act innocent like nothing happened. John Luke falls against the ropes, only to fall forward, but Tommy catches him. Tommy picks up him in a fireman's carry and gives John Luke two thumbs down. Tommy then slams John Luke with The Critic’s review!

JR: Damn it! The ref should have seen that!

The ref then conveniently turns around and sees the pin and starts to count.

1....

2....

3!!!!

DING DING DING

JR: Damn it!

B: YAY! Six time tag team Champions!

The Mic: Team France has been eliminated…so Here is your winner of the first pin fall.....and NEW IEW Renegade Tag Team Champions.....THE DIRECTORS!!!!

Johnny rolls back in the ring at the sound of the news, but raises his eyebrow when Tommy gives him a sly look. Johnny also stars at Reverend Rougeau and Sister Starlet, who act innocent. Then with a look of shock, Johnny knows what went down. Tommy pats Johnny on the shoulder and smiles as Johnny then looks back at Beastly Squad. The Directors then both roll out of the ring to focus now on The Beastly Squad. Tommy attacks Lion and Johnny attacks Croc. Both tag teams brawl, as Team France is forced to leave. Tommy is the legal man as Croc is rolled into the ring. Tommy stomps away at Croc, not letting him up. Tommy falls on his knees and locks in a wrestling head lock, as Croc tires to roll out of it. Tommy tries to hold onto it as best as he can, but Croc pops his head out and gets out of the hold. Tommy looks at Croc and gives him a fake clapping as they tie up again. This time, Croc takes the advantage. He over powers Tommy and throws him into the ropes, how ever, Croc goes for yet another dropkick but totally misses, as Tommy holds onto the ropes. As Croc gets up slowly, Tommy runs and grabs a hold of Croc and hits a german suplex…followed by another….and goes for a third, but Croc blocks it and throws his elbows into Tommy’s head. Tommy stumbles and Croc goes to hit, but Tommy ducks the hit and hits a T Bone suplex.

JR: Tommy is in total control of this match!

Just as if Croc heard, when Tommy goes to hit Croc with a power bomb, Croc counters with a hureannca that sends Tommy flying across the ring. With that window of opportunity, Croc tags him Lion. Tommy gets on his knees and pleads with Lion not to hit him while he’s down. Lion ignores him, but the ref stands in Lion’s way, telling them to back off. Behind the ref’s back, Tommy makes a face at Lion, which enrages Lion, but the ref still keeps him back. After this mind game, Tommy gets back up and locks up with Lion. Lion over powers Tommy , until Tommy slips out and summersaults between Lion’s legs, then tripping him. Tommy backs off, yet does a loud “MEOW!” to mock Lion. Lion gives Tommy a very dirty look as he gets up and goes to attack Tommy. Tommy then ducks Lion and runs half way across the ring. This time yelling “TAME! TAME! TAME!” Lion lets out a huge roar, but again, Tommy being smaller, uses his quickness to dodge Lion and go for a roll up pin.

1….

2….

NO!

Lion kicks out just in time as Tommy then starts to stomp on Lion. Tommy kicks and stomps at Lion’s head, trying to slow the big man down. Tommy quickly tags in Johnny, who also helps in the stomping of Lion. Johnny allows Lion to get on this kness as Tommy slips out of the ring. As Lion gets on his knees, Johnny hits Lion with several martial art kicks to the chests and arms. Johnny takes a step back to hit a final hit ,but misses and spins around, but only to be caught in a doublehanded chokeslam! Johnny arches his back in pain as Lion gets up slowly. Lion then picks up Johnny and chops at his cheast, sending Johnny back a few spaces. Lion keeps on the attack at Johnny and adds a body slam. Johnny then crawls to the ropes, using them to support him. Lion goes to charge at Johnny, as Johnny then pulls down the ropes, Lion goes flying to the outside as Johnny tries to recover! Croc yells at Lion to get up, but Tommy runs across the ring to push Croc off, Lion, unaware, rolls back into the ring, only seeing Johnny, he charges at him! But Tommy runs in the way and picks Lion up for a flap jack, as Johnny adds a ¾ neckbreaker! Johnny grabs the leg for the pin!

JR: Director’s cut! It could be over here!

1….

2….

NO!!

Lion kicks out as Johnny , showing he’s tired, rolls off him. Tommy sees Croc climbing up again, so Tommy runs to the ropes and bounces of them, to hit a drop kick on Croc, who falls back. Then Reverend Rougeau and Sister Starlet start lacing the boots to him. Tommy then yells at Johnny to finish him! Tommy picks up Lion in a powerbomb position. With all this might, he flips him over for a Razor’s edge, and brings him down, as Johnny adds The Inverted DDT! Meanwhile Croc is finally up and pushes Reverend and Sister away!

JR: My God! Director’s cut, which was followed by Salivation! It’s over people! It’s over

1….

2….

NO! Croc jumped in and made the save. Croc picks up Tommy and boots him hard in the stomach and throws him into the corner. Johnny tires to stop Croc, but Croc kicks Johnny in the guy and gives him a Crocodile Death Roll, he goes to attack, but the ref tells Croc to get out , as he’s not the legal man. Nether Johnny nor Lion move. Johnny and Lion are both feeling the effects of the powerful finishing moves. After nobody moving, Lion throws his arm over Johnny.

1….

2…..

3?? NO!!!

Johnny put his foot on the rope, but barely! Lion reaches for the foot and goes for another pin.

1….

2….

3?? NO again!

Johnny pops his shoulder up, in a weak attempt to show he’s still in this. Lion gets up before Johnny and let’s out a loud roar, which the crowd screams in tune with! Lion then grabs Johnny and screams “It’s over!!!” Tommy runs in how ever, but Lion gives Tommy a huge boot to the face. Then throws Tommy effortlessly over the top rope, onto Reverend Rougeau. Lion picks up Johnny in what starts to look like set up for his stomach breaker as Crocodile climbs to the top of one of the corners. Lion positions head of Johnny toward corner that Croc is at. Croc, then, jumps off the top turnbuckle and grabs head in what looks like a double arm ddt as Lion pushes the Johnny's body down two the canvas

JR: My god! Beastly Death Drop ! It's over

B: Damn it!

1.....

2.....

3 NO!

Tommy grabs Johnny's foot and pulls him away. Quickly, Reverend Rougeau and Sister Starlet, run and grab the IEW Renegade Titles as Tommy warps Johnny's arm around him and starts to carry him away. As the Ref starts to count away.

JR: What the hell? Are The Directors making a break for it?

B: I dunno, I think it's Tommy dragging Johnny away...Johnny don’t' seem to know what's going on.

The Beastly Squad try to go after them, but the ref holds them back, still counting.

6...Johnny pushes away from Tommy and makes his way back to ring

7...

8... Tommy grabs Johnny and pulls him back

9...

10!!!!!

DING DING DING

JR: What the hell?

B: Yeah, I'm confused...who is the unified tag team champions?

After tense moments of waiting, The Mic finally walks into the center of the ring.

The Mic: Due to count out , Here are you winners...and …..STILL IEW RECONIZED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WWWOOORRRLLLDDD!....THE BEASTLY SQUAD!!!

The crowed cheers insanley!

The Mic: However, due to the rule that titles can only change hands by pin fall or submission..................................STILL IEW RENAGADE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WWWWOOORRLLLDDD!....THE DIRECTORS!

The crowd boos extremely loudly, as Johnny shakes his head and says to Tommy "What the hell man? I would have kicked out god damn it!" Tommy gives Johnny his tag team title, which Johnny looks at. Tommy then pushes it against Johnny’s chest and pats it, saying "We got what was ours! The real tag titles baby!" Tommy holds his title up high in the air and hugs Sister Starlet and Reverend Rougeau who all cheer and chant "Hail Director-ism", as Johnny , with a disgusted look, stares at his title and then turns around, still holding it, and follows the rest into the back.

JR: What? The titles didn’t unify? There are still two different tag titles! It was a damn draw! A tie! The fans deserved so much more than this! Damn Tommy! Johnny actually wanted to win or lose those titles fair and square, but Tommy had to cheat. Damn him!

B: Oh man, So this match was a waste of time then!

JR: Seems like it! It was a great match, but what a way to end it! It's a damn shame! Hats off to all members of this match. They put on a wonderful match, but Tommy just had to ruin it all!

["A.D.I.D.A.S." by Korn hits the speakers as the crowd jumps to their feet cheering and Matt Rison walks down the ramp carrying a microphone.]

JR: Matt Rison is here!!! He's going to make a decree that will make the Beastly Squad the Unified IEW Tag Team Champions!!!

B: Maybe that match wasn't such a waste after all.

[Matt Rison climbs into the ring before getting on the microphone.]

Matt: You know, the two of you poured your heart out in this match tonight in an attempt to become the official IEW Tag Team Champions and re-unify the belts. And all I have to say is that its a damn shame that the two of you had to be cheated out of that opportunity. That's why I, Matt Rison, am here to declare both of you the official...

["Cherry Bomb" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts hits the speakers as Khrystal Walker walks out of the backstage area with a microphone and signals for her music to cut off.]

KW: So there you are Matt. You know, I've been looking all over the arena tonight for you and it is nothing less than fitting that I find you surrounded by a bunch of primates, who just like you can't control their sexual urges.

Rison: Look here, Walker, I'm a busy man, and I have a lot of paperwork that needs the stamp from my right hand to make it official. So speak your piece and get your piece out of the ring before I throw you out.

KW: Like you could. Rison, when Snider hired me for this gig, I thought it would be different. But when I got here, you were in charge. I had my doubts, but I had a contract, so I came on in. I shouldn't had. All the time I've been here, there has been none of the little merchandising deals that can really add to a wrestler's income. No action figures, photos, posters, Tshirts, or even a little action figure. And now I know why.

I received a little packet of information that revealed that I'm blacklisted. No merchandising of any kind for the OBA, and as little of her as possible in other wrestler's DVD's to keep IEW from paying me the first royalty. And all these memos are signed by our loyal president, Matt Rison. Why Matty?

MR: Look, that's the stupidest accusation ever made. The fact is, no one wants your merchandise. I've had market research done. You're just too damn ugly for merchandise. And thats all the proof I need to base my decision on you.

KW: Well I hope your proof can stand up to mine, because its walking down that aisle right now. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome "Passionate" Pussy Valiant!

PPV walks to the ring in a short skirt. "Rison, you've violated your powers as president, and I've got the proof right here!

PPV reaches into her ample bosom and pulls out the brown envelope. "Look here at these memos and the signature."

The jumbotron reveals the memos all signed by Rison!

MR: This is impossible! I can't believe it! I've been setup! Walker, you will pay for this!

KW: Never before, not now, Matty, hit the road.

["You Really Got Me" by Van Halen plays as security comes to the ring to escort Matt Rison out of the building.]

JR: Matt Rison just got impeached, if you can call it that.

B: I can't believe it JR!!! The IEW is under Pussy Control!!! This is like a dream come true!!! Think of all the female talent we'll be getting here in the coming weeks!!! And speaking of coming weeks...

JR: BRUTUS!!!

B: ...

JR: We're now moving on to one of the moments we've been anticipating all night.

B: I don't know, I can really anticipate alot of things right now.

JR: It is one winner, Disco Sombrero, versus the other winner, Viper, the winner gets to face Airhart and is in T-Volution!

B: Yeah, both men had very close matchups, no one in the invitational has anything to be ashamed of.

DING DING DING

MIC: Yet again, this match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the T-Volution Tournament Championship.

"Welcome To The Jungle" By Gunns n' Roses plays as Viper walks down the ramp with his sledgehammer which has a carved Viper head in the handle. When walking down the ramp Viper beats his hammer on the ground once, sparks shot up, hits the hammer on the ramp another time, sparks shot out, and the 3rd time sparks shot up again.

MIC: Coming to the ring, weighing in at 238 pounds, VIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Crowd explodes with Cheers)

JR: Wow, Viper getting quite the reaction here from the fans!

B: Yeah, that shows how stupid the public really is.

*The arena goes pitch black, and eventually, the fans are shocked when "staying Alive" hits the speakers, and Disco Sombrero comes out of the backstage area, performing disco moves long thought dead. A disco ball comes down from the ceiling while the ramp starts to shine bright colors into the crowd. He continues down the ramp to the fans delight, and by the time he enters the ring, the fans are either cheering loudly, or booing while throwing everything in reach at him. He enters the ring, climbs the turn buckle, and does more disco, to the delight (and dismay) of the fans. The disco ball goes back up, and Disco prepares to fight.*

MIC: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 Pounds, DISCO SOMBRERO!!!!!!!!!

(The fans cheer, not as much as for Viper, but still cheer.)

JR:The winner here gets to face Jeremiah Airhart in a "respect match". I think Viper will pull it out.

B: Yeah, sure.............

*Disco and Viper stand in the middle of the ring, face to face. At the same time, they both go to grapple, turning it into a test of strength. Viper wins, throwing Disco to the Ground. Disco gets right back up though, and busts out some Disco moves. Viper runs straight at him, but Sombrero tosses him over the top.*

JR: Nice uh, move by Disco there.

B: You call that a move?

*In the meantime, Disco ran off the ropes and performs a corkscrew plancha over the top rope, connecting with Viper, sending both to the ground. Both men get up, and Viper nails Disco in the gut and throws him back inside. Viper enters the ring And mounts Disco, trying to take his head off with each swing. Viper picks Disco up and tries for a powerbomb, but Disco reverses into a DDT. Disco, with the momentum now, climbs to the top rope.*

JR: Wow, Disco could have it here.

B: No, hes gonna f*** things up.

*True to the words, Viper gets up and Disco tries to hit him with a 450 Pin, but Viper reverses the move into a double powerbomb that renders Disco unconscious. The ref goes over to ask if he wants to quit, but Disco repeatedly says no.

JR: Well, one thing's for sure, you can't doubt his heart in this match.

B: Another thing you can't doubt...........Viper his this in the bag.

*Viper walks over to Disco, still in pain in the middle of the ring. Viper does a cut throat to signal the end. Instead of going for the Viper's bite, however, he locks Disco in a painful sharpshooter.

JR: You may be right here, Disco in a bad way here.

B: JUST TAP YOU MEXICAN A**HOLE!

*Disco tries to get to the ropes, and crawls ever so close. When he does, Viper pulls him back. Disco fights back, trying to get to the ropes, and is a handful away when he makes it look like he is ready to tap. Right before his hand hits the canvas, his other hand stops it, he crawls just a little further, and gets the rope break.*

JR: That kid has heart.

B: Wow, How the hell did he not tap..........did Viper turn Pansy?

*In the ring, Viper is in a rage that Disco did not tap, so he stalks him, ready to go for the Viper's bite. Disco finally gets up, and Viper goes in for the kill.*

JR: VIPER'S BITE!

B: NO ITS NOT!

*As Viper went for the The Viper's Bite, Disco flipped over his back. Viper turns around to get blasted into oblivion by a Disco Sombrero Superkick. Viper crumbles to the mat out cold.

JR: HOLY SH**, that was a nasty kick there by Disco.

B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Disco climbs the top rope, and this time sucessfully hits the 450 Splash. The ref counts*

Ref:

1..........

2............

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DING DING DING

MIC: Here is your winner by pinfall, DISCO SOMBRERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JR: A great match there, a short one, but a great one considering the opponents.

B: I agree.

*"Burning Heart" by Survivor plays, and Jeremiah Airhart, dressed in ring atire and T-Volution invitational T-Shirt, comes down to the ring, mic in hand. The fans have a mixed reaction.*

JR: Here is the leader of T-Volution, Jeremiah Airhart. I wonder what he has to say.

B: If you would shut up, maybe we would know.

Airhart: Tonight, four men entered this ring with one goal. To become the replacement to The Texas Redneck T-Neff (Crowd Cheers) in T-Volution. C-J Dude, Viper, LaMont Jackson, and Disco Sombrero engaged in the first T-Volution invitational, and Sombrero came out on top. Congratulations. (Crowd Cheers) Before I go on, would Lamont and C-J come out here please?

JR: Airhart for once being Civil.

B: This won't last long.

*Jackson and C-J come out to the ring.*

AIrhart: You came up short, but I would like to congratulate you both for a job well done. In gratitude, you will both recieve a plaque. Viper, you came up just a little short in the end, your reward will be the same. As for you, Disco.............You get a match with me, and you are in T-Volution (Cut off by Disco)

Disco: So you mean I am in homes?

Airhart: Yes, you are.................one thing though.........Could I see your face?

Disco: My face?

Airhart: Yes, I would like to see the face of greatness, the man alongside me in T-Volution.

Disco: All right. *Disco proceeds to Superkick Airhart to hell.*

JR: What the hell was that for? That was not necesary.

Disco: You know something, "homes"?. You know who I am, but you couldn't put two and two together "esse". I am........

*Disco removes to Sombrero to reveal......................."The Texas Redneck" T-Neff.

Neff: Your worst nightmare, bitch.

JR: OH MY GOD, THIS WHOLE THING WAS A DAMN SETUP!

B: YES! Neff's stock just rose in my book.

*Neff pulls a controller out of his pocket and presses a button. The button sends a glass container down to the ring.*

Neff: LaMont, C-J, Viper, you know what to do.

*LaMont goes out of the ring to collect 8 Tables. C-J Collects Barbed Wire, which he wraps around the tables, and Viper brings the matches. Neff presses the button again, sending Airhart 30 feet up in the air. Airhart finally regains his presence of mind, and realizes what is happening. He looks at Neff, still in Disco Sombrero atire, and his face turns pale.*

JR:Somebody has to stop this.............. I can't believe it.

Neff: Hey buddy! How ya doin...........just hangin around? (Crowd cheers at the cheesy joke.) You think you made T-Volution? Fine. But let it be know that T-Neff KILLED IT.

*Neff presses the button one more time, sending Airhart down. Upon impact of the tables, the glass shatters, and Airhart is cut by the glass and Wire, as well as falling through 8 tables and being set on fire. Neff smiles at the carnage, and looks at the crowd. *

Neff: From here on out, C-J Dude, LaMont Jackson, and Myself will be known by 3 letters. E........I.........W. Extreme.................Impact...................WORLDWIDE! (Crowd cheers once again.)

JR: I can't believe this, Neff pulled the wool over everyone's eyes.

B: I know this might come out wrong, but that was totally AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Footage of Michael Jordan leading the University of North Carolina Tar Heels to the NCA Championship in 1982 with the game winning shot. MJ's voice is heard loud and clear.)

MJ: If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

(The next clip shows Michael celebrating after winning his first NBA Title.)

MJ: The game is my life. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.

(Another clip shows Jordan making the game winning shot in the NBA finals vs. the Utah Jazz.)

MJ: Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.

(The last clip shows Michael flying through the air from the free throw line during the classic 1988 Slam Dunk contest. A voice other than MJ begins to speak.)

Voice: One man saved his sport. One man did what no others could do. One man is the ultimate in greatness. Just one man. Ladies and gentlemen... greatness has arrived.

(It cuts back to the arena which is pitch black. Jimmy and Brutus can be heard.)

Jimmy: What the hell is this?

Brutus: I knew it. This guy is so self centered that he's making a whole fiasco of this.

(Suddenly, an all too familiar song plays.)

1..

2..

3.

Hit it!

(The opening chords of "Super Bad" by James Brown blasts through the PA.)

Brutus: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S RIZZO!! HE'S BACK!!

Jimmy: MY GOD!!!! RIZZO HAS RETURNED TO THE IEW!!!!!!!

(The crowd cheers wildly as Rizzo emerges from the back with jeans and a "Dressed for Failure" T-Shirt on. Rizzo soaks in the cheers for a second and then he makes his way down to the ring. Rizzo enters the ring and he poses on the corners amidst a barrage of photo flashes. Rizzo gets a mic from someone at ringside and the music dies down. Chants of "Rizzo" echo throughout.)

Rizzo: And a good evening to you too!

(Cheers.)

Rizzo: You know, it's been quite a long time since I disappeared off the face of the Earth. My friends, I have officially been to hell and back. and not that fake hell Boca thinks he's been at. Anyway, I didn't come here to bash Boca, although it is quite easy. I've come back with a big f'n chip on my shoulder. See kiddos, seems like some cats around here have been acting the fool. I am talking about the artists formerly known as the Hong Kong Cavaliers. (Crowd boos.) I know, we were a bunch of scallywags and assholes, but what they have done is beyond retarded stupidity. Call me crazy, but who else here thinks a champion must actually win the title they have?

(The crowd cheers in approval.)

Rizzo: That's what I'm saying! But there are some people who think they can just go and steal that which does not belong to them. No no, that is a faux pas if I've ever seen one. (Rizzo puts his hands at his knees as if to demonstrate height of something) I'm talking about a guy yea high. He weighs about as much as Nick Sloan would shit out after a trip to the All U Can Eat buffet. He's a guy whose ability to annoy is only matched by a chick who won't swallow. (The crowd laughs). Mackie, you know what you've done boy. You and the rest of these so called renegade disappoint me. The HKC was all about ruling the IEW, and we did just that. But we did it by proving our dominance in the ring. We won our titles by skill, and we didn't need anybody to hand us anything. But to me, the HKC is forever dead. That which has been tainted must be destroyed. Unfortunately, it's become apparent the rest of the IEW, along with the Commish, have not been able to do the job properly. Worry not my friends, your salvation has arrived. But I alone cannot help you. I need help, something which I hate to admit. But what we have on our hands right now is a war. A war cannot be won by just one man. Let me introduce to you a man who I have known for many years. This man will be the first, and hopefully not the last, to join my efforts to rid the IEW of those pesky renegades. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a man with whom I have won many a battle and ended many wars. Give it up for the one and only, St. Louis' own Sean Dubose!

(The house lights flash blue and yellow with the opening drums and guitar of "Good Times Bad Times" by Led Zeppelin plays. As the first verse begins blue and yellow lights flash at quick, regular intervals. Sean, in his St. Louis Blues Jersey, Jeans with a red jockstrap on the outside, and carrying his trusty wooden sidekick Bitchboy, makes his way down to the ring. Sean slides in then he raises Bitchboy high in the air. Rizzo and Sean shake hands. Rizzo hands the mic to Sean.)

Sean: Hello IEW. Thank you very much for that warm reception. It certainly is a pleasure to be standing before you, however the circumstances of my arrival couldn't have been shittier. As my compadre here said, war has begun. This war will be fought on many fronts versus many different enemies. Tonight, notice is served to all those who are renegade champions. Soon, very soon, your time of reckoning shall come. It will not be a fast war by any means. Nor will it be pretty. But all of the aesthetics matter not. All that matters is in the end, the IEW will have one set of champions, true champions, and it all starts here tonight.

(Sean hands the mic back to Rizzo.)

Rizzo: Tonight marks a major turning point in IEW history. Starting tonight, this ship called the IEW will be set back on it's rightful course towards the top of the world. And at the wheel is yours truly with this crazy bitch by my side. Take a very good look renegade beeotches. Take a real good look, because it means your end has come at the hands of The Grassy Knoll Assassins. (Rizzo looks at Sean and smiles.) Let's go have some pina coladas, courtesy of Bengal Supreme.

(Rizzo and Sean leave as "I Shot the Sherriff" by Bob Marley plays.)

Jimmy: What the hell kind of name is that?

Brutus: I'm not sure, I think it's a reference to the assassination of JFK.

Jimmy: Whatever it means, the name is not important. What is important is Rizzo is back and he's brought some backup.

Brutus: Too bad he's lost his mind and become soft in his absence.

Jimmy: Maybe, just maybe, he understands what it is to be a great champion and what has happened is so disgusting to him he came back.

Brutus: Perhaps.. That or he's gone soft.

Jimmy: Ugh!

The Mic: This next contest is an Intercontinental Unification tile match. First of all coming down the aisle. From Moose Jaw Alaska, Khrystal Walker!!!!

"Trouble" by Pink plays on the PA. Khrystal is sitting in the Big Pink, her semi truck wrecker. She is driving, as a map of the world is superimposed. A picture of her wrecker is followed by a red line as she drives over the world. Highlights of her career are interposed, as are training shots of her lifting god awful amounts of weight. She stops the truck and gets out. She slams the door, and after an onstage explosion, she appears on the stage, dressed and ready to fight.

The Mic: And now making his way down the aisle, the recognized IEW Champion, Dark Dragon!

"Co-Dependant" by Adema plays over the PA. As the song starts off spiraling pyros and rising up from the top of the ramp. The video shows time from Dragon's debut match against Sephiroth in the tv title tournament, then switches to his superman seat/peg grab roof to roof gap over the helicopter in Russia, the acid drop Flair Tailwhip to the ramp below on the street from the top of a old building. Other scenes show clips from his various competitions, and his match against Nitrus and the other match against Falcon. Then clips from his TLC match for the Tag Titles. Out walks Dragon onto the ramp with his tag title over his shoulder. Then Dragon walks down the ramp (Randy Orton style) with the title still on his shoulder. Dragon rolls into the ring and lifts his arms up while standing in the center of the ring (Randy Orton style) then drops his hood and takes off his shirt and sets it and the title down at the ring post and waits for his opponent.

The Mic: And the final participant in this match! The IEW Renegade Intercontinental Champion, Mo' Bad!!!

(The crowd wait, and nothing happens at all! A few moments pass, and there is still confusion.)

Jimmy Rollings: I guess Mo'Bad's going to be late!

Brutus: He will be! The match is going under way anyway!

(Immediately the match begins, and Walker and Dragon circle each other. Walker standing tall over Dragon, but Dragon lighter of foot and agile simply shows defiance, and doesn't look intimidated. The two lock up, and Walker powers into control. She throws Dragon to the ropes, and he returns to duck a lariat, and set up for one of his own. Walker simply hip tosses him, and he falls to the mat. Dragon is back up, and takes to the air with a dropkick. Walker falls now, and Dragon waits for her to rise. As she stands he attempts a cross body. Walker catches him, and throws him over in a fall away slam. Dark Dragon lands on the outside. Walker rotates her shoulders, flexes, and waits patiently for Dark Dragon to return, mind games in play, clear intimidation intended.)

Brutus: Walker taking control, but is it wise to let Dragon recover?

(Walker lunges towards the ropes, hunting down Dragon as he tries to get back in the ring. His speed is utilized and he pulls at Walkers leg as she makes her third lunge. He leaps up to the apron, and throws his fist into her face. She reels back. Dragon then uses the ropes; back flips over, and meets Walker with a head scissors lock. Then still holding the ropes, with his legs round Walkers head, he flips her round in a head scissors! She falls to the mat, and Dragon is quick to keep her there with a leg drop.)

Jimmy Rollings: Now Dragon is in control! You have to wonder if Mo' Bad is going to make an appearance tonight! It's Just Dragon and Walker, the youth and desire against the sheer power and knowledge.

(Again the two grapple. Dark Dragon has more grounding and he takes control this time. He throws a series of knees into Walker's face, and then releases her. She receives a lariat and is knocked down. He tries for a pin, but Walker is too resilient. They meet with fist in the middle of the ring, and blows are traded. Walker clubs Dark Dragon, enough so to grab and lift him. She hauls him up awkwardly, but eventually has Dark Dragon up in a military press. Then she casually drops him behind her. Walker strides forward, and leans on the ropes. She turns and is met with a hurricanrana! Then the replay is shown, Dark Dragon avoided harm by landing quickly on his feet during his fall from the military press!)

Brutus: Now that's some good foot work!

Jimmy Rollings: I don't think Walker realizes what happened! She's too set about her ways of what works! Dark Dragon must really shift her agenda!

(But after the shock, it's Walker in charge again. She German suplexes Dark Dragon and straight from it takes Dragon's legs, and catapults him to the turnbuckle! He backs off in a daze, and Walker German suplexes him once again! She drags him by his arms to the centre of the ring, and lets out a surprised shout as Dragon rolls her into a small package!)

Ref:

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Kick out!

(Walker is flustered and makes a grab for Dragon, who drop toe holds her to the mat, and drops a knee over her back. She begins to rise, and he jumps on her back! But he stands there. Walker supports his weight, for only a few seconds, as Dragon moonsaults backwards back on to her! Walker hits the mat again!)

Brutus: This contest is going back and forth!

(Dragon tries another cover but Walker quickly locks him in a half nelson, and launches Dragon over her head! She gives Dragon a Kenta Kobashi style lariat as he rises. Dragon is down and Walker makes the pin.)

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Kick out!

(She pulls Dragon back up, and power slams him to the mat, following through with a chin lock to keep him there. She then pulls Dragon to his feet, and grinds away with the headlock, obviously trying to so some serious damage. Dragon falls to one knee. Walker releases the hold, and follows up with an STF. Her intentions are clear when she puts more focus on Dragon's neck.)

Jimmy Rollings: Walker is really malicious; she could be trying to break Dark Dragon's neck!

(Dragon refuses to give up, and struggles in the hold. Walker eventually releases him. Dragon immediately relaxes from the strain, and Walker applies the hold again! Then after more resilience, Walker lets a weakened Dragon go. She drops an Elbow across his neck, and then a second, followed by a third, and then back to the hold again. The third STF has Dragon yelling out on agony.)

Brutus: She really wants to snap him in half. Dragon can endure pain, though, I know he wont quit.

(Khrystal Walker lets Dragon finally go. He rolls around on the mat in pain. Walker tries for a pin.)

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(Dragon escapes to the outside, and Walker follows him. Dragon brakes into a run around the ring. Walker begins to chase him, but it's an elaborate set up, as Dragon leaps onto the commentary table, turns and drop kicks Walker! She falls miles away from Dragon! He runs back into the ring and Walker recovers and makes her way in too.)

Jimmy Rollings: They are back in the ring now, this fight has not ended!

Brutus: It might soon though look!

(Sure enough Lamont Jackson and T-Neff have begun to surface from the crowd. In the ring, there is no knowledge of this.)

Jimmy Rollings: This match is still really a triple threat match; does that mean there is really a chance to DQ anybody?

Brutus: I don't know, but things are about to get ugly!

(Brutus is correct, as Lamont and T-Neff enter the ring. With a powerful Super Kick, Walker is floored by T-Neff, while at the same time; Dragon is turned inside out from a spear by Lamont Jackson! Walker is pulled to her feet, and Lamont holds her in a torture rack! T-Neff pulls up Dragon, and with a suplex, lays Dragon over Walker! Lamont Jackson has both Walker and Dragon in a stacked Torture rack!)

Jimmy Rollings: A duo torture rack!

Brutus: What strength from Jackson!

(T-Neff climbs to the top turnbuckle, and waits for a moment. Then at the same time, Jackson falls with a double burning hammer and Neff completes the move with an elbow to the fallen wrestlers!)

Brutus: Lamont had more than 500 pounds on his shoulders there! That's some feat of strength, Walker, you're a light weight!

(The attacking Duo exit, and all the while the referee Shane Stevenson has stood back out of the way. Lamont Jackson drops a final Elbow on Dragon, and makes his point clear, Dragon is a hunted man. Shane resumes a count, seemingly letting the match continue. Walker stirs, being the one who suffered the worst of the fall. Dragon springs to his feet!)

Jimmy Rollings: Dragon is up!

(He climbs the turnbuckle and is shocked to find Walker pulling his leg! She punches him and he rocks back on the turnbuckle! Then he throws a foot her way, and she lets go. Then walking dazed, Walker turns and is met with a hurricane rana from the top rope! She falls flat out, and Dragon takes to another turnbuckle! Then, with all eyes on Dragon, he executes the Tomahawk!!!!)

Brutus: Here we go! This one is over!

(Dragon connects, and both competitors have the wind knocked out of their sails!)

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The Mic: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and Undisputed Intercontinental Champion, Dark Dragon!!!!!

Brutus: What a finish! And what wrestling by both participants!

Jimmy Rollings: Dragon has Unified the renegade and IEW intercontinental championship!

Brutus: And now he's got every right to celebrate!

(Dark Dragon climbs to his feet, and raises his title high, just as quickly as he receives it from Stevenson.)

( Hugh Bristic is seen backstage jumping up and down, working up a sweat. When wrestling journalist and IEW instigator Judge Mental shows up with a pen and pad. Hugh stops jumping and turns and sees Mental. Hugh puts a HUGE smile on his face and extends his hand, Mental accepts the hand shake. )

Hugh Bristic- Ah a fellow Ivy League alumni, its good to see the IEW still knows how to hire intelligent people.

Judge Mental- Agreed. Getting ready for your match Hugh?

Hugh- Warming up. This ones BIG.

Judge Mental- 6 man Asylum of Atrocity. Not too much longer now.

Hugh- Im looking forward to going out there and showing these spanards what a real conquistador can do. Because I am going to go out there and conquer my competition.

Judge- I'm just taking some notes for an article I'm going to send out about this match when its all said and done. Do you mind?

Hugh- Not at all, not from a Yale alumni.

Judge- Can you give me any strategy thoughts?

Hugh- Oh I have a plan Mental.

( Hugh points to his head. )

Hugh- Were Ivy Leaguers, we always have plans. I wouldn't go into a match like this without a plan of action.

Judge- Care to divulge it to the rest of the IEW.

Hugh- Can't, my opponents could be listening. Your going to have to wait Judge.

Judge- Speaking about your opponents, how about some name association.

Hugh- Shoot.

Judge- Doctor Love.

Hugh- Zero chance of winning.

Judge- EG Mackie.

Hugh- Genius put to wrong use, he'll screw his own chances up tonight.

Judge- The Watchman.

Hugh- He's going to get whats coming to him. I promise that.

Judge- Steve Drisdelle.

Hugh- Unworthy ogre of a man. He knows if he comes for me he's going to get his face busted in all over again.

Judge- Rage.

Hugh- Inconsistent, unoriginal, unintelligent, false champion.

Judge- And finally ... Matt Rison.

Hugh- Finally he did something right. Lets just hope that tonight he keeps that trend up, and does what he KNOWS is right.

Judge- Any last thoughts.

Hugh- Yes. I the Confident Ivy League Over Night sensation am going into this match with one purpose, and only ONE obsession, taking back MY IEW World Heavyweight Championship. And tonight, Victory will be Assured!

[The scene goes back to ringside as the Assylum of Atrocity is being lowered into place. The scene then goes to a video of Matt Rison talking to a camera, pre-taped of course.]

Matt: Good evening fans. In just moments you're going to witness one of the most brutal matches in wrestling history, The Assylum of Atrocity. It might look like something you've seen before, but trust me, with 6 legitimate world class athletes and the Unified IEW World Heavyweight Championship at stake, just as the fires were hot to weld this structure together, so will be the competition that will occur inside this very structure. And in the same way as metals and irons were melted and forged to form the same steel that stands before you, may this very same structure take these two titles and forever unify them together... To never be separated again!!

"Bully" by Eminem plays as the lights in the arena goes dim and hundreds of flash photos go off as The Watchman steps out from the wrestlers' entrance. Completely ignoring the crowd he makes his way down to the ring and slides into the ring. He enters the confides of the steel structure, running his fingers on the outside of the cage cell that the referee is showing him to. The Watchman enters his cell slowly and takes a seat in the steel chair that the powers to be so gladly put in each other the cells. Hugh comes out to AC-DC's "Big Gun", quickly running out to the stage and motioning to the crowd to cheer for him. He makes a walk down the aisle, with an air of pure confidence, nodding his head at people in the crowd. He slinks into the cage with a toothy grin taunting the crowd as he makes his way to the cage diagonally opposite of The Watchman. Hugh looks over at one of his opponents with anger as he slowly walks into his cage and is locked in. The opening riff of "Revolution" by Judas Priest begins to play right as the song get more intense, a set of pyro goes off on top of the stage. Out walks Rage with no face paint on, he is in a pair of black half tights and a plain black shirt with his hands wrapped in white medical tape. The fans cheer as he walks down the ramp popping his knuckles and smiling as he looks over the steel structure. He enters the cage like all the others, he turns his head over to Hugh and dashes at the cage. Hugh takes a few steps back as Rage kicks once at the cage. The referee gets in between the cell and Rage and shows him to his cell. The arena lights flicker and a solemn atmosphere is created as 'The song of the Volga Boatmen' plays slowly, volume increasing as upon the titan tron images are shown. The images seem to be in black and white, like old movie footage, and the film has been placed erratically like someone has tried to fit the film together in a hurry. The images consist of cost lines and beaches, and then all is changed when a single eye appears and stares forward. The eye is all that is seen on the screen, but within the pupil there spins an hypnotic symbol. A black `M spins counter clockwise within a silver circle spinning clockwise, with an almost alluring effect. But it does not stay long as the eye closes and from there E.G Mackie walks out onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring. As he walks the images change to phrases, that look like they have been scratched into the film. Phrases such as 'Kill the ego' and 'Don't wake him up' and of course 'Euan is Good' E.G Mackie walks slowly down to the ring wearing a pink boxer's robe and he looks around at the crowd. Rather than celebrating himself, he looks around the cell in a tired daze, and looks very exhausted. The ref shows him to his cell, but before he does, Mackie dashes into the ring, de-robes himself to showoff his new wrestling attire, Being white short shorts with the Roulette Blossom on the leg. The roulette blossom is an open-end flower, and within the blossom is the six circular bullet containers of the barrel of a gun. Making it look like an open flower that's just fired a round of bullets! Then he has black knee pads and black boots with a white on black kick pad on both legs. The referee enters the ring to show him to his cell, in which he pushes him away and pulls a can off his energy drink out from his wrestling shorts. He smiles as he drinks it up as the crowd grows more and more antsy. Mackie takes a final bow before exiting the ring and entering his respective cell.

JR- This match is going to be insanity Brutus, but you've got to figure the advantage lies with Rage & Mackie; there alliance will be the deciding factor in this match.

B- Yeah, unless Hugh was right about Mackie screwing Rage over.

JR- I doubt it, Mackie constantly talks highly of Rage, Why would he screw him over now?

B- Two Words, Championship Gold.

Suddenly Darkness falls upon the crowd; a haunting grey blue light begins to filter from below the ring and from overhead. An energetic crowd begins to cheering anticipation, sensing a build up... A large airburst rips through the air as "Less than nothing" by Demon Hunter kicks in hard and fast... Two ultraviolet spots cut through the smoke that comes from below the stage and focuses on the stage entrance...the Video screen projects the word "Driz" as the crowd erupts. Several pyro shocks set off as Driz walks unto the stage. The video then begins to show images of Driz inaction as he begins to move towards the ring with intensity... as Driz jumps up to the ring apron and then over the top rope he moves to the center of the ring raising his arms as blue pyro erupts from overhead, the house lights then go up as Driz circles the ring in preparation. Thousands of foil hearts fall from around the arena as "Doctor Love" by KISS starts up. Multi-colored laser lights dance around the entrance area, then join together to form one large beam striking Doctor Love, with his muscles flexed. He is accompanied to the ring by his wife and valet, Celeste valentine, who is making final touches to his hair. While walking down the ramp, Celeste begins spraying air freshener around the arena, and continues do so in the ring while Doctor Love is telling the referee, "Keep your dirty filthy hands off of me throughout the match so I won't have to take another herbal bath!" The referee ignores his idle threats and proceeds to have the cage locked, but before he can do that, stage hands come out bring out panes of glass, tables, and buckets filled with small hardcore items. The camera pans to Rage who smiles with glee then begins to laugh whole heartedly, then to Mackie who just watches on sipping his energy drink. The referee motions to lock the doors after the stagehands have left, then motions to the bell keeper.

DING, DING, DING!

B- Holy Crap Jimmy! I didn't know this match what a hardcore elimination styled match!

JR- Neither did I, Think Rison had this up his sleeve the whole entire time?

B- Who cares! We're all going to get Blood!

Driz and The Good Doctor lock up in the middle of the ring; Steve quickly takes the advantage and tosses Love into the ropes. He comes back with a stiff clothesline that only rattles Driz, who shoves him back into the ropes and rips off his head with a vicious clothesline. Doctor Love holds his head while Driz goes for the cover. 1... Doctor Love grabs hold of the ropes near by. Driz is forced to break the hold and Love pulls himself out to the ring outside, where he shakes the cobwebs out from his head. Driz grows impatient real quick and rolls to the outside to combat him. Doctor love runs around the turnbuckle and slides into the ring. Driz is in hot pursuit and follows the same route as Doctor Love. What he doesn't realize is that Doctor Love has rebounded into the ropes and collides with a baseball slide right to Driz. Steve stumbles into the caging and is late to react to Love coming out and scrapping his face against the caging. Love takes the big man and attempts for a side Russian leg sweep, but Driz elbows him in the mouth. Love goes for another attack, but it's futile, Steve lifts his knee into The Doctor's midsection and ramps his back into the ring apron. Love holds the small of his back in pain as he falls into the padding near the ring. Driz snarls for a second before realize he has weapons at his disposal. He slowly makes his way to a table and begins to sets it up in the empty space between Rage's Cell & Hugh's Cell. Doctor Love comes out of nowhere over the top rope with a corkscrew body-attack. Driz falls into the cage once again while Doctor Love lands just as tough. The referee nearby looks down at his watch as the crowd begins to count down with him thanks to a countdown clock on the big screen nearby. 5….4….3….2….1… The lights in the arena dim and flashing lights begin to go off over the cells.

JR- A Fresh Man is Coming into this match!

B- Its about to get interesting Jimmy!

The lights stop flashing, and a single spotlight beams down on The Watchman. A Referee from the outside unlocks the cell he was in, and he flings open his door with chair in hand. Driz meets him halfway there but is leveled to the floor by the man wielding the chair. The Watchman takes another swing at Steve and slowly turns around to Doctor Love who has taken advantage of the lights going off to scale Rage's cage, he jumps off and connects with a high risk Van Damninator.

JR- LOVE GUN!!!

All three men rive in pain, while Rage laughs on from his cell, getting a front row seat at the carnage. Driz and Doctor Love are the first two to show any life, and use whatever they can to make there ways up.

B- Man, I bet Rage and Hugh are foaming at the mouth to get at each other.

JR- You know it Brutus, If the randomizer the lights are hooked up to are kind enough Hugh might be next followed by Rage.

B- You got a point there Jimmy, Hugh is going to win.

JR- I didn't say that!

B- But you were thinking it!

Driz is the first to his feet, and quickly grabs Doctor Love by the back of his neck. He tosses him into the ring. Doctor Love gets to his feet and attempts to clothesline Steve down, but Driz grabs Doctor Love and slams him down with a variation of a spine buster. Driz goes for the pin fall on Doctor Love, 1…2…. The Watchman comes in and breaks up the pin attempt. Watchman drags up and slings him into the ropes. Driz looks on as Watchman quickly power slams him to the ring and goes for the pin…1….2… Driz boots Watchman off of Love and yells something at him. Watchman leaps over Doctor Love and gets in Driz's face. The two go back and forth exchanging blows back and forth when the lights dim down and the lights begin to flash over the other three cells. As Driz and The Watchman battle back and forth, The Spotlight stops on Mackie. The referee unlatches his lock. The lights come back on but Mackie stays in his cell acting like nothing has happened. In the middle of the ring Driz finally gains the upper hand with a well placed knee to The Watchman's gut. The Watchman doubles over, but before Driz can do a single thing, Doctor Love slams The Watchman down with a spinning neck breaker. Love flows over to the pin…1… Driz drops an elbow on Doctor Love's head. In the background, Mackie is finally seen rotating the ring. Driz shoves Doctor Love in the corner and begins to stomp away at him. Mackie rolls into the ring as The Watchman begins to stand up. The Watchman turns around to get a round house kick to the face; the Watchman takes a swing at Mackie with a clothesline, but EG ducks and springs off the ropes with a shoulder lunge type spear into The Watchman. Mackie bounces back into the ropes looking to take advantage of The Watchman's woozy condition with a Jumping Tornado DDT, but the Watchman only grabs him and applies a bear hug. Mackie fights back with a series of elbows. The Watchman ends this assault by tossing Mackie into the turnbuckle and follows it up with a series of punches to the head. Driz looks back at The Watchman, who almost on instinct looks back to see Driz doing the same. The idea runs through there head with no communication, both Watchman and Driz Irish Whip there opponents towards each other. Mackie dodges his opponent and manages to German Suplex him in the middle of the ring, with a bridge…1…2…. Both Driz and The Watchman break up the pin fall in the middle of the ring wanting to take the credit for themselves. Mackie rolls backwards and out of the way as he leaves Doctor Love to be ripped apart. Driz and The Watchman sling Doctor Love into ropes, the lift him up for a double flapjack and Love falls face first. The Watchman steps back from Doctor Love, and so Driz goes for the pin fall...1….2….

B- WHAT A MOVE!

JR- That is one clever way to break up the pin.

The Watchman leg drops the back of Driz's neck in mid pin breaking the pin. Steve rolls in pain as The Watchman goes for the pin, but Mackie quickly shoves him off and goes for the pin himself …1…2….3!!!

Announcer- Doctor Love Has Been ELIMINATED!

Doctor Love is escorted out the Asylum by a referee. Just as he exits, the lights begin to flash over the final two cells. Driz uses this time to gain a vertical base and shake the cobwebs out from his head. The Light beams down on Rage. The referee unlocks his cell and he crouches down and dashes to a bucket of small hardcore objects. He grabs hold of this and enters the ring as Driz and The Watchman lock up. Driz quickly pushes The Watchman down, he continues to push in for a hold around his gut, he achieves this hold, but Steve quickly gut wrenches him up and slams him down with a powerbomb. The Watchman rolls out of the ring in pain as Driz locks his sights on Rage. Rage smiles as he is approached. Driz comes in 3 feet up Rage, and he begins to pour to contents of the bucket out on the canvas.

JR- Oh my…

B- I can fully understand why this match is called The Asylum of Atrocity, look at that, Tacks! Nails! Glass!

JR- That is sickening!

Rage and Driz exchange there blows, when Driz delivers a heavy blow, Rage wobbles back and forth. Steve scoops up Rage but out of no where, EG comes and drop kicks Driz in the chest. Driz stumbles backwards and looses his hold on Rage who grabs hold of his neck and bulldogs him in the middle of the ring. Mackie looks at Rage with a smile, and then two begin to go to work on Driz stomping and kicking away. Mackie and Rage drag up and proceed to double team the big man with a double impact DDT. The Watchman reenters the ring after a brief rest; Mackie notices this and rolls out of the ring cautiously. Rage applies a sleeper hold to Driz trying to wear him out further, when The Watchman kicks the back of Rage, making him release the hold. He grabs Rage in a full nelson slam position and slams him down to the ring. The Watchman goes for the pin, 1…2… Rage rolls his shoulder off the canvas still shaken from the move. Mackie returns to the ring with a chair in hand. He places it in a corner of the ring and watches the carnage as he relaxes. Driz and The Watchman both grabs Rage up and Irish whip him into the ropes. Rage grabs hold of the rope rather than meet the brunt of the two men. Driz runs at him, and Rage drops the top rope. Driz falls into the trap and flies over the top rope into the table set up earlier in the match. The Watchman locks up with Rage, then two wrestle back and forth neither man gaining the upper hand until Rage manages to hit a short arm drag off, leading The Watchman to slide into the tact and miscellaneous objects. Mackie puts his chair in toward the ropes that Driz flew over; he takes a running start at chair and flies off of it with a cross body block hitting Steve perfectly on the outside. In the ring Rage suplexs The Watchman up into the air and proceeds to slam him down with a DDT from there. Hoping for the pin fall over The Watchman, Rage goes for the pin at the same time as Mackie pins Driz in the corner of the ring, the referee sees the pin from Mackie….1….2….3!!!

Announcer- Steve Drisdelle has been eliminated!

Rage pays no attention to the lack of announcement for The Watchman's supposed elimination; instead he rolls him out of the ring as the lights in the arena dim once again. The spotlight beams down on Hugh, who is reluctant to enter the match at any real speed. He goes to enter the ring, but right as Rage approaches him, he backs off and waits a few more seconds. Hugh tries to enter once more but Rage again tries to bum-rush him, leading to Hugh backing out again. Finally the opening Hugh was looking for arises when The Watchman enters the ring behind and clotheslines Mackie down to the canvas. Hugh enters the ring with Rage semi-distracted and the two exchange punches while Mackie holds his own now at a vertical base. Hugh manages to place a good knee to Rage's gut and shoves him outside of the ring. Rage lands hard, and Hugh moves on to Mackie. The Watchman and Hugh Irish whip Mackie into the ropes and double clothesline him down to the ground. The Watchman walks off exhausted from all the time he's been in, while Hugh kicks Mackie out of the ring. The two turn around about the same time, and stare down at each other. They slowly circle each other but instead of locking up for a showdown, the two shake hands!

JR- What the…

B- Jimmy! Hugh didn't go into this with out a game plan! That's why he's been world champion and you haven't, he's always thinking! Hell, I would've told you about this, but you weren't on a need to know basis.

JR- And you were?

B- Of course, Bristic and Me are like brothers

JR- Yeah, Sure, Whatever you say Brutus.

Hugh and The Watchman exit on either side of the ring. Hugh goes to face off against Rage, while The Watchman fights Mackie. Hugh grabs a woozy Rage by his neck and motions for a DDT, but Rage charges him into the cage near by and uses a quick UFC styled take down to get in some much needed punches. The Watchman grabs Mackie for a powerbomb, but as lifted up EG pulls his resources and manages to turn it into a hurricana. The Watchman begins to stumble upwards as Mackie flies off the ring apron looking for a double sledge splash, but The Watchman catches him and tosses him against the door of a cell near by. The camera switches from Hugh and Rage just as Rage mounts a different attack going for the hardcore items, he props up a table against the steel steps nearby the action. Hugh slowly rises to his feet as Rage comes back to shove him through the table, he grabs hold of his arm and yanks him towards the table, but Hugh grabs hold of the cage. Rage pulls himself into Hugh and lifts a big knee and tries again, but gets no where once again. Rage tries once more but out of no where The Watchman clotheslines him in the back of the head while Hugh shoulder blocks Rage in the gut. Hugh dusts himself off and turns to The Watchman with a smile. They yank Rage up and begin to grate his face into the steel cage, after a short stint of that they turn around to be hit with a twisting senton splash from Mackie. EG rebounds fairly quick and helps up Rage who is now bleeding from his forehead, Rage stumbles away from the conflict and goes to a pain of glass, he slides it into the ring between the first and second rope near one of the turnbuckles. As Mackie applies camel clutch to while smiling to the crowd, he inches Bristic towards the cage and as he sees Watchman approaching him, he drops the hold allowing Hugh's face to fall into the caging. Mackie dashes away from The Watchman and he follows in hot pursuit. Mackie runs past Rage who is wielding a steel chair now and waiting for the watchman, he comes and is smacked in the face with the chair. The Watchman goes down hard; Mackie gives Rage the thumbs up as he tosses him into the ring. Rage Irish whips The Watchman into the ropes and he return to be drop kicked. Rage bounces into the ropes, but Hugh grabs hold of his leg. Rage kicks him off and goes back to work on The Watchman, who promptly scoops him up for a Death Valley Driver!

B- 1…2….3!

JR- NO! Rage Rolled His Shoulder Up Off The Canvas!

Mackie is late in reacting to the pin attempt but double axe handles The Watchman anyway. Rage rolls out of the ring holding his head as Hugh enters the ring. He quickly jerks Mackie around but he hits a huge jawbreaker off on him. The Watchman takes a swing at Mackie and he quickly ducks this, reaches back and send The Watchman down with an odd neck breaker. He rebound and is punched square in the jaw by Hugh, Watchman gets up and begins to help with the beat down on Mackie. After a few more clubbing blows, EG stands up and shoves both of them off.

JR- Oh no…

Oh No is right! Mackie has begun the process of Mackiebation! Hugh and The Watchman don't know quite what to do so they step back until he's done. Mackie stops and quickly begins his attack, he drop kicks the legs out from Hugh, then proceeds for a monkey flip on The Watchman, he bounces up and as both of them rise, he attempts a double clothesline, but Hugh and The Watchman catch him and slam him down to the ground. The Watchman picks him and Irish Whips him into the ropes, upon running back towards him Hugh hits the hot shot, and goes for the pin….1….2…..3!!!

Announcer- EG Mackie has been eliminated!

B- It looks like Rage is up a creek with out a paddle now.

JR- He'd have to be! This is practically like a handicapped match now!

Rage can't believe his eyes, Mackie is escort out of the cage in a daze, and he quickly grabs a chair from the cell and slowly rotates the ring staring down at Hugh. The Watchman charges the ring, and Rage swings the chair wildly. Hugh grabs The Watchman by his arm and whispers in his ear. The Watchman shrugs and exits the ring on the opposite side of Rage, as Hugh yells at Rage to enter the ring. Rage slides the chair into the ring and rolls in. Hugh doesn't kick at him, and the two lock up. Rage with the weight advantage begins to power him into a corner, but he breaks the hold just in the nick of time as The Watchman comes into the ring. Now in the ring with the two men, Rage thinks quickly and dashes towards the chair he brought in, but The Watchman kicks it away. Rage goes to get out of the ring by Hugh grabs his arm. Rage some how manages to pull a Russian leg sweep off on Bristic, and charges at The Watchman. He clotheslines The Watchman down to the ground and begins to stomp away at him, when Bristic comes in and shoves Rage into the corner. Hugh begins to stomp away at Rage and The Watchman comes in to choke away at him too. Hugh smiles as Rage looks up totally wasted now. Hugh shoves the Watchman and points over to the turnbuckle across from there turnbuckle where the glass pain as be placed. The Watchman scoops up Rage and picks him up for the power bomb; he runs at it and tosses Rage through the glass. The crowd begins to boo loudly as Hugh drags Rage into the middle of the ring and covers him for the pin…1….2….3!!!

Announcer- Rage has been eliminated!

JR- I can't believe it!

B- This is why Hugh has been world champion and Rage hasn't!

JR- This is cheap! Hugh has barely lifted his finger in this match!

Rage is dragged out of the match as he struggles to walk on his own. In this ring Hugh and The Watchman look around at the destruction and smile. The two shake hands once again, and The Watchman just falls to the ground as if he has been knocked out.

JR- You can't be serious!

Hugh Bristic slowly goes into the cover, the referee reluctantly makes the call…1….2…3!!!

Announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, The Winner of This Match and NEW IEW WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD… HUGH BRISITC!

Loud Boos erupt through-out the arena. "Big Gun" attempts to compete with the boos, as The Watchman gets up from his Daze and raises Hugh's arm in victory.

JR: Tonight we have seen it all. Nothing but deception everywhere you turn.

B: No kidding. Bengal Supreme destroyed the world's favorite pineapple, T-Neff took his hat off and spurred Jeremiah Airhart out of T-Volution.

JR: And lets not forget the Contours. After all these years of being among the best tag teams wherever they have been they are now without unity among themselves.

B: And just to think, all of this culminated from the unifying of all these belts.

JR: Makes you wonder what might be in store next for the IEW.

B: It sure does, especially now that we're under Pussy Control.

JR: You really like saying that don't you.

B: I sure do!!! And it sure seems like I'll be saying it for a long time too. This administration seems a lot stronger already than Rison's ever was.

JR: Well folks, we're out of time. We hope to see you again at the next Mayhem.

B: Goodnight!!!

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